Miley Cyrus Is Very Naughty

April 27th, 2008 | 03:54 pm

When I was sixteen, my brother picked the lock to my bathroom and snapped a picture of me taking a shit fully nude, while reading a Cosmopolitan magazine. A year later that picture was slipped by my brother, in to my aunt's slideshow presentation of her trip to Greece, that she shared at our family reunion. That was embarrassing. The picture of above that Miley Cyrus took for Vanity Fair, eh, not as embarrassing as she thinks. People.com reports:

"My goal in my music and my acting is always to make people happy. For Vanity Fair, I was so honored and thrilled to work with Annie [Leibovitz]. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed."

I love how the people who manage female child stars, Disney included, TOTALLY want to exploit the fact that they're attractive and that men want to have sex with them, but when anyone ever mentions that something these girls do has a sexual overtone to it, they respond with "We are horrified that this happened. This is not something we condone." Really? It's not? Gee, what the F&^K did you think was going to happen when the photographer told Miley "Hey, can you take off your shirt and then wrap this thin sheet over the bottom part of your boobs?"

No, they don't stop shit like this because they WANT people to want to screw Miley Cyrus because then people will buy and watch shit that Miley Cyrus is in so that they can jerk off to it.  If that happens, not only will they have the child demographic who loves her, they'll also have the jerking off demographic, which, I think we can all agree, spends AT LEAST as much money purchasing things as the child demographic.  Anyway, I digress. The photo above is nothing to be embarrassed about. When I first read that she was embarrassed about a picture, I thought I was going to see something like this:

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55 Responses to "Miley Cyrus Is Very Naughty"

  1. Anonymous Says:

    she went to the photoshoot and they told her to do it it wasnt like she walked in there and was like "hey i think im going to take my shirt off and wrap this little sheet around myself. she isnt being a whore or anything like that. so SHUT UP already....

  2. Anonymous Says:

    Guys shut up!! I dont like Miley Cyrus but I still think people should stop picking at her for this. If you havent realized, SHES 15!! Every 15 year old girl in the country is trying to be sexy right now and they can if they want to. Get over it and let her be a teen!!

  3. Jenna Tuberville Says:

    listen ppl i ceen that miley photo shes lying it was on the nuse she posed 4 that photo! if u dont b leev me search it! miley is a back stabbing lier and she needs 2 leev nick jonas alone! she is beaking his heart!

  4. cherrycola5 Says:

    big deal it shows a little of her back so wat dosnt mean everybody has to say omg shes half naked get a life ppl

  5. Get a F***ing Life!!! Says:

    oh my Gee you ppl are fricken sick do you hear yourselfs your bitching more to each other than about miley i mean for god sakes there was one guy telling someone hes glad there sister died and that he hopes they die too and then your all calling each other stupid and bithes and whores its fricken rediculous we all have our own opinions and you dont need to be hattin on each other GOD DAMN yall need to grow up i mean sme of you are adults and thats just fucking sad. Is your life so damn horrible that you have to rip on others to make your self feel good?? GOD YOU PPL MAKE ME SO DAMN SICK YALL NEED TO GROW UP AND GET A GOD DAMN LIFE!!!

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