Roger Clemens Gave Rocket To Other Woman?
I wonder if Roger Clemens ever thought, when he was feeling down about the roids accusation, “Well, it could be worse, I could be accused to cheating on my wife.” Espn.com reports:
The New York Daily News, citing “several” unnamed sources, reported on its Web site Sunday night that Clemens and country singer Mindy McCready had a decade-long affair. Clemens’ lawyer, Rusty Hardin, said Clemens and McCready had a friendship and nothing more.
First, that’s pretty cool Roger Clemens’ lawyer’s name is Rusty Hardin. Sort of sounds like the name of a porn star who only does anal. Secondly, who the hell has ever heard of Mindy McCready. Like, the report basically should have just said “Roger Clemens has affair with woman.” I know they want to make the story bigger, but if she gets the moniker of country singer, then I want it to, because I once sang Kareoke to Achy Breaky Heart and a couple people in the audience told me I was “pretty okay.” Anyway, the news of this affair has been out for a while, but because no one knows who the hell this woman is, we didn’t see the signs. Here’s her Second Album, her first was called “If you need help evening out a table with a wobbly leg.”
Tags: Mindy McCready, roger clemens
April 28th, 2008 at 11:51 am
the second best part is, she was 15 when the affair started (side note, Clemens was first in line to pick up the latest copy of Vanity Fair)…the best part is, this is what she looks like today (no photoshop required!!):
http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/23/mccready.jpg
April 28th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
The picture Baked Potato sent seems to leave no doubt that her third album (a comeback) will have to be called “Pimp Slap the Meth Right Outta Me”
April 28th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Next album, “fastballs on my face, slider in my ass”
April 28th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
If only he stuck to nailing canadian strippers and Jose Cansecos wife, he would have been forgiven.
April 28th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
You are fucking moron. Learn to spell karaoke. Jackass.
April 28th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Nah, I prefer my spelling of it.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I hope this asshole gets nowhere near the hall of fame. Cheating at baseball, cheating in marriage, what’s the difference? Apparently there is none.
April 28th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
The new SATs english section looks something like this:
START >
Q1: choose the correct spelling
A: Karyokee
B: Carryokey
B: Karaoke
C: Kareoke
END> This completes the entire english portion
If you didn’t choose C, you’re a fucking moron
Obviously, a formidable judge of intellect.
April 29th, 2008 at 6:46 am
Have you heard McCready’s new single? He laid me down with two balls and a strike. Eh, i think Dom has me beat.
April 29th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Various pickup lines he tried to win her over with:
“Would you like to take a swing with my corked bat?”
“You think I can pitch? You should see my one eyed friend, he throws a mean spitball”
“I’ll let you go to third base…oh wait, I think it’s the other way around…no..ye…ah screw it, hi, I’m Roger Clemens - will you have sex with me?”