So, in this video, Tyra Banks asks Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt about their claims that Lauren Conrad has a sex tape. I went ahead and added in what Spencer was probably thinking during the interview.
I think when you're really super stupid, and you meet other really super stupid people, you just get excited and want to talk to them a bunch. It's like when you have a dog that doesn't get out much, then you walk it and it comes across another dog it starts going to into turbo butthole sniffing mode because it's a)so excited to see another dog and b)thinks this might be the last butthole it gets to sniff for a long time. That's sort of the energy in this room with these three geniuses. I love that Spencer said 1000%. That a classic move. "Hmmm, how do I show how sure I am? I'll say I'm ten thousand percent sure. Wait, I'm not quite that sure..."
Oh my. You sir are funny as hell. I never really looked at the show (even MTV) and all the other dipshits as "stupid" like I did after I heard your voice over. LOL. I'm luvin' it.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
April 29th, 2008 at 12:38 am
god damn, those people are the biggest douch bags on the planet.
April 29th, 2008 at 01:24 am
Oh my. You sir are funny as hell. I never really looked at the show (even MTV) and all the other dipshits as "stupid" like I did after I heard your voice over. LOL. I'm luvin' it.
April 29th, 2008 at 05:59 am
Spence;
'Holy Shit, dude... I totally nailed that shit!'
...'Hey, did you see me on Tyra, today?... I did for my career what Freddy Mercury's dick-broom did for mustaches!'
'Wait, maybe i'm usin' this met a 4 out of contense?!'
...'Shit... I'm not sure ...But, I do luv me some Freddy Mercury!'
'...AAAnnnnndd, scene!'
Has anyone else noticed that these 2 look as though they were spawned of the same loins?
April 29th, 2008 at 04:29 pm
TYRA GO AWAY.
April 29th, 2008 at 09:55 pm
I agree with the 'GO AWAY, TYRA!' comment. I think that broad resembles a not-so-savory kruller that was left in the fry-o'-lator just a bit too long.
July 14th, 2008 at 08:40 pm
flesh colored beard! lol
August 7th, 2008 at 03:37 am
WOW... LC Sexy!!!
Watch Lauren Conrad real Sex Video at
http://laurenconradnudevideo.blogspot.com
Enjoy!!! She pretty sexy!!!
October 3rd, 2008 at 04:07 pm
That voice over is fukin gay and annoying, you make spencer look cool cause you're obviously a bigger douche than he is
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