Heidi Montag says Lauren Conrad Has Sex Tape
So, in this video, Tyra Banks asks Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt about their claims that Lauren Conrad has a sex tape. I went ahead and added in what Spencer was probably thinking during the interview.
I think when you’re really super stupid, and you meet other really super stupid people, you just get excited and want to talk to them a bunch. It’s like when you have a dog that doesn’t get out much, then you walk it and it comes across another dog it starts going to into turbo butthole sniffing mode because it’s a)so excited to see another dog and b)thinks this might be the last butthole it gets to sniff for a long time. That’s sort of the energy in this room with these three geniuses. I love that Spencer said 1000%. That a classic move. “Hmmm, how do I show how sure I am? I’ll say I’m ten thousand percent sure. Wait, I’m not quite that sure…”
Tags: Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad sex tape, Spencer Pratt, Tyra Banks
April 29th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
god damn, those people are the biggest douch bags on the planet.
April 29th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Oh my. You sir are funny as hell. I never really looked at the show (even MTV) and all the other dipshits as “stupid” like I did after I heard your voice over. LOL. I’m luvin’ it.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Spence;
‘Holy Shit, dude… I totally nailed that shit!’
…’Hey, did you see me on Tyra, today?… I did for my career what Freddy Mercury’s dick-broom did for mustaches!’
‘Wait, maybe i’m usin’ this met a 4 out of contense?!’
…’Shit… I’m not sure …But, I do luv me some Freddy Mercury!’
‘…AAAnnnnndd, scene!’
Has anyone else noticed that these 2 look as though they were spawned of the same loins?
April 30th, 2008 at 10:29 am
TYRA GO AWAY.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
I agree with the ‘GO AWAY, TYRA!’ comment. I think that broad resembles a not-so-savory kruller that was left in the fry-o’-lator just a bit too long.
July 15th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
flesh colored beard! lol
August 7th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
WOW… LC Sexy!!!
Watch Lauren Conrad real Sex Video at
http://laurenconradnudevideo.blogspot.com
Enjoy!!! She pretty sexy!!!
October 4th, 2008 at 10:07 am
That voice over is fukin gay and annoying, you make spencer look cool cause you’re obviously a bigger douche than he is