We here at Holy Taco like beer. In fact, I can safely say, everyone who isn't a communist loves beer. But believe it or not, there was a time in this country when beer was illegal and having sex with animals was legal. Thankfully the government lifted the ban on alcohol and beer was once again free for all of us to drink. In celebration of this moment in history, we went to the Budweiser brewery on the day they celebrate the repeal of prohibition. Enjoy.
I usually laugh my ass off at holytaco but this piece is total and utter shit. There is not one single moment where I even cracked a half-smile. Try harder please.
Well, I for one suck cock. But I also like this video, because it makes me think of delicious beer, which i use to hose down my tonsils, after they've been covered in hot, sticky ejaculate.
well, sucking cock and visiting holytaco seems to go hand in hand. where the hell is my life time supply of old spice and x-box vibrator that i won for the caption contest? i need to get that old spice down to glen in IT ASAP!!!
Okay, some folks are upset this doesn't measure up to "European" beers. It's actually not a bad beer, just a mass-produced beer with a more generic flavor - and actually I believe it fits more in to the lager category than real beer. Now Stella Artois, that's the most popular beer in Europe, and its taste is really not miles away from Budweiser, though I personally think it's more complex and complete a beer with much more personality.
Well, Budweiser is a good beer if you've never had a good beer. Most people who drink Budweiser or Bud Light have only drank Bud, Miller or Coors. Actually, I'm shocked at how many people I've met that don't know other beers exist. I once heard Coors refered to as "fancy stuff." =(
@BigShoeStoo
There are a lot of really terrific American beers. Mind you they're mostly microbrews but they're American nonetheless. For the most part, I find myself enjoying micros more than imports. Its also good to see the major American breweries getting into the mix by adding some new (micro-esque) brews to their shelves.
Also, I've heard that Czechvar Lager is the original recipe of Budweiser. If you like Bud you may wanna try it.
Speaking of tasty Euro beer, those of you who have never had Grolsch. It's a cross between mop water and a Klingon urine infection. Try it at your local liquor store, today. Yeah you Europeans are regular beer connoisseur's.
What amazes me is the lack of beer knowledge there is about 90% of beers you stated to like are either made by Budweiser or are owned by them. I would suggest doing some research at http://www.anheuser-busch.com/BeerVerified.html and see just what they are.
After reading the blurb under the video I thought you were going to say "In celebration of this moment in history, we are going to have sex with animals."
Budweiser, you cheap whore, blond lager; you've weened me in my drinking infancy and I have abandoned you in my old age of beer snobbery. However I have kept your namesake (Buddy Ice, get it), as a tribute to your vile swill. You still suck pretty bad though.
And a note to all: If you have three things between your legs; and I mean 2 balls and a dick, not a wine bottle, wrist watch, and a used condom from 1983; than you shouldn't be drinking anything with the word "Light" in it.
Oh yea a quick question, how come you link so many things to that lame ass site break.com? Are you the same people? I hope not, I gave up on them a while ago.
Here's what I mean.
Video caption reads: Man shoots himself in foot with AK-47
Speaking of tasty Euro beer, those of you who have never had Grolsch. It’s a cross between mop water and a Klingon urine infection. Try it at your local liquor store, today. Yeah you Europeans are regular beer connoisseur’s.
budweiser is the shit, even if you dont like it, the brewery tour is real interesting and you get free beer and pretzels afterwards, soda if your not 21. Gotta love STL, Best Beer, Best Food, And Best Baseball.
lmao@Mike he says "Budweiser is good shit"....LOL! when your 21 let us know so you can try some REAL beer......if its made by Busch, miller or Coors, it's NOT good beer.....except Blue Moon of course......
All of you negative people need to calm the eff down. This video rocked. He made what could have been a dry behind-the-scenes look into a laughable journey. Who eats hops? Love the Kirk Cameron cameo in the beginning. Oh Mike Seaver!
# Tasteful Says:
April 30th, 2008 at 10:32 am
YOU SIR, ARE A MORON.
Tasteful you don't much but when you do its to the point, and I am always impressed when someone as yourself is able to articulate so well in forums speech. I admire how you opted for one of the more standard come backs. You could have said the usuall snappy comeback like "FUCK YOU MAN!" but instead you chose the even more widely used "YOU SIR, ARE A MORON"
One could say that your ability to choose someone else's words is only overshadowed by how you spend so little time in original thought. My congratulations sir.
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April 28th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
I hereby nominate myself for the corespondant position for this particular story. We will be doing weekly updates, right?
April 28th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Did you not notice how bad Budweiser tastes?
April 28th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
I usually laugh my ass off at holytaco but this piece is total and utter shit. There is not one single moment where I even cracked a half-smile. Try harder please.
April 28th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Ouch. If I get an e-mail tomorrow telling me Cory's hung himself, I'm blaming you Hugh G. Rection.
April 28th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Well, I for one suck cock. But I also like this video, because it makes me think of delicious beer, which i use to hose down my tonsils, after they've been covered in hot, sticky ejaculate.
April 28th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
well, sucking cock and visiting holytaco seems to go hand in hand. where the hell is my life time supply of old spice and x-box vibrator that i won for the caption contest? i need to get that old spice down to glen in IT ASAP!!!
April 28th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Wait...is Budweiser beer or rat piss?
April 29th, 2008 at 12:32 am
Budweiser is good shit.
April 29th, 2008 at 12:55 am
I laughed my ass off =)
April 29th, 2008 at 01:18 am
the brewmaster chick was hot. Dude shoulda let her drink up!
April 29th, 2008 at 01:33 am
YES!! thats my HOMETOWN!!! :) thats some good fukn beer eh :)
April 29th, 2008 at 01:43 am
i want to go to StL now
April 29th, 2008 at 03:24 am
Thank God for Sam Adams and decent tasting American beers.
Hooliga, she was a few beers away from being hot. Just pretty.
April 29th, 2008 at 03:25 am
Did anyone notice how the tour guide sounded like Woody Harrelson?
April 29th, 2008 at 03:48 am
Okay, some folks are upset this doesn't measure up to "European" beers. It's actually not a bad beer, just a mass-produced beer with a more generic flavor - and actually I believe it fits more in to the lager category than real beer. Now Stella Artois, that's the most popular beer in Europe, and its taste is really not miles away from Budweiser, though I personally think it's more complex and complete a beer with much more personality.
200 million drunks can't be wrong!
April 29th, 2008 at 04:13 am
Well, Budweiser is a good beer if you've never had a good beer. Most people who drink Budweiser or Bud Light have only drank Bud, Miller or Coors. Actually, I'm shocked at how many people I've met that don't know other beers exist. I once heard Coors refered to as "fancy stuff." =(
April 29th, 2008 at 04:20 am
@BigShoeStoo
There are a lot of really terrific American beers. Mind you they're mostly microbrews but they're American nonetheless. For the most part, I find myself enjoying micros more than imports. Its also good to see the major American breweries getting into the mix by adding some new (micro-esque) brews to their shelves.
Also, I've heard that Czechvar Lager is the original recipe of Budweiser. If you like Bud you may wanna try it.
April 29th, 2008 at 05:48 am
budweiser 5uck5 fvcking a55 .
belgian beers rule! sweet
April 29th, 2008 at 06:39 am
budweiser owns
u guys can all dome me up
April 29th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Speaking of tasty Euro beer, those of you who have never had Grolsch. It's a cross between mop water and a Klingon urine infection. Try it at your local liquor store, today. Yeah you Europeans are regular beer connoisseur's.
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April 29th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
What amazes me is the lack of beer knowledge there is about 90% of beers you stated to like are either made by Budweiser or are owned by them. I would suggest doing some research at http://www.anheuser-busch.com/BeerVerified.html and see just what they are.
BOTTOMS UP!
April 29th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
After reading the blurb under the video I thought you were going to say "In celebration of this moment in history, we are going to have sex with animals."
Budweiser, you cheap whore, blond lager; you've weened me in my drinking infancy and I have abandoned you in my old age of beer snobbery. However I have kept your namesake (Buddy Ice, get it), as a tribute to your vile swill. You still suck pretty bad though.
And a note to all: If you have three things between your legs; and I mean 2 balls and a dick, not a wine bottle, wrist watch, and a used condom from 1983; than you shouldn't be drinking anything with the word "Light" in it.
April 29th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Oh yea a quick question, how come you link so many things to that lame ass site break.com? Are you the same people? I hope not, I gave up on them a while ago.
Here's what I mean.
Video caption reads: Man shoots himself in foot with AK-47
Actual video shows a girl getting hit by train.
Comment section reads like this:
1. First, yea fvk u
2. 1st biches
3. fuck Caneda
4. US sux diks
5. kiss my ass
6. your mother's canaDian
7. I hate niggars
8. youR MotheEr is a niigger
April 29th, 2008 at 03:58 pm
lol - love the little subtle humor - props to the budweiser tour guide for stepping it up (inducing the birth was our favorite part)
April 29th, 2008 at 04:32 pm
Pside Says:
April 30th, 2008 at 4:23 am
Speaking of tasty Euro beer, those of you who have never had Grolsch. It’s a cross between mop water and a Klingon urine infection. Try it at your local liquor store, today. Yeah you Europeans are regular beer connoisseur’s.
YOU SIR, ARE A MORON.
April 29th, 2008 at 04:56 pm
I made it 1.5 minutes before I bailed. I'm sure it was about to start getting funny though.
April 29th, 2008 at 05:04 pm
budweiser is the shit, even if you dont like it, the brewery tour is real interesting and you get free beer and pretzels afterwards, soda if your not 21. Gotta love STL, Best Beer, Best Food, And Best Baseball.
April 29th, 2008 at 06:30 pm
Hate to break (no pun intended, you'll see) it to you but yes, holytaco.com is owned be the same people as break.com!
April 29th, 2008 at 09:02 pm
Can we induce labor now… Classic! I love Bud
April 30th, 2008 at 02:27 am
Why was this posted now? The repeal was Dec. 5th, 1933.
April 30th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
lmao@Mike he says "Budweiser is good shit"....LOL! when your 21 let us know so you can try some REAL beer......if its made by Busch, miller or Coors, it's NOT good beer.....except Blue Moon of course......
April 30th, 2008 at 01:15 pm
All of you negative people need to calm the eff down. This video rocked. He made what could have been a dry behind-the-scenes look into a laughable journey. Who eats hops? Love the Kirk Cameron cameo in the beginning. Oh Mike Seaver!
May 4th, 2008 at 11:56 am
# Tasteful Says:
April 30th, 2008 at 10:32 am
YOU SIR, ARE A MORON.
Tasteful you don't much but when you do its to the point, and I am always impressed when someone as yourself is able to articulate so well in forums speech. I admire how you opted for one of the more standard come backs. You could have said the usuall snappy comeback like "FUCK YOU MAN!" but instead you chose the even more widely used "YOU SIR, ARE A MORON"
One could say that your ability to choose someone else's words is only overshadowed by how you spend so little time in original thought. My congratulations sir.