The above is a photo of Kristin Cavallari, Cristina Milian, Josie Maran, and Rumer Willis. Look closely at this photo. Is it just me, or does it sort of seem like this is a still from one of those movies where some dude pretends to be a girl so that he can hang out with the girl of his dreams. Like, Josie goes off to an all girls beach camp and Rumer's wacky best nerd friend convinces him to pretend to be a girl and go along. Then Rumer and Josie become super good friends, and she starts confiding in him. There's a moment where she takes her bra off in front of Rumer and asks her if she thinks one of her boobs is bigger than the other. Then of course Josie walks in on Rumer when she's peeing standing up and Josie flips out and tells Rumer that she trusted her and that she never wants to see her again. But then Rumer purposely embarrasses herself during an all camp assembly by singing some love song that was forced into the earlier part of the movie to set up this ending. The thing writes itself people.
Agreed with the two Gents above...but don't you think with those A-cups Mom has already cut a check to someone in the 90210 that can take care of one of the aforementioned problems rather easily?
Really? You don't think her Bruce Willis inspired chin and smirk makes her look like a dude? Hell, she'll probably carry on the "Die Hard" franchise after pappy dies. This is almost like when my friend Josh confessed he wanted to fuck my friend Merkwan's sister. Common dude, it would be just like fucking Merkwan!
holy human browneye! lame post! quite the wordsmith arent you? perhaps next month you should skip your graduation from the 3rd grade and continue your education at Douchebag Internet Comments University.
Mr B is right, if you snapped out of your drunken stupor, with Rumor Willis riding you like a bull and twirling her panties over her head like a lasso, screaming Yippee ki-ay Mother Fvcker, your probably going to need anti-depressants from then on. Every time a Die Hard rerun comes on, you'll find yourself crying on the bathroom floor in the fetal position. Something like that would take years to get over.
Oh god Josie Moran, what the fuck are you doing in that photo with those people? Forget about Willis, you make the other two look like my diarrhea. You shouldn't be near them, you should be sitting on your goddess throne (a.k.a. my boner).
What I want to know is how in the hell did this chick make it into People magazines 100 most beautiful people for 2008? Money must have changed hands for this one. My bet is that sometime in the next few months her mother or father is going to do some big interview for People and this was the pay off.
I hope Bin Laden's next terror plot is flying a Boeing aircraft into the face of Rumer Willis, all while screaming Yippe Ki-a mother-fucker but in a middle eastern accent.
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April 28th, 2008 at 06:43 pm
Besides being abnormally pale as well as abnormally small-breasted, I don't find her too out of place in the 1st picture.
April 28th, 2008 at 07:07 pm
I concur with Mr. Balls.
April 28th, 2008 at 07:48 pm
Agreed with the two Gents above...but don't you think with those A-cups Mom has already cut a check to someone in the 90210 that can take care of one of the aforementioned problems rather easily?
April 28th, 2008 at 08:40 pm
This week's issue of Creepy or Sexy:
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/database/rumerwillis/rumerwillis30...
Its unanimous - CREEPY
April 28th, 2008 at 08:41 pm
Really? You don't think her Bruce Willis inspired chin and smirk makes her look like a dude? Hell, she'll probably carry on the "Die Hard" franchise after pappy dies. This is almost like when my friend Josh confessed he wanted to fuck my friend Merkwan's sister. Common dude, it would be just like fucking Merkwan!
April 28th, 2008 at 08:46 pm
LAME POST!
April 28th, 2008 at 09:18 pm
LAME COMMENT! think about it like this, she is gross. if you cannot see that, you are her publicist, mother or father, or gay
April 28th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Wow she is not attractive at all!
April 28th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Maybe there's something wrong with me but i would fuck any of the chick in that photo, including Rumer
April 28th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
...But Josie is by far the hottest
April 28th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
lame post!
April 28th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
holy human browneye! lame post! quite the wordsmith arent you? perhaps next month you should skip your graduation from the 3rd grade and continue your education at Douchebag Internet Comments University.
April 29th, 2008 at 01:29 am
She's like the ugly fat chick in a group of hot girls. So what I am basically saying is I'd nail her
April 29th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Mr B is right, if you snapped out of your drunken stupor, with Rumor Willis riding you like a bull and twirling her panties over her head like a lasso, screaming Yippee ki-ay Mother Fvcker, your probably going to need anti-depressants from then on. Every time a Die Hard rerun comes on, you'll find yourself crying on the bathroom floor in the fetal position. Something like that would take years to get over.
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April 29th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Oh god Josie Moran, what the fuck are you doing in that photo with those people? Forget about Willis, you make the other two look like my diarrhea. You shouldn't be near them, you should be sitting on your goddess throne (a.k.a. my boner).
April 29th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Rumer might possibly be the love child of k.d. lang and Ricki Lake.
April 29th, 2008 at 02:08 pm
What I want to know is how in the hell did this chick make it into People magazines 100 most beautiful people for 2008? Money must have changed hands for this one. My bet is that sometime in the next few months her mother or father is going to do some big interview for People and this was the pay off.
April 29th, 2008 at 03:55 pm
I hope Bin Laden's next terror plot is flying a Boeing aircraft into the face of Rumer Willis, all while screaming Yippe Ki-a mother-fucker but in a middle eastern accent.
April 29th, 2008 at 05:52 pm
After seeing the entire photo shoot, i retract my earlier statement and ask, just who the hell is that guy with those hot chicks?
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