The above is a picture of Brooke Hogan, her boyfriend, and her dad Hulk Hogan, at a pool on vacation.   Look at the Hulkster in this picture, he looks like a hippopotamus wading through a river in Africa, silently watching a group of tourists on safari.

What the hell must it be like to date Brooke Hogan?  I imagine if I were at the dinner table with the Hogan family and I reached over someone’s plate to grab the salt,  the Hulkster would grab my arm and go:  “You know what, you’ve been grabbing a lotttaaaaa things at this dinner table!   A loottaaaa things.  But maybe the next time you grab somethin’, the Hulkster’s gonna grab you and give you a lesson in Hulk-a-nomics,” to which I’d probably reply, “Did you mean a lesson in Hulk-a-manners?  What I did was more an example of something rude than an example of poor understanding of economics.”  At which point Hulkster would stare at me for a few seconds and then tear his shirt off and kill me.

Seriously though, I’ve seen enough wrestling matches with Hulk to know that the above photo can turn in to this really quickly:

Editor’s note: I loved the Hulk’s face in the headline pic so much I decided to see what it was like if he spied on other relationships.  Check it after the jump.

Tags: brooke hogan, hulk hogan

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