This photo is of Professional backyard brawler and sometimes supermodel Naomi Campbell. She's shooting a scene for the television show "Ugly Betty." This is what I hate about the entertainment industry, you can throw shit at your housekeeper or assistant, physically assault people and just be a general total and complete piece of shit, and people will not only continue to give you work, but magazines will celebrate how adorable it is you're playing a softball player on a television show. She's not even that hot. She looks like a transvestite spider. Anyway, I digress.
I think the plot of this episode is that there's a softball game between the Ugly Betty chick's fashion magazine and Naomi Campbell's fashion magazine. If there's a God, (which, the mere fact that Ugly Betty is a show on a major network confirms there's not) this episode would feature Betty hiring Cardinals slugger Albert Pujols to bat for her in her place with the game on the line, and it would result in this in the first inning:
I think Naomi Campbell should run for some kind of political office.
She's a total douchebag with no remorse, has the maturity of a starved muskrat, thinks she's always right, and has extreme cases of rage for small things that would land "normal" people like you and I in the slammer.
And yes, she isn't even that hot. Who the hell is desperate enough to wax his carrot while thinking about Naomi fucking Campbell? I'd rather turn to the Sears Catalog than do that.
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May 2nd, 2008 at 01:02 am
Truth, there is no god.
May 1st, 2008 at 02:44 pm
I think Naomi Campbell should run for some kind of political office.
She's a total douchebag with no remorse, has the maturity of a starved muskrat, thinks she's always right, and has extreme cases of rage for small things that would land "normal" people like you and I in the slammer.
And yes, she isn't even that hot. Who the hell is desperate enough to wax his carrot while thinking about Naomi fucking Campbell? I'd rather turn to the Sears Catalog than do that.
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