Looking at this picture of Jenna Jameson partying at a London Club makes me feel both sad, and old. It's like when I watched Michael Jordan play that last season on the Wizards and Rick Fox was d-ing him up. It's not right. Jenna used to be so hot that I'd have an erection before I put her porno in the VCR. That sentence right there also makes me feel old. And sad. What made her age so badly? The Sun reports that at the club, this happened:
"She just asked if one of her friends could go in with her in the toilets to touch up her make-up before facing the paparazzi. But the toilet attendant said no, and kicked off. The bouncers called us American pigs, which brought Jenna to tears."
You know you want to do cocaine really badly when you're super hot and you can't even spend the 10 seconds it takes to make up a decent enough story so that the toilet attendant can at least feel like they're not totally aiding and abetting drug use.
I still can't get over this picture of Jenna. She looks like she walked out of a Pokeman episode. Watch when I put her head in to a Japanese anime cartoon and tell me that unless you were really paying attention, you would never even notice.
You should have noted she is 34 years old! For a comparison: http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/263118~Natasha-Henstri... (NS4W) is the same age as her! The top pic looks more photoshopped than the bottom!
That picture has been fucked with, she is still SMOKIN’ HOT
sorry to disappoint you steve but that picture has not been fucked with, she looks like a scary alien now.
if any of you saw the 2008 AVN awards you would know she looked like shit!!!
Skinny as fuck made her horrible looking
I’d still do her… With about 7 condoms on.
Remember when she was all hot, like 10 years ago? She is more silicon and plastic then human now.
And to top it off she has been fucking Tito Ortiz. That is only one step up from fucking a monkey as far as I am concerned. Un-fucking-touchable and I don't care how many condoms I am supposed to wear.
Hi. I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
I am from Montenegro and also now am reading in English, give true I wrote the following sentence: "This particular url is for windows.Over the next few days, I will be covering everything from font management apps to how to deal with font."
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May 1st, 2008 at 10:57 pm
You should have noted she is 34 years old! For a comparison: http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/263118~Natasha-Henstri... (NS4W) is the same age as her! The top pic looks more photoshopped than the bottom!
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:16 am
That picture has been fucked with, she is still SMOKIN' HOT
May 2nd, 2008 at 03:18 am
sorry to disappoint you steve but that picture has not been fucked with, she looks like a scary alien now.
May 2nd, 2008 at 02:35 pm
if any of you saw the 2008 AVN awards you would know she looked like shit!!!
Skinny as fuck made her horrible looking
May 2nd, 2008 at 09:27 pm
I'd still do her... With about 7 condoms on.
May 3rd, 2008 at 03:29 am
You should have noted she is 34 years old! For a comparison: http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/263118~Natasha-Henstri... (NS4W) is the same age as her! The top pic looks more photoshopped than the bottom!
That picture has been fucked with, she is still SMOKIN’ HOT
sorry to disappoint you steve but that picture has not been fucked with, she looks like a scary alien now.
if any of you saw the 2008 AVN awards you would know she looked like shit!!!
Skinny as fuck made her horrible looking
I’d still do her… With about 7 condoms on.
May 3rd, 2008 at 09:40 am
She has completely lost it - all disfigured and banged up, and banged hundreds of times...
www.bannedinhollywood.com
May 4th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
It looks like God put her eyes on upside-down.
May 4th, 2008 at 02:08 pm
Remember when she was all hot, like 10 years ago? She is more silicon and plastic then human now.
And to top it off she has been fucking Tito Ortiz. That is only one step up from fucking a monkey as far as I am concerned. Un-fucking-touchable and I don't care how many condoms I am supposed to wear.
May 6th, 2008 at 05:34 am
Seven.. You're supposed to wear seven.
May 12th, 2009 at 01:32 pm
Hi. I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
I am from Montenegro and also now am reading in English, give true I wrote the following sentence: "This particular url is for windows.Over the next few days, I will be covering everything from font management apps to how to deal with font."
THX :-D, Kerrick.
November 26th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
take it from me, doing jenna is like waving yer donk around in a warm room. i had to side step twice to hit each side.
January 8th, 2010 at 06:33 am
photo not phucked with, she trying t ostar as skeletor in the new Me-man movie . .
oh how the mighty have fallen
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