Jenna Jameson Will Give You Nightmares
Looking at this picture of Jenna Jameson partying at a London Club makes me feel both sad, and old. It’s like when I watched Michael Jordan play that last season on the Wizards and Rick Fox was d-ing him up. It’s not right. Jenna used to be so hot that I’d have an erection before I put her porno in the VCR. That sentence right there also makes me feel old. And sad. What made her age so badly? The Sun reports that at the club, this happened:
“She just asked if one of her friends could go in with her in the toilets to touch up her make-up before facing the paparazzi. But the toilet attendant said no, and kicked off. The bouncers called us American pigs, which brought Jenna to tears.”
You know you want to do cocaine really badly when you’re super hot and you can’t even spend the 10 seconds it takes to make up a decent enough story so that the toilet attendant can at least feel like they’re not totally aiding and abetting drug use.
I still can’t get over this picture of Jenna. She looks like she walked out of a Pokeman episode. Watch when I put her head in to a Japanese anime cartoon and tell me that unless you were really paying attention, you would never even notice.
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May 2nd, 2008 at 4:57 pm
You should have noted she is 34 years old! For a comparison: http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/263118~Natasha-Henstridge-Posters.jpg (NS4W) is the same age as her! The top pic looks more photoshopped than the bottom!
May 2nd, 2008 at 6:16 pm
That picture has been fucked with, she is still SMOKIN’ HOT
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:18 pm
sorry to disappoint you steve but that picture has not been fucked with, she looks like a scary alien now.
May 3rd, 2008 at 8:35 am
if any of you saw the 2008 AVN awards you would know she looked like shit!!!
Skinny as fuck made her horrible looking
May 3rd, 2008 at 3:27 pm
I’d still do her… With about 7 condoms on.
May 3rd, 2008 at 9:29 pm
You should have noted she is 34 years old! For a comparison: http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/263118~Natasha-Henstridge-Posters.jpg (NS4W) is the same age as her! The top pic looks more photoshopped than the bottom!
That picture has been fucked with, she is still SMOKIN’ HOT
sorry to disappoint you steve but that picture has not been fucked with, she looks like a scary alien now.
if any of you saw the 2008 AVN awards you would know she looked like shit!!!
Skinny as fuck made her horrible looking
I’d still do her… With about 7 condoms on.
May 4th, 2008 at 3:40 am
She has completely lost it - all disfigured and banged up, and banged hundreds of times…
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com
May 5th, 2008 at 6:30 am
It looks like God put her eyes on upside-down.
May 5th, 2008 at 8:08 am
Remember when she was all hot, like 10 years ago? She is more silicon and plastic then human now.
And to top it off she has been fucking Tito Ortiz. That is only one step up from fucking a monkey as far as I am concerned. Un-fucking-touchable and I don’t care how many condoms I am supposed to wear.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Seven.. You’re supposed to wear seven.