Geraldo Rivera Wants To Be Fired

May 2nd, 2008 | 04:00 pm

Here's what I love about this, you can kinda tell that right after Geraldo makes the joke, he realizes maybe he shouldn't have and is like "just laugh through it, just keep laughing and it will be okay." Also, who the hell still makes the "once you go black" joke? If you think about it, I'm pretty sure that joke is more offensive to people who write jokes than to black people. Also, if he's using that on TV, that means he's using it probably quite a bit in his personal life. Which means he's probably also using "that's what she said," quite a bit as well. Meaning, at some point in time, someone probably had this exchange with Geraldo:

WOMAN: I started dating Al Roker.

GERALDO: Once you go black you never go back. HAHAHAHAHA.

WOMAN: Are you finished?

GERALDO: That's what she said. HAHAHAHAHA

aaaaand scene.

5 Responses to "Geraldo Rivera Wants To Be Fired"

  1. KG Says:

    I dont think he looks like a rapist... but more like a complete douchbag who likes to give handjobs to anything with a penis

  2. Martin Says:

    Am i the only one who thinks that this guy looks like a rapist? and how ironic it is when he reports on them?

  3. sean Says:

    "iddududa idduda i don't know if that's a song or"

  4. Chaosman Says:

    further proof. as if it was needed, that he is a total dickhead.

  5. matt pilot Says:

    i think that black comment was more out of personal experience than anything. hes done a suspicious amount of reporting on location in rwanda