Comments on: Scarlett Johansson To Marry Ryan Reynolds http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/05/scarlett-johansson-to-marry-ryan-reynolds/ The best site for sexy celebs, funny news, cool gear, gadgets, lists, and more. Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:39:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: white devil http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/05/scarlett-johansson-to-marry-ryan-reynolds/#comment-7619 white devil Tue, 06 May 2008 10:51:41 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/05/scarlett-johansson-to-marry-ryan-reynolds/#comment-7619 now the only hope I have left is rape. now the only hope I have left is rape.

]]> By: Keeblerkahn http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/05/scarlett-johansson-to-marry-ryan-reynolds/#comment-7596 Keeblerkahn Tue, 06 May 2008 07:23:27 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/05/scarlett-johansson-to-marry-ryan-reynolds/#comment-7596 So...does this mean she will stop singing? *crosses fingers* So…does this mean she will stop singing? *crosses fingers*

]]> By: Vent http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/05/scarlett-johansson-to-marry-ryan-reynolds/#comment-7595 Vent Tue, 06 May 2008 06:29:57 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/05/scarlett-johansson-to-marry-ryan-reynolds/#comment-7595 Nice. That was the funniest shit I've read today! (the day is early) Well said. Scarlett Johansson is a fucking goddess, and Ryan Reynolds doesn't seem like a total douchebag. As you said, kudos to him. Nice. That was the funniest shit I’ve read today! (the day is early) Well said. Scarlett Johansson is a fucking goddess, and Ryan Reynolds doesn’t seem like a total douchebag. As you said, kudos to him.

]]> By: morty http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/05/scarlett-johansson-to-marry-ryan-reynolds/#comment-7585 morty Mon, 05 May 2008 21:58:19 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/05/scarlett-johansson-to-marry-ryan-reynolds/#comment-7585 Ryan Reynolds you lucky bastard...just dont pass whatever STD you got from Tara Reid to Scarlett Johansson. So when you get divorced in 6 months, she wont be a fucking petri dish. Ryan Reynolds you lucky bastard…just dont pass whatever STD you got from Tara Reid to Scarlett Johansson. So when you get divorced in 6 months, she wont be a fucking petri dish.

]]> By: Tom Cruise http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/05/scarlett-johansson-to-marry-ryan-reynolds/#comment-7569 Tom Cruise Mon, 05 May 2008 18:42:12 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/05/scarlett-johansson-to-marry-ryan-reynolds/#comment-7569 Ryan is not marrying Scarlett. Ryan is gay. I know this because he is mine. Oops, was mine. Before that arranged marriage to Katie. Honestly, did you really think I was doing Nicole Kidman? Ryan is the man (I am jumping on my couch now). Scarlett, she doesn't have anything. She is not even OT. She doesn't even have her secret scientology decoder ring. Katie has hers now. Of course, she had to go through mind fuck training in the desert for a week, but she did it. That's my little pet robot. Oh Ryan, Ryan, wherefore art thou Ryan? Ryan is not marrying Scarlett. Ryan is gay. I know this because he is mine. Oops, was mine. Before that arranged marriage to Katie. Honestly, did you really think I was doing Nicole Kidman? Ryan is the man (I am jumping on my couch now). Scarlett, she doesn’t have anything. She is not even OT. She doesn’t even have her secret scientology decoder ring. Katie has hers now. Of course, she had to go through mind fuck training in the desert for a week, but she did it. That’s my little pet robot. Oh Ryan, Ryan, wherefore art thou Ryan?

]]> By: FUCK RYAN REYNOLDS http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/05/scarlett-johansson-to-marry-ryan-reynolds/#comment-7568 FUCK RYAN REYNOLDS Mon, 05 May 2008 18:38:12 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/05/scarlett-johansson-to-marry-ryan-reynolds/#comment-7568 NOW I HAVE EVEN ONE MORE REASON TO HATE THAT FUCK. FUCK YOU RYAN REYNOLDS! YOU WILL GET NO HIGH FIVES FROM ME. KICK IN THE BALLS MAYBE. SCARLETT, YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER.... NOW I HAVE EVEN ONE MORE REASON TO HATE THAT FUCK. FUCK YOU RYAN REYNOLDS! YOU WILL GET NO HIGH FIVES FROM ME. KICK IN THE BALLS MAYBE.
SCARLETT, YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER….

]]> By: INDENIAL FOR SCARLETT http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/05/scarlett-johansson-to-marry-ryan-reynolds/#comment-7567 INDENIAL FOR SCARLETT Mon, 05 May 2008 18:35:54 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/05/scarlett-johansson-to-marry-ryan-reynolds/#comment-7567 Say it isn't so....Scarlett is the true screen beauty who displays purity and innocence, while simultaneously touching that deep, dark part of a man's soul that makes him want to explore every sexual fantasy with her with no plans of ever getting tired of it. She is that innocent throwback star, who will be forever changed, no sullied, in our minds when she gets married. Don't do it Scarlett. I have so few fantasies left.... Say it isn’t so….Scarlett is the true screen beauty who displays purity and innocence, while simultaneously touching that deep, dark part of a man’s soul that makes him want to explore every sexual fantasy with her with no plans of ever getting tired of it. She is that innocent throwback star, who will be forever changed, no sullied, in our minds when she gets married. Don’t do it Scarlett. I have so few fantasies left….

]]> By: brice http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/05/scarlett-johansson-to-marry-ryan-reynolds/#comment-7562 brice Mon, 05 May 2008 17:36:28 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/05/scarlett-johansson-to-marry-ryan-reynolds/#comment-7562 please dear god no!!! not my scarlett! http://www.lyricshack.net/ please dear god no!!! not my scarlett!

http://www.lyricshack.net/

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