See, it's stories like these that make me not want to go outside in my 11,000 dollar coat. People.com reports:
Masha Markova, a student at Columbia University, put down her $11,000 blond mink coat with other partygoers' jackets at the Jan. 26 bash – and thought it was gone for good after she couldn't find it at the end of the night.
But Markova tells the Post she was flipping through a February magazine when she saw Lindsay Lohan sporting the distinctive coat. "It was my coat. It was no doubt," she said.
First of all, this chick is in college and she has an 11,000 dollar coat? When I was in college I had a pair of sixty dollar shoes and when my roommate peed in them by "accident" one night, ruining them, I went into a deep depression and didn't come out of my room for three weeks except once to watch the finale of Seinfeld and once to weigh in on whether the shit that was on our door step was human or animal. So excuse me if I don't feel one bit f-ing sorry for this whiny rich chick.
Secondly, it's easy to be hard on Lohan for this, but you try figuring out which coat is yours when it's dark and you've snorted a milk jug full of cocaine. Yeah, not so easy is it? But, this isn't the first time Lindsay Lohan has stolen shit. I found this picture on the interweb.
Last Christmas this one chick at the Christmas party told me I looked like Pete Wentz. I kind of felt flattered since I had no idea who he was and thought he was some obscure yet famous celebrity. Now I want to slap that chick across the face for even putting me in the same sentence as someone who porks Ashlee Simpson.
And yes, a chick with a $11000 coat? Madam, you may go fuck a goat.
Can't we just round up all these worthless celebrities and dump them somewhere where we don't have to hear about them anymore? Personally, I'd be in favor of bricking them up in a building.
I agree with Keeblerkahn,, however,,, I think it would be even more punishing to strip them of their credit cards, lavish houses/cars, and high priced attorneys. Throw them in with the rest of REAL people in this world. There wouldn't be any camera crews to follow them around. Just let the chips fall where they may.. Most of them would end up in rehab, jail, or on the streets..
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
May 5th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Last Christmas this one chick at the Christmas party told me I looked like Pete Wentz. I kind of felt flattered since I had no idea who he was and thought he was some obscure yet famous celebrity. Now I want to slap that chick across the face for even putting me in the same sentence as someone who porks Ashlee Simpson.
And yes, a chick with a $11000 coat? Madam, you may go fuck a goat.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:38 am
That's the chicks claim to fame. "Lindsay Lohan stole my coat."
May 6th, 2008 at 02:01 pm
Can't we just round up all these worthless celebrities and dump them somewhere where we don't have to hear about them anymore? Personally, I'd be in favor of bricking them up in a building.
May 6th, 2008 at 02:21 pm
I agree with Keeblerkahn,, however,,, I think it would be even more punishing to strip them of their credit cards, lavish houses/cars, and high priced attorneys. Throw them in with the rest of REAL people in this world. There wouldn't be any camera crews to follow them around. Just let the chips fall where they may.. Most of them would end up in rehab, jail, or on the streets..
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