Matthew Broderick: I Like Gay Men
Do I think Matthew Broderick is gay? No. But we’ve all heard the rumors that his marriage to Sarah Jessica Parker is a sham because he likes to pitch (and catch) for the other team and she…well, she looks like her. So, if you and I have heard these rumors, I’m pretty sure SJP has too. Which makes me wonder why she would say this in New York Magazine:
“Matthew doesn’t have enough friends,” she tells me, sounding very mother-hennish and adding that Matthew has mostly gay friends in New York.
If I were Sarah Jessica Parker (and I pray to God that someday I will be), and I had a slightly effeminete husband who people called a mega flamer, I might mention his love of the Chicago Bears or his ability pound countless beers at any given sporting event or his insatiable desire to cram as many hot dogs in his mouth at one time…um, maybe I’d skip that last one.
Tags: gay, matthew broderick, Sarah Jessica Parker
May 6th, 2008 at 8:49 am
Maybe Matthew is gay, maybe not, I don’t know or really care. I just feel sorry for the poor guy for being saddled with a wife who looks like she could actually be saddled. If he is gay and God is punishing him with Sarah Jessica Parker, then he is truly a vengeful God. I’m talking old testament lost in the desert for 40 years because you pissed off God vengeance.
Ferris deserves better.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Amen! That’s divorce material.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Ferris was gay for many years, and even had a relationship with Mr. Rodgers for 7 years. He still dreeses like his former lover as a nod to the good times. Ferris began thinking that his super gayness was wrong, and later joined a heavily religious sect to repent. This sect saw being gay as the biggest slant against god and he was handed down a lifelong sentence of being married to SJP. Ferris is a great actor and takes his medicine well…he deserves a spot in heaven.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:34 am
save ferris
May 6th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Dammit jeebus! I was soooo gonna say that. Nice ref.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
He has to be gay! Take a look at his man wife Sarah.
May 6th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
He’s so boring looking. He has a doughy child molester look to him.
May 6th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
boring? didn’t you see ferris bueller’s day off? he played hookie, sang in a parade, swam in the pool’sof strangers, totalled a ferrari….the list goes on.
also, i haven’t seen the stepford wives but i’ve heard nothing but sub-par things about it
May 7th, 2008 at 5:56 am
Is it just me, or does Sarah Jessica Parker Broderick look like Howard Stern in that photo?