Comments on: Uma Thurman: Stalker Worthy? http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/ The best site for sexy celebs, funny news, cool gear, gadgets, lists, and more. Tue, 07 Oct 2008 07:28:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: poor guy http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7877 poor guy Thu, 08 May 2008 17:46:27 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7877 must've thought she was some kind of demented rare safari animal and was hunting her for the trophy pelt...but he stopped once he realized he just wasted a whole lot of time chasing around a bitch who acts like she goes to sleep in a pile of grade a columbian. must’ve thought she was some kind of demented rare safari animal and was hunting her for the trophy pelt…but he stopped once he realized he just wasted a whole lot of time chasing around a bitch who acts like she goes to sleep in a pile of grade a columbian.

]]> By: TPark http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7829 TPark Thu, 08 May 2008 11:28:24 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7829 She kinda looks like that freak from teh Goonies. Hahaha She kinda looks like that freak from teh Goonies. Hahaha

]]> By: sean http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7761 sean Wed, 07 May 2008 20:23:06 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7761 why are her eyes so far apart? she looks like admiral ackbar from star wars why are her eyes so far apart? she looks like admiral ackbar from star wars

]]> By: WaffleZ http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7758 WaffleZ Wed, 07 May 2008 19:01:07 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7758 Thats gonna be Dakota Fanning in a few years. :P Imma hit both. Im gonna let her weild my sword any way she wants. Thats gonna be Dakota Fanning in a few years. :P Imma hit both. Im gonna let her weild my sword any way she wants.

]]> By: Definitelynotastalker http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7753 Definitelynotastalker Wed, 07 May 2008 17:13:41 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7753 Ok, seriously, if you are a stalker its clear youre already f-ed in the head which means that once you've proven youre nuts then you shouldnt be expected to make sense whom youre stalking. But there is the point that if youre gonna go to jail for some whore you might as well get your jail-times worth. Ok, seriously, if you are a stalker its clear youre already f-ed in the head which means that once you’ve proven youre nuts then you shouldnt be expected to make sense whom youre stalking. But there is the point that if youre gonna go to jail for some whore you might as well get your jail-times worth.

]]> By: Jay http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7751 Jay Wed, 07 May 2008 17:02:39 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7751 She looks like Madonna after a few years with braces. Speaking of Madonna... Whats up with that crazy bitch. Is she British now? Is it possible to become British? She looks like Madonna after a few years with braces. Speaking of Madonna… Whats up with that crazy bitch. Is she British now? Is it possible to become British?

]]> By: batman bff http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7738 batman bff Wed, 07 May 2008 15:23:51 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7738 Poison ivy... remember the crazy plastic lips you have to wear to kiss her? Imagine doing the nasty. You'd need way more than a rubber. Maybe three of them and a plastic grocery bag. Not worthy of jail. Wait... I'm talking sex/ maybe rape, not stalking. Oh well. Potato pota-whatever. Poison ivy… remember the crazy plastic lips you have to wear to kiss her? Imagine doing the nasty. You’d need way more than a rubber. Maybe three of them and a plastic grocery bag. Not worthy of jail. Wait… I’m talking sex/ maybe rape, not stalking. Oh well. Potato pota-whatever.

]]> By: blake williams http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7723 blake williams Wed, 07 May 2008 13:33:04 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7723 you are all crazy, she's pretty damn hot. i would stalk her but she'd probably beat me up. you are all crazy, she’s pretty damn hot. i would stalk her but she’d probably beat me up.

]]> By: Mr. Balls http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7720 Mr. Balls Wed, 07 May 2008 13:22:51 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7720 As long as she had a paper bag over her head I would bang that shit like a drum. Grade A ass, grade D face. As long as she had a paper bag over her head I would bang that shit like a drum. Grade A ass, grade D face.

]]> By: Jacob http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7719 Jacob Wed, 07 May 2008 13:22:24 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/07/creepy-or-sexy-uma-thurman/#comment-7719 She had a stalker? After that horrible excuse for acting she did in that "Kill bill" crap? Did it specify if he was sexually interested or a great citizen willing to risk his life to end hers and better our trips to the movie theaters for good? I agree with Ian with the "but it would have to be eyes closed and no kissing" but she'd also have to have a paper bag over her face because even though my eyes were closed - i'd know that face was there... its like when you see something so horrible that your cock turns a 360 up your belly while systematically causing you to screech in fear and cover your eyes.. but you see it in your head and you're so engrossed in it that you can't help but peak. Yeah - that. She had a stalker? After that horrible excuse for acting she did in that “Kill bill” crap? Did it specify if he was sexually interested or a great citizen willing to risk his life to end hers and better our trips to the movie theaters for good?

I agree with Ian with the “but it would have to be eyes closed and no kissing” but she’d also have to have a paper bag over her face because even though my eyes were closed - i’d know that face was there… its like when you see something so horrible that your cock turns a 360 up your belly while systematically causing you to screech in fear and cover your eyes.. but you see it in your head and you’re so engrossed in it that you can’t help but peak. Yeah - that.

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