Fatass Monkeys Look A Lot Like Fatass Humans

May 6th, 2008 | 06:23 pm

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These monkeys in a Japanese zoo have been so overfed by treat-bearing tourists, that these monkeys have become as fat as the treat-bearing tourists who made them this way. According to dailymail.co.uk:

About 50 Macaca mulatta monkeys at Ohama park in Sakai, Osaka Prefecture have been so overfed by tourists they are now massively overweight.

A local report in April said that about 30 per cent of the animals are so huge they struggle to get around their 420-square-meter enclosure.

A healthy Macaca mulatta monkey weighs about 20lbs, but one of these chunkies is over 60 pounds.

Good job, tourists. This is just how I like my monkeys. Waaaaay too obese to heave their feces at me.

See if you can tell the fatass monkeys from the fatass fatasses after the jump.

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Answer: Fatass monkey

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Answer: Fatass fatass

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Answer: Fatass monkey

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Answer: Fatass fatass

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Answer: Fatass monkey

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Answer: Two fatass fatasses (that one was tricky.)

7 Responses to "Fatass Monkeys Look A Lot Like Fatass Humans"

  1. </a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/05/07/fatass-monkeys-look-a-lot-like-fatass-humans/#comment-597951" title="">May 13th, 2009 at 11:05 am</a> </small> <p>How are you. I?m telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I?m discovering that things were never in my hands.<br /> I am from China and know bad English, give true I wrote the following sentence: "The gates of a grey car factory in central russia creak open, it is the home of avtovaz, russia largest car maker and producer of the lada.Abc news - online news, breaking news, feature stories and more avtovaz videos."</p> <p>Best regards :), Casta.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/994%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/994%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-6764"></a> <a id="comment-6764"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-6764"> <cite> </cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/05/07/fatass-monkeys-look-a-lot-like-fatass-humans/#comment-6764" title="">May 8th, 2008 at 09:06 pm</a> </small> <p>even if you rolled her in flour you still wouldnt find the wet spot or you would find alot from all the sweat.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/994%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/994%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-6763"></a> <a id="comment-6763"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-6763"> <cite> chad2bert</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/05/07/fatass-monkeys-look-a-lot-like-fatass-humans/#comment-6763" title="">May 7th, 2008 at 03:45 am</a> </small> <p>i think i saw this monkey at the all you can eat buffet last night.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/994%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/994%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-6762"></a> <a id="comment-6762"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-6762"> <cite> KeeblerKahn</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/05/07/fatass-monkeys-look-a-lot-like-fatass-humans/#comment-6762" title="">May 6th, 2008 at 09:43 pm</a> </small> <p>Poor monkey, he probably gets winded when he throws his poop now.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/994%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/994%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-6761"></a> <a id="comment-6761"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-6761"> <cite> Johnny</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/05/07/fatass-monkeys-look-a-lot-like-fatass-humans/#comment-6761" title="">May 6th, 2008 at 09:35 pm</a> </small> <p>This is so sad .... the poor monkeys have monkey man boobs</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/994%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/994%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-6760"></a> <a id="comment-6760"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-6760"> <cite> <a href="http://myspace.com/oakhill49" rel="external nofollow">blake williams</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/05/07/fatass-monkeys-look-a-lot-like-fatass-humans/#comment-6760" title="">May 6th, 2008 at 07:36 pm</a> </small> <p>It would take a whole roll of duct tape to get to that cooter. that or rig some kind of belly pully.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/994%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/994%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-6759"></a> <a id="comment-6759"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-6759"> <cite> Jacob</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/05/07/fatass-monkeys-look-a-lot-like-fatass-humans/#comment-6759" title="">May 6th, 2008 at 07:14 pm</a> </small> <p>Holy shit @ the fatass fatass in the pink dress! is that her stomach coming down from her dress? Ew?</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/994%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/994%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> </ol> </div> </div> <!-- Right column --> <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"> ord=Math.random()*10000000000000000; document.write('<script language="JavaScript" src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/adj/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=' + ord + '?" type="text/javascript"></scr' + 'ipt>'); </script><noscript><a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=123456789?" target="_blank"><img src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=123456789?" width="300" height="250" border="0"></a></noscript></div><div class="block"> <div class="heading"><a href="/photos"><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/themes/holytaco2/images/headings/photo-of-the-day.gif" style="width: 176px; 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