Write a caption for this totally cool dude and you can win a copy of Wipeout Pulse for the PSP. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
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Winner: White Devil: After successfully hitting the ramp to make the worlds first wheelchair dunk, Hiroki realized he would still rather have working legs.
Runner Ups: Class Clown: Of the course the Japanese invented the flying wheel chair, us lazy Americans still have to push ourselves around
Dan: The japanese have finally mastered hydraulic technology. his take off was flawless but his landing wasn’t as promosing. The doctors said he will never walk again
Well at least this dirty hippie is too poor to hold up the line at the airport security check. Your pretty much boned if you have to get into the county court house if your behind this guy though.
"Yo bro, welcome back to Freaks-R-Us, we got some new rings that the govt'ment sent us for free!! Dude so we can pass the savings on to you. Comes in 5 different styles, uranium, cesium, cobalt, plutonium and radium. Personally i think that the ones that glow are tits bro".
This guy has to be a nemisis to Homeless James Bond 007 Vagabond. And in the end of the episode Homeless James Bond turns in his rings for 5 cents each at the recycling center and buys turky dogs for all his friends. Which of course gets him some "strange" in the very end. (fade out)
News Flash: The Director of Ringling Brothers Barnum and Baily Circus entered rehab today upon the reaction from his newly stylized show "Three Rings of Meth."
"Take one more step toward me with that magnet and I'll rip your balls off...Oh it's just another hunk of metal to shove through my face? Give'r here!"
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May 7th, 2008 at 06:58 am
The best part is the metal detectors at airports...
May 7th, 2008 at 06:59 am
"OMG! What happened? I was asleep!"
May 7th, 2008 at 07:00 am
Dude..... Why?
May 7th, 2008 at 10:58 am
The last time I saw him, he told me he wanted to get a few things from the magnet store.
May 7th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Animals need love too !!!!!
May 7th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Botswani princess needs a groom..........................(the other one ran away and hasn't been seen since) !!
May 7th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Ironman 2.............the Sequel
May 7th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
The end result of Uncle Larry touching my penis.
May 7th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Somebody hire a clown for your kid's birthday party?
May 7th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
"if at first you dont succeed, try try try (try try try try try try) again"
May 7th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Well at least this dirty hippie is too poor to hold up the line at the airport security check. Your pretty much boned if you have to get into the county court house if your behind this guy though.
May 7th, 2008 at 01:03 pm
"Yo bro, welcome back to Freaks-R-Us, we got some new rings that the govt'ment sent us for free!! Dude so we can pass the savings on to you. Comes in 5 different styles, uranium, cesium, cobalt, plutonium and radium. Personally i think that the ones that glow are tits bro".
May 7th, 2008 at 01:04 pm
I have one that I'm not going to show you.
May 7th, 2008 at 01:06 pm
that is the LAST TIME i drink tequila!
May 7th, 2008 at 01:09 pm
This guy has to be a nemisis to Homeless James Bond 007 Vagabond. And in the end of the episode Homeless James Bond turns in his rings for 5 cents each at the recycling center and buys turky dogs for all his friends. Which of course gets him some "strange" in the very end. (fade out)
May 7th, 2008 at 01:40 pm
"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy: The Movie"... will they come through or not?
May 7th, 2008 at 02:19 pm
There's not enough neck piercings.
May 7th, 2008 at 02:37 pm
Daddy touched me.
May 7th, 2008 at 02:51 pm
Do I....Have something in my teeth?
May 7th, 2008 at 02:56 pm
Busy guy, he gets a piercing for every set of balls that have hit his chin
May 7th, 2008 at 02:57 pm
Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.
May 7th, 2008 at 03:07 pm
somewhere, a mother is crying because she has definitely failed.
May 7th, 2008 at 03:14 pm
Jesus said the way to heaven is to be Holy. haha Car crashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
May 7th, 2008 at 03:16 pm
What would my life be like now if daddy diddent put his flap jack in my pink pocket???????????? Only can wonder
May 7th, 2008 at 03:35 pm
"No one understands me" says the product of some obviously potent drugs
May 7th, 2008 at 03:47 pm
Wow... Kelly Osbourne has really let herself go.
May 7th, 2008 at 03:56 pm
News Flash: The Director of Ringling Brothers Barnum and Baily Circus entered rehab today upon the reaction from his newly stylized show "Three Rings of Meth."
May 7th, 2008 at 04:03 pm
I am just a mess till I get my morning coffee.
May 7th, 2008 at 04:03 pm
I've come to destroy everything... And ruin your life.. God sent me.
May 7th, 2008 at 04:40 pm
Batman already has a two-face villain, now maybe they could just make it a one-face villain.
May 7th, 2008 at 04:42 pm
Heath Ledger decided to take liberties with his Joker character. ...So studio heads killed him.
May 7th, 2008 at 05:01 pm
Look what the DRX 9000 did to me...
May 7th, 2008 at 05:26 pm
see... clowns are scary.
May 7th, 2008 at 05:44 pm
Oh these ? Yeah ... they are tow hooks, so when it gets late I can pull my own head outa my ass! Check out my blue jean jacket!
May 7th, 2008 at 05:48 pm
Damn! This happens everytime, my car keys were here just a second ago!
May 7th, 2008 at 06:15 pm
Believe me...your parents will love me
May 7th, 2008 at 06:42 pm
Dude, Tom got so drunk last night. He passed out on Greg's couch and we totally fucked with him. You gotta check him out.
May 7th, 2008 at 08:08 pm
Ha Ha Ha! That guy looks like such a freak...I mean like NOBODY wears stone wash jean jackets anymore.
May 7th, 2008 at 08:10 pm
Mad! Magazine's Alfred E. Neuman's long lost brother....
....or a gap toothed junkie lost in Rio.
May 7th, 2008 at 08:30 pm
"Uh huh.. Wait until you see what's in my pants. It will blow your fucking mind."
May 7th, 2008 at 09:02 pm
No child actor ever went further downhill than the once great Rainbow Bright.
May 7th, 2008 at 09:08 pm
ha haw haw... I like mittens...
May 7th, 2008 at 09:17 pm
I said the Christmas tree, not your face retard!
May 7th, 2008 at 09:20 pm
It's only the leopard man's wife
May 7th, 2008 at 09:36 pm
What, me Worry?
May 7th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Keith Richards vies for role of metallic, rastafarian Ronald McDonald
May 7th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Dude, you've got something on your face...no other side...
May 7th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
"Take one more step toward me with that magnet and I'll rip your balls off...Oh it's just another hunk of metal to shove through my face? Give'r here!"
May 7th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
looks like amy winehouse has really gone off the deep end this time
May 7th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Do you have Prince Albert in a can??
Well you better let him out!
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