Give-A-Wednesday: Win Wipeout Pulse
Write a caption for this totally cool dude and you can win a copy of Wipeout Pulse for the PSP. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See the winners after the jump.
Winner:
White Devil: After successfully hitting the ramp to make the worlds first wheelchair dunk, Hiroki realized he would still rather have working legs.
Runner Ups:
Class Clown: Of the course the Japanese invented the flying wheel chair, us lazy Americans still have to push ourselves around
Dan: The japanese have finally mastered hydraulic technology. his take off was flawless but his landing wasn’t as promosing. The doctors said he will never walk again
Dean: Christopher “Jordan” Reeve
Deebow: Sonofabitch….white men CAN jump….
Tags: GiveaWednesday, psp, wipeout pulse
May 8th, 2008 at 12:58 am
The best part is the metal detectors at airports…
May 8th, 2008 at 12:59 am
“OMG! What happened? I was asleep!”
May 8th, 2008 at 1:00 am
Dude….. Why?
May 8th, 2008 at 4:58 am
The last time I saw him, he told me he wanted to get a few things from the magnet store.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:17 am
Animals need love too !!!!!
May 8th, 2008 at 5:18 am
Botswani princess needs a groom……………………..(the other one ran away and hasn’t been seen since) !!
May 8th, 2008 at 5:38 am
Ironman 2………….the Sequel
May 8th, 2008 at 6:14 am
The end result of Uncle Larry touching my penis.
May 8th, 2008 at 6:29 am
Somebody hire a clown for your kid’s birthday party?
May 8th, 2008 at 6:40 am
“if at first you dont succeed, try try try (try try try try try try) again”
May 8th, 2008 at 6:55 am
Well at least this dirty hippie is too poor to hold up the line at the airport security check. Your pretty much boned if you have to get into the county court house if your behind this guy though.
May 8th, 2008 at 7:03 am
“Yo bro, welcome back to Freaks-R-Us, we got some new rings that the govt’ment sent us for free!! Dude so we can pass the savings on to you. Comes in 5 different styles, uranium, cesium, cobalt, plutonium and radium. Personally i think that the ones that glow are tits bro”.
May 8th, 2008 at 7:04 am
I have one that I’m not going to show you.
May 8th, 2008 at 7:06 am
that is the LAST TIME i drink tequila!
May 8th, 2008 at 7:09 am
This guy has to be a nemisis to Homeless James Bond 007 Vagabond. And in the end of the episode Homeless James Bond turns in his rings for 5 cents each at the recycling center and buys turky dogs for all his friends. Which of course gets him some “strange” in the very end. (fade out)
May 8th, 2008 at 7:40 am
“Queer Eye for the Straight Guy: The Movie”… will they come through or not?
May 8th, 2008 at 8:19 am
There’s not enough neck piercings.
May 8th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Daddy touched me.
May 8th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Do I….Have something in my teeth?
May 8th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Busy guy, he gets a piercing for every set of balls that have hit his chin
May 8th, 2008 at 8:57 am
Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
May 8th, 2008 at 9:07 am
somewhere, a mother is crying because she has definitely failed.
May 8th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Jesus said the way to heaven is to be Holy. haha Car crashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
May 8th, 2008 at 9:16 am
What would my life be like now if daddy diddent put his flap jack in my pink pocket???????????? Only can wonder
May 8th, 2008 at 9:35 am
“No one understands me” says the product of some obviously potent drugs
May 8th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Wow… Kelly Osbourne has really let herself go.
May 8th, 2008 at 9:56 am
News Flash: The Director of Ringling Brothers Barnum and Baily Circus entered rehab today upon the reaction from his newly stylized show “Three Rings of Meth.”
May 8th, 2008 at 10:03 am
I am just a mess till I get my morning coffee.
May 8th, 2008 at 10:03 am
I’ve come to destroy everything… And ruin your life.. God sent me.
May 8th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Batman already has a two-face villain, now maybe they could just make it a one-face villain.
May 8th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Heath Ledger decided to take liberties with his Joker character. …So studio heads killed him.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Look what the DRX 9000 did to me…
May 8th, 2008 at 11:26 am
see… clowns are scary.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Oh these ? Yeah … they are tow hooks, so when it gets late I can pull my own head outa my ass! Check out my blue jean jacket!
May 8th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Damn! This happens everytime, my car keys were here just a second ago!
May 8th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Believe me…your parents will love me
May 8th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Dude, Tom got so drunk last night. He passed out on Greg’s couch and we totally fucked with him. You gotta check him out.
May 8th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Ha Ha Ha! That guy looks like such a freak…I mean like NOBODY wears stone wash jean jackets anymore.
May 8th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Mad! Magazine’s Alfred E. Neuman’s long lost brother….
….or a gap toothed junkie lost in Rio.
May 8th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
“Uh huh.. Wait until you see what’s in my pants. It will blow your fucking mind.”
May 8th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
No child actor ever went further downhill than the once great Rainbow Bright.
May 8th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
ha haw haw… I like mittens…
May 8th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
I said the Christmas tree, not your face retard!
May 8th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
It’s only the leopard man’s wife
May 8th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
What, me Worry?
May 8th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Keith Richards vies for role of metallic, rastafarian Ronald McDonald
May 8th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Dude, you’ve got something on your face…no other side…
May 8th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
“Take one more step toward me with that magnet and I’ll rip your balls off…Oh it’s just another hunk of metal to shove through my face? Give’r here!”
May 8th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
looks like amy winehouse has really gone off the deep end this time
May 8th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Do you have Prince Albert in a can??
Well you better let him out!
May 8th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Yeah, I took a little damage, but you should see the other guy!
May 8th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
“my mom made me get them”
May 8th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
RED RUM…………….. RED RUM……………..
(yeah id need about 30 gallons then…………. um……. no……. never mind)
May 8th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Sweet! New Heath Ledger screenshot from the upcoming Batman film!
May 8th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Man, I love those redheads… Alright, alright, alright.
May 8th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
“I started out as your typical sad, ’90’s-latchkey-goth kid, but then I realized that piercings make me happy. Piercings make me as happy as they make my mom who never loved me sad. I’m showing you, “woman who calls herself mother!” Did you think you could just sacrifice for me and I wouldn’t resent you? I wish my Dad had never left before I was born, I bet he was AWESOME… I bet he loves piercings, don’t you Dad? DAD?”
May 8th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Ronald McDonald and his uphill battle against PCP addiction.
May 9th, 2008 at 2:48 am
this is a future imagine of one of britney’s kids!
May 9th, 2008 at 5:08 am
suicide gone wrong
May 9th, 2008 at 7:11 am
Daddy should have let her get those earrings she wanted when she was 16
May 9th, 2008 at 8:19 am
Miraculously, there was one survivor when the arts and crafts store exploded.
May 9th, 2008 at 9:43 am
This mans face resembles what I leave on my bathroom floor after a long night of tequila shots, and feasting on my mother wold famous spaghetti and ball bearing casserole.
May 9th, 2008 at 10:51 am
“Does this white scarf bring out the color in my cheeks?”
May 9th, 2008 at 11:18 am
“Thanks for the BeDazzler, Mom!”
May 9th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
The hoops really tie my face together, do they not? Am I wrong?
May 9th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Like a rhinestone cowboy….and by cowboy I mean retard.
May 9th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Man this guy is crazy, who still wears a denim jacket?
May 9th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
mrs garrett is that you?
May 9th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
They tryin’ to make me go to Rehab, I said, “NO, NO, NO !! “
May 9th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Should I go darker? I hear they take brunettes way more serious at job interviews.
May 10th, 2008 at 12:33 am
At least he doesn’t have to reach very far to get a ring for his lucky, lucky girl. “Come on honey, just reach up there and pluck one of, your choice!”
May 10th, 2008 at 8:27 am
What I really want to do is work with people.
May 10th, 2008 at 11:01 am
There should be such a thing as “retroactive abortion”
May 10th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
This is what the future Britney Spears will look like…
May 11th, 2008 at 12:59 am
Isaac was sick of being mistaken for his identical twin Jacob
May 11th, 2008 at 5:54 am
Proof that a bloody coat hanger can fix most of lifes problems!
May 11th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Which came first the tattoo or the piercing?
May 11th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
“i believe you have my stapler?”
May 11th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
I couldn’t figure out which earrings to wear…so I just wore them all!
May 12th, 2008 at 6:56 am
it must always sound like this a-hole has loose change on them when it walks.
May 12th, 2008 at 8:14 am
The spawn of Hell Raiser and Bo-Bo the Clown.
May 12th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…
May 12th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
You missed a spot.
May 13th, 2008 at 6:46 am
Hey little girl you want some candy?
May 13th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Jonny Depp goes too far for the next Pirate’s movie!!!!
May 13th, 2008 at 11:41 am
4 oz. red hair dye
5 lbs. surgical steel
2 gallons Mad Dog 20/20
Mix in blender
Yields 1 serving of batshit crazy
May 13th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Bill takes “tacklebox free” fishing to a whole new level.
May 13th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
The goverment stopped using “Crazy shrapnel bombs” after seeing how much the locals enjoyed it.
May 13th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Chelsea decides to display her Mardi Gras beads.
May 13th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Did somebody ring me?
May 13th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
“and 50 years from now Bozo the clown remains un heard of”
May 13th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
“i was wondering what had happened to Pippi Longstocking” thanks for finding her Holy taco !!
May 13th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
“Do you have a little safety pin I could borrow?”
May 13th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
After her husband was arrested, Tammy Faye was never the same…
May 14th, 2008 at 2:02 am
Nothin’ I’m sure a little Proactive skin care couldn’t knock out. I mean, have you seen their late night infomercials? That shit could strip the paint off your neighbors house, if you applied to your house!
Believe me, Jessica Simpson looked like Whoopi Goldberg before Proactive. Which explains why she’s the lifetime spokesperson for Proactive. She’s obviously, and understandably, forever indebted to Proactive.
I think Keeblerkahn gets the win, for the “Maybeline” reference. I’m a grown man who soiled my chair upon reading that gem!
+1 for KK!
I also enjoyed the obscure ‘Big Lebowski’ reference, from another member.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Pinhead before becoming a V1@GR@ spokesperson….
May 14th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
THS Investigates…Bozo really got deep into meth after the show went off the air, he pocketed all those $100 bills that were in that last bucket that kids just couldnt seem to get, and just went off the deep end…
May 14th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Carrot top at 50 years old steill desperate for attention.