Write a caption for this totally cool dude and you can win a copy of Wipeout Pulse for the PSP. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See the winners after the jump.
Winner: White Devil: After successfully hitting the ramp to make the worlds first wheelchair dunk, Hiroki realized he would still rather have working legs.
Runner Ups: Class Clown: Of the course the Japanese invented the flying wheel chair, us lazy Americans still have to push ourselves around
Dan: The japanese have finally mastered hydraulic technology. his take off was flawless but his landing wasn’t as promosing. The doctors said he will never walk again
"I started out as your typical sad, '90's-latchkey-goth kid, but then I realized that piercings make me happy. Piercings make me as happy as they make my mom who never loved me sad. I'm showing you, "woman who calls herself mother!" Did you think you could just sacrifice for me and I wouldn't resent you? I wish my Dad had never left before I was born, I bet he was AWESOME... I bet he loves piercings, don't you Dad? DAD?"
This mans face resembles what I leave on my bathroom floor after a long night of tequila shots, and feasting on my mother wold famous spaghetti and ball bearing casserole.
At least he doesn't have to reach very far to get a ring for his lucky, lucky girl. "Come on honey, just reach up there and pluck one of, your choice!"
Nothin' I'm sure a little Proactive skin care couldn't knock out. I mean, have you seen their late night infomercials? That shit could strip the paint off your neighbors house, if you applied to your house!
Believe me, Jessica Simpson looked like Whoopi Goldberg before Proactive. Which explains why she's the lifetime spokesperson for Proactive. She's obviously, and understandably, forever indebted to Proactive.
I think Keeblerkahn gets the win, for the "Maybeline" reference. I'm a grown man who soiled my chair upon reading that gem!
+1 for KK!
I also enjoyed the obscure 'Big Lebowski' reference, from another member.
THS Investigates...Bozo really got deep into meth after the show went off the air, he pocketed all those $100 bills that were in that last bucket that kids just couldnt seem to get, and just went off the deep end...
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May 8th, 2008 at 12:29 am
Yeah, I took a little damage, but you should see the other guy!
May 8th, 2008 at 12:47 am
"my mom made me get them"
May 8th, 2008 at 02:21 am
RED RUM................. RED RUM.................
(yeah id need about 30 gallons then............. um....... no....... never mind)
May 8th, 2008 at 02:30 am
Sweet! New Heath Ledger screenshot from the upcoming Batman film!
May 8th, 2008 at 04:14 am
Man, I love those redheads... Alright, alright, alright.
May 8th, 2008 at 04:42 am
"I started out as your typical sad, '90's-latchkey-goth kid, but then I realized that piercings make me happy. Piercings make me as happy as they make my mom who never loved me sad. I'm showing you, "woman who calls herself mother!" Did you think you could just sacrifice for me and I wouldn't resent you? I wish my Dad had never left before I was born, I bet he was AWESOME... I bet he loves piercings, don't you Dad? DAD?"
May 8th, 2008 at 05:57 am
Ronald McDonald and his uphill battle against PCP addiction.
May 8th, 2008 at 08:48 am
this is a future imagine of one of britney's kids!
May 8th, 2008 at 11:08 am
suicide gone wrong
May 8th, 2008 at 01:11 pm
Daddy should have let her get those earrings she wanted when she was 16
May 8th, 2008 at 02:19 pm
Miraculously, there was one survivor when the arts and crafts store exploded.
May 8th, 2008 at 03:43 pm
This mans face resembles what I leave on my bathroom floor after a long night of tequila shots, and feasting on my mother wold famous spaghetti and ball bearing casserole.
May 8th, 2008 at 04:51 pm
"Does this white scarf bring out the color in my cheeks?"
May 8th, 2008 at 05:18 pm
"Thanks for the BeDazzler, Mom!"
May 8th, 2008 at 06:27 pm
The hoops really tie my face together, do they not? Am I wrong?
May 8th, 2008 at 07:00 pm
Like a rhinestone cowboy....and by cowboy I mean retard.
May 8th, 2008 at 09:16 pm
Man this guy is crazy, who still wears a denim jacket?
May 8th, 2008 at 09:42 pm
mrs garrett is that you?
May 8th, 2008 at 09:58 pm
They tryin' to make me go to Rehab, I said, "NO, NO, NO !! "
May 9th, 2008 at 05:41 am
Should I go darker? I hear they take brunettes way more serious at job interviews.
May 9th, 2008 at 06:33 am
At least he doesn't have to reach very far to get a ring for his lucky, lucky girl. "Come on honey, just reach up there and pluck one of, your choice!"
May 9th, 2008 at 02:27 pm
What I really want to do is work with people.
May 9th, 2008 at 05:01 pm
There should be such a thing as "retroactive abortion"
May 9th, 2008 at 08:54 pm
This is what the future Britney Spears will look like...
May 10th, 2008 at 06:59 am
Isaac was sick of being mistaken for his identical twin Jacob
May 10th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Proof that a bloody coat hanger can fix most of lifes problems!
May 10th, 2008 at 04:28 pm
Which came first the tattoo or the piercing?
May 10th, 2008 at 09:43 pm
"i believe you have my stapler?"
May 10th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
I couldn't figure out which earrings to wear...so I just wore them all!
May 11th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
it must always sound like this a-hole has loose change on them when it walks.
May 11th, 2008 at 02:14 pm
The spawn of Hell Raiser and Bo-Bo the Clown.
May 12th, 2008 at 01:24 am
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...
May 12th, 2008 at 02:40 am
You missed a spot.
May 12th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Hey little girl you want some candy?
May 12th, 2008 at 04:41 pm
Jonny Depp goes too far for the next Pirate's movie!!!!
May 12th, 2008 at 05:41 pm
4 oz. red hair dye
5 lbs. surgical steel
2 gallons Mad Dog 20/20
Mix in blender
Yields 1 serving of batshit crazy
May 12th, 2008 at 07:20 pm
Bill takes "tacklebox free" fishing to a whole new level.
May 12th, 2008 at 08:38 pm
The goverment stopped using "Crazy shrapnel bombs" after seeing how much the locals enjoyed it.
May 12th, 2008 at 09:54 pm
Chelsea decides to display her Mardi Gras beads.
May 13th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Did somebody ring me?
May 13th, 2008 at 01:00 am
"and 50 years from now Bozo the clown remains un heard of"
May 13th, 2008 at 01:03 am
"i was wondering what had happened to Pippi Longstocking" thanks for finding her Holy taco !!
May 13th, 2008 at 01:52 am
"Do you have a little safety pin I could borrow?"
May 13th, 2008 at 02:57 am
After her husband was arrested, Tammy Faye was never the same...
May 13th, 2008 at 08:02 am
Nothin' I'm sure a little Proactive skin care couldn't knock out. I mean, have you seen their late night infomercials? That shit could strip the paint off your neighbors house, if you applied to your house!
Believe me, Jessica Simpson looked like Whoopi Goldberg before Proactive. Which explains why she's the lifetime spokesperson for Proactive. She's obviously, and understandably, forever indebted to Proactive.
I think Keeblerkahn gets the win, for the "Maybeline" reference. I'm a grown man who soiled my chair upon reading that gem!
+1 for KK!
I also enjoyed the obscure 'Big Lebowski' reference, from another member.
May 13th, 2008 at 04:24 pm
Pinhead before becoming a V1@GR@ spokesperson....
May 13th, 2008 at 06:00 pm
THS Investigates...Bozo really got deep into meth after the show went off the air, he pocketed all those $100 bills that were in that last bucket that kids just couldnt seem to get, and just went off the deep end...
May 13th, 2008 at 06:09 pm
Carrot top at 50 years old steill desperate for attention.
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