Tom Cruise Takes The Stairs
This is a photo from a Gala a couple nights ago. I feel like if no one knew who Tom Cruise was, I could show this photo to the special effects team that did Lord of The Rings and tell them I did it and they’d hire me based solely upon this shot. “He must have been hundreds of yards away from the camera, and she just inches! But the steps, they look like they align. Brilliant!”
I always knew Tom Cruise was short, but I didn’t know he was “millions of dollars and man hours spent on set design and special effects work” short. To put in perspective, I went ahead and put him into a few photos to give perspective. Here he is with Dakota Fanning:
Check out how Tom Cruise stacks up against Greg Oden after the jump
May 7th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
She is looking more and more like an alien each day.
Tom is probably hooking her up to some Xenu pussy pump each night hoping when scientology cures him of his gayness and he finally gets the courage to eat her space pussy, they both implode and meet Mr Hubbard in the 48th dimension.
May 7th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Look! Tom is just the right height to give Greg’s penis a kiss right on the tip.
May 7th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
i believe hugh’s comment is hilarious.
May 8th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Not to be a dick, but your perspective reference is backwards. For Tiny Tom to appear to be the same size as Katie, he has to close to the camera and she has to be far away.
May 8th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I just wish there would have been a tragic accident on the set of Days of Thunder and Tom Cruise would have died from hitting a wall at 175mph.
Shit I even think it would have been better if he would have died in Top Gun instead of Goose.