Kelly Osbourne is either doing an awesome impersonation of a wasted mummy...or she's just totally wasted. And from what the Sun UK says, it looks like it's the latter:
"...Kelly then needed a helping hand from her PA and a wall to find her way to a taxi. A club source said: "She was knocking back the Treasure Chest cocktails all night. No wonder Kerry was looking a little spaced out." Treasure Chests are a potent combination of brandy and peach liqueur topped with a bottle of champagne."
You know what they say: Like father like daughter who looks like her father.
This is like posting an article with a title "Trees Sprout Green Leaves." Of course she is going to be wasted. That's her calling in life, aside from riding her dad's coat-tails deeper into the dirt than it already is.
Kelly Osbourne getting hammered on Treasure Chest ain't really news, however the headline should read; Nasty scarfaced PA grabs right boob of unsuspecting drug addict.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
May 7th, 2008 at 04:16 pm
what, no chichipedia link?
May 7th, 2008 at 04:50 pm
It was nice of that lady to carry Kelly's right breast to the car for her.
May 7th, 2008 at 05:41 pm
She looks like she's in one of those religious cults where everyone kills themselves when a comet goes by.
May 7th, 2008 at 07:22 pm
I never want to see that much definition of one of her breasts again. Damn you black woman!
May 7th, 2008 at 07:28 pm
"Kelly Osbourne Got Totally Wasted"
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This is like posting an article with a title "Trees Sprout Green Leaves." Of course she is going to be wasted. That's her calling in life, aside from riding her dad's coat-tails deeper into the dirt than it already is.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
i bet her dad fondled her too
May 7th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
I'd sure like to fondle that black womans breastesess
May 8th, 2008 at 04:03 am
...............are you sure shes 'drunk' maybe shes on..............
May 8th, 2008 at 02:39 pm
I just think it's nice of Kelly Osbourne to have a burn victim for a friend. See the inner beauty people.
May 8th, 2008 at 08:25 pm
Kelly Osbourne getting hammered on Treasure Chest ain't really news, however the headline should read; Nasty scarfaced PA grabs right boob of unsuspecting drug addict.
May 13th, 2008 at 03:56 pm
Chick fondling her Breast? That's a DUDE!!!!
June 6th, 2008 at 01:22 pm
You need to adjust the headline to read, "Kelly Osbourne is a Total Waste". That would be far more accurate.
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