Kelly Osbourne Got Totally Wasted

Kelly Osbourne is either doing an awesome impersonation of a wasted mummy…or she’s just totally wasted. And from what the Sun UK says, it looks like it’s the latter:

“…Kelly then needed a helping hand from her PA and a wall to find her way to a taxi. A club source said: “She was knocking back the Treasure Chest cocktails all night. No wonder Kerry was looking a little spaced out.” Treasure Chests are a potent combination of brandy and peach liqueur topped with a bottle of champagne.”

You know what they say: Like father like daughter who looks like her father.

via idontlikeyouinthatway.com

Tags: drinking, kelly osbourne, wasted

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12 Responses to “Kelly Osbourne Got Totally Wasted”

1. SillyPutty Says:
   May 8th, 2008 at 10:16 am

   what, no chichipedia link?

2. Keeblerkahn Says:
   May 8th, 2008 at 10:50 am

   It was nice of that lady to carry Kelly’s right breast to the car for her.

3. Buddy Ice Says:
   May 8th, 2008 at 11:41 am

   She looks like she’s in one of those religious cults where everyone kills themselves when a comet goes by.

4. blake williams Says:
   May 8th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

   I never want to see that much definition of one of her breasts again. Damn you black woman!

5. Pratik Says:
   May 8th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

   “Kelly Osbourne Got Totally Wasted”

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   This is like posting an article with a title “Trees Sprout Green Leaves.” Of course she is going to be wasted. That’s her calling in life, aside from riding her dad’s coat-tails deeper into the dirt than it already is.

6. dick cheney Says:
   May 8th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

   i bet her dad fondled her too

7. Bosco Says:
   May 8th, 2008 at 5:26 pm

   I’d sure like to fondle that black womans breastesess

8. Ray Roman Says:
   May 8th, 2008 at 10:03 pm

   ……………are you sure shes ‘drunk’ maybe shes on…………..

9. Matty D Says:
   May 9th, 2008 at 8:39 am

   I just think it’s nice of Kelly Osbourne to have a burn victim for a friend. See the inner beauty people.

10. Hanky Panky Says:
    May 9th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    Kelly Osbourne getting hammered on Treasure Chest ain’t really news, however the headline should read; Nasty scarfaced PA grabs right boob of unsuspecting drug addict.

11. Bob Says:
    May 14th, 2008 at 9:56 am

    Chick fondling her Breast? That’s a DUDE!!!!

12. George Says:
    June 7th, 2008 at 7:22 am

    You need to adjust the headline to read, “Kelly Osbourne is a Total Waste”. That would be far more accurate.

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