Pregnant Jessica Alba Is The Winner

May 8th, 2008 | 09:21 pm

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In not that close of a race, 60% of you would rather make sweet mommy love to a Pregnant Jessica Alba than a Pregnant Christina Aguilera.  Either way, you all disgust me.

Now, actual comments from real readers

matt pilot Says:

banging a pregnant chick is like having a threesome. depending whether the baby is a boy or girl, its either awesome or slightly gay

Eh... Says:

I think the best part of sleeping with a celebrity would be the chance of getting them pregnant, then you’d be forever linked with all that money.

Comments

5 Responses to "Pregnant Jessica Alba Is The Winner"

  1. Bryan Says:

    Just don't understand why you can't have them both, can't we all just get along, haha. Really, I'd take either one.

    Bryan
    http://www.easywindowshelp.com

  2. grc207 Says:

    There is no way to do 2 pregnant chicks at once. I tried to do one and she always had to be on top. I wouldn't tell them though...it would be fun to try. Alba first, please.

  3. i say i say Says:

    BEACHED WHAAAALE!

  4. SHE BANGS! SHE BANGS! Says:

    I really want to bang this girl - forget alba

  5. bono Says:

    cant wait to see her streatch marks

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