Someone Point Kim Kardashian To Hell
So, a cyclone hits Burma/Myanmar and kills upwards of 100,000 people and Kim Kardashian is like, “you know what would be really cool? To do a lighthearted PSA about it where I deliver scripted jokes about it then segue into me reciting scripted facts about it with my sisters.” Then she hired a couple writers from According to Jim and had them bang a script out for her. Kim Kardashian may be mentally retarded. And I’m not saying that as a joke, I’m saying seriously, she might be “wear a jacket and helmet with your name on it, have trouble eating peanut butter” mentally retarded. I’m going to go ahead and give just a few rules for making a PSA about any kind of disaster/tragedy that kills thousands of people. Here goes:
- Don’t start the PSA with the same music that you’d use for a Disney style montage of someone getting ready for their senior prom.
- Don’t start out with a joke where you confuse the name of the country where the disaster happened. “An earthquake rocked Uruguay and 100,000 people were buried alive in their homes.” “Did you just call me gay, haha?!” See, doesn’t work.
- While reciting facts about government sponsored murders, avoid doing it in front of a mirror while trying on a dress and seeing if it’s adequately showing off your breasts.
Tags: burma, kim kardashian, myanmar
May 9th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Point her and the committee that approved this PSA, to hell
May 9th, 2008 at 11:17 am
I am now dumber having watched that. OMG. Like umm i’m totally kidding. HaHaHa. What fucktards. God they suck so much. Can we have a reality show where we watch a lobotomy instead of having one performed on us while watching.
May 9th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Wow… I got nothing. I’m sorry. My brain just shut down.
Most people are thinking “What goes through the empty souls of the people who approve this?” I’ve figured it out in a simple math equation:
(Tits + Ass) > (Massive amounts of people needing help and dying)
Is it just me or was Katrina more of a trend-setter than a fluke? Seems like international tragedies are met with more of a casual shrug than sympathy for the victims.
May 9th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
This isn’t too funny. I get to be stuck at work all day while this fucking trashy cunt gets to do this bullshit. Are you kidding me? This is why I stopped believing in religion, if there was really some mighty powerful being out there he would have to be A. pretty fucking stupid or B. pretty fucking evil to let shit like this go on, in which either case I don’t care for him too much.
But really now, I don’t have the time to spend the rest of my life in jail, so I’m reaching out to all those people who do, and want to make a difference. Please, kill all these worthless pieces of monkey spunk. And not just these whores, all the greedy, filthy pigs of the world, you know: The Bush’s, The Cheany’s, The Rumsfeld’s, The hedge-fund managers, Hollywood, and citizens of New Jersey. Just do it for us, the little people, save us from this nonsense, you will forever be our messiah.
Thanks in advance.
May 9th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Burma: we’re not kidding: it can’t wait.
Then again, neither can my money waste, see yaa.
This video pissed me off to such an extent I wanted to drown the sluts by pouring excrements over her untill her last breath would be nothing but a gargle.
May 9th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Well, at least she’s doing something??
May 9th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
…. why is she famous for exactly again? oh yeah, as joel mchale says, “for having a big ass and a sex tape” i hope enough people see this for the heartless moron she really is.. anyone who jokes about a hundred thousand deaths and millions of homeless, starving, heartbroken people deserve the same thing, don’t you think?
if you’re going to joke about what’s going on in the news, make it appropriate, like these guys did: http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/9/dft-news-episode-3.html
May 9th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I’d pee on her.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Ok. Not only did her “porno” suck (didn’t show enough, was kind of boring, etc.), but she can’t act and this video made her seem just about as smart as the guys at Holy Taco said she is. I hope that before she gets to Hell, she falls off the face of the Earth and gets whacked a few times by some of the dead satellites that are floating around out there. I’ve had enough of her and her freakishly large ass.
May 10th, 2008 at 8:11 am
I can’t wait for the Paris Hilton PSA where she tells me whats going on in Darfur ‘isn’t hot’.
May 11th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Ill point her towards my bedroom
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