Where you've seen her:Sophie Howard, seen here at the Nuts Awards in England, is known for something...but I can't seem to quite remember what it is. Is it her eyes? Hmmm, I don't think so. Man, it's on the tip of my tongue. Umm, here smile? Noooooo. Oh, now I remember. Her ginormous breasts.
Pointless quote: "I went to a good Catholic school, and was in the Salvation Army until I was 16. I didn’t touch drink, drugs or boys – and then, at 17, I became a stripper!"
May 9th, 2008 at 02:16 pm
Bang the drum slowly Mr. Balls. Bang the drum slowly.
May 9th, 2008 at 01:35 am
She's no Gemma Atkinson but I'd still bang that shit like a drum.
May 8th, 2008 at 08:59 pm
keeps them warm in the winter... its winter all the time.
May 8th, 2008 at 03:32 pm
I ask you, dear readers, why do British tarts have such titanic feedbags?
May 8th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
that is a very large protein stain on her waist