World’s Coolest 13-Year-Old Loves Halo, Hookers
For all you mothers out there who are disappointed that your little guy didn’t get you flowers for Mother’s Day…just be happy you didn’t give birth to Ralph Hardy:
A 13-year-old from Texas who stole his Dad’s credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ralph Hardy, a 13-year-old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father’s existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing “Halo” on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a “World of Warcraft” tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.
When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.
Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn’t mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
I really wish I was a fly on the wall at this “party.” I can hear it now, little high-pitched voices saying stuff like, “Yo yo yo, I gots da Fritoz, beyoootch!” and “What up ladies! Why don’t you sit down and watch me Master Chief the shit out of this bitch.”
I can’t wait to see what Little Ralph has in store for Father’s Day. I’m guessing someone dies! Happy Mother’s Day!
Tags: 13 year old, halo, hookers, ralph hardy
May 11th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
When this kid turns 18, MTV will be all over him like emo kids on self-pity.
May 11th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
I take it the hookers thought “Split-screen multiplayer” meant something altogether different, when they accepted this booking. Go Ralph!
May 11th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
great pic!
May 11th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
wow this is why we should start beeting our kids again
May 11th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
I’m sorry but, WTF. That’s funny and sad, ppps has no control of his kid. A wealthy family and the kid doesn’t have a clue about the value of a $.
First off,
“The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.”
Didn’t they notice something was up when they saw 13 year old boys?
Then,
“They explained they had just made a big score at a “World of Warcraft” tournament”
That sounds like code for landed themselves a fat chick.
May 11th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Pops*
May 11th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Headshots? Meleed in the back of the face? Sticky grenades? Sounds kinky.
May 11th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
I don’t care, that little fucker ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
May 12th, 2008 at 2:16 am
Somebody needs to find out who that delivery clerk is and beat the shit out of him.
May 12th, 2008 at 5:42 am
nice legs
May 12th, 2008 at 5:45 am
how old?
May 12th, 2008 at 5:46 am
You think thats young ass?
May 12th, 2008 at 9:06 am
WTF???? The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead. How many fathers would reply with this. Here is what my dad would have said, “After I pull my foot out of his ass I intend on beating him with the XBOX until he is no longer breathing.”
Disneyland????? Now that is parenting 101 there. Way to go Dad!
May 12th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
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May 12th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
beAting
May 12th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Kid in photo looks too young to be 13… That is some pretty BS reasoning there. Disneyland, eh?
*Gets the belt*
May 13th, 2008 at 8:18 am
I’m sorry but WTF. Rather play xbox. I think yall missed the point. The little guy is a queer. End of story.
May 13th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
what a waste of hookers
May 13th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Hell yeah, that’s the way they roll.
Bryan
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