I remember once when I was 6, it was Sunday morning and my mom said to my dad, “I think the county fair is going on, you should take Justin out to see the horses.”  Apparently though, my dad’s interpretation of that was “I think there’s satellite wagering going on at the Caliente sports book in Tijuana, you should have Justin sit quietly next to you and color in cocktail napkins while you wager on horse races happening 3000 miles away.”  I tell you this to make the point that sometimes your parents take you to do shit you just don’t want to do.   Popsugar.com reports:

It’s quite the life of luxury for the Jolie-Pitt family over in France. This evening, Angelina and Brad took Pax and Maddox, adorable in their life jackets, on a boat right out to Paul Allen’s yacht for a little evening trip.

Boating and hanging out on Paul Allen’s yacht may seem cool, but when you’re six, it’s probably boring as hell.  If you’re Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s kid, there’s only so many times you can hear someone tell your parents how awesome they thought Mr. And Mrs. Smith was before you want to reach your little hand up and do some damage to the nearest adult nutsack.  That’s why I think for situations like these, Brangelina should use their vast resources and contacts to hire mini actors to play their children.  Imagine something like this:

It would be Devito’s greatest role.

Tags: Angelina Jolie, brad pitt, danny devito

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