Being cool is normally subjective. But there are some things that unequivocally make you uncool. We're not saying we're cool, we're just saying if you own any of these items, you're not.
10. iPhone
WHY YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL: You can access e-mails, high speed internet, and watch videos, all on your phone. Because really, normal people around you are so f*&king boring you can hardly bear actually interacting with them.
WHY YOU'RE NOT COOL: I’ve done some research and iPhone is actually a Japanese word that means “something that’s not able to be put in a pocket and instead must be carried in your hand at all times or set on the table in front of you so that any one around you can see it.” This may sound shocking, but when someone remarks how hot it is, they’re not asking you to look up the temperature in both farenheit and celcius, or show them a clip on a 3 inch screen from "An Inconvenient Truth" in an effort to relate this heat to global warming.
9.Ironic Belt Buckles
WHY YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL: Now you can show up in bars and point at your belt buckle and tell people that you are a "Rodeo Champion" or a "Pac Man" or a "Truck Driver" or a "Jack Daniels." And while they will know that you are actually none of these things, you think you're being playful and a little bit mysterious. You also think this tactic will help you pick up women.
WHY YOU'RE NOT COOL: You're the same person who has ironic facial hair (mustache), drinks ironic beer (PBR) and wears ironic T-shirts (Lucky Charms). You spend your entire life trying to look as shitty and poor as possible while, chances are, you have rich parents or a job for an accounting firm that pays you over $60,000. In four years you will be a Republican living in the suburbs and complaining about your 401k over wine spritzers at dinner parties.
8. Blue Tooth Headset
WHY YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL: All the other losers have to use their hands when they talk on the phone. Not you! You can talk on your phone and at the same time safely give some loser the finger because they’re only driving the speed limit. It’s Tuesday, doesn’t this asshole know you have your jujitsu class at 24 hour fitness to go to?
WHY YOU'RE NOT COOL: I don’t give a shit if you’re talking to someone on the other end, when you’re in a Subway Sandwiches and they’re trying to take your order while you say “Listen, you give me that paperwork for the Johnson account by tomorrow or it’s your ass. No mayo. I said no Mayo! Yeah, that’s right, Johnson account on my desk! No pepperoncinis!” it’s pretty god damn confusing and asshole-ish to everyone trying to deal with you. Answer your phone when you have time to hold it in your hand. The only people that should be wearing blue tooth wireless headsets are military field generals and the people that work the day after thanksgiving sale at Old Navy.
7. Quoting Austin Powers/Borat/Old School
WHY YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL: Put on your earmuffs because that woman has a vageen that hangs like sleeve of wizard. Yeah, baby! Those movies are HILARIOUS, thus if you can quote them, by default you're hilarious too!
WHY YOU'RE NOT COOL: We all enjoy quoting our favorite movies, but let's put these three to bed. Not only did I have every last bit of dialogue to the Borat movie screamed in my face three months before it came out, but let's face it, Austin Powers wasn't funny 10 years ago. And I still have to hear people telling me that "circus folk smell vaguely of cabbage." On top of it, everyone murders the accents. Whenever I hear some asshole in a bar trying doing his version of Borat, somehow he sounds like a tongueless Canadian with a sock in his mouth. This has to stop or I am going to skip the earmuffs and go directly to cutting my ears off.
6. PT Cruiser
WHY YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL: It’s like a car from back in the thirties! It’s sleek design and throw back look allows everyone tailgating in the parking lot at the Dave Matthews concert know that you’re a free spirit who is all about having good times!
WHY YOU'RE NOT COOL: If you’ve ever wondered what a gay transformer would turn in to, wonder no more. Not only do they call a retarded amount of attention to themselves on the road, when you drive them you look like a soccer mom whose transporting alcohol during the prohibition era.
5. Tricked Out Bicycles
WHY YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL: I honestly have no idea.
WHY YOU'RE NOT COOL: Instead of looking like some hipper, younger version of a real biker (who actually is cool), you just look like some 8th-grader who blew his allowance on sparklers for his tricycle. With its weirdly-bent handlebars and wacky forks, your "cruiser" looks like the elephant man of bikes. Plus, these things are clearly uncomfortable to ride. I love watching some tattooed douchebag try to look laid back and cool after he had to dislocate both of his shoulders just to reach the handlebars. Not to mention, you could've gotten a friggin' car for what you paid for this piece of crap. Dumbass.
4. Fidel Castro Hats
WHY YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL: Wearing a Fidel Castro hat let’s the world know that you’re different and that you have thoughts and ideas that make you significantly more special and free thinking than those who wear traditional baseball hats.
WHY YOU'RE NOT COOL: You know why the Communist Cuba Military can get away with wearing them? Because they carry automatic weapons. You most likely carry a compilation book of Charles Bukowski poems. The tiny bill and camoflauged coloring make you look like a retarded son of a army ranger who had a pair of scissors and access to his father’s closet. I realize you want to tell the world you’re a non-comformist, but unfortunately being a non-conformist means you’re conforming to non-conformism. You might want to ponder that at that next record release party for a band no one’s heard of that you’re pretending to like.
3. Guitar Hero
WHY YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL: Dude, this game totally rocks! I love this song! Hell yes! Welcome to the Jungle, baby! You're gonna diiiiiiiiiiiee!
WHY YOU'RE NOT COOL: Despite what the commercial says, you do not suddenly turn into Slash when you're playing this video game. You are playing a child-sized guitar that doesn't even have strings. It has multi-colored buttons and an on/off button. And playing this video game does not mean you can play the guitar now. If I have to hear someone say "I can totally play 'Anarchy in the UK'" but actually mean "I can totally play 'Anarchy in the UK' on Guitar Hero," I am going to take a pee inside the nearest PS3.
2. Longboard Skateboards
WHY YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL: You’re just a laid back dude who likes to cruise the streets and board walks but still has the credibility shared by those who ride smaller, more dangerous boards.
WHY YOU'RE NOT COOL: You’re basically one step away from being the little kid at Costco who jumps on the big grocery cart when his mother isn’t looking. Whereas if a normal skateboarder falls he injures himself, you’re traveling at speeds that allow those walking to pass you, and if you fall, you’ll most likely fall on the board and continue traveling. Hence, you’re basically riding a skateboard designed for those without any coordination or athletic ability. It’d be like playing baseball, except replacing the ball with a giant stuffed animal.
1. Funny Ringtones
WHY YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL: A ring tone is a great way to give strangers and coworkers a little peek into your personal life and let them know that your grasp of pop culture is vast. You're pretty sure that having a silly quote from Monty Python or the Transformers theme song as your ringtone will make those around you realize that you are a the guy everyone else wants to be. There is definitely more to you than meets the eye.
WHY YOU'RE NOT COOL: Having your phone play Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" just makes you look (and sound) like an asshole. And the fact that you let it "ring" 15 times while you stand there and look around for reactions to your hilarious little joke not only reeks of desperation, but it makes everyone around you want to cram that phone up your taint. Put it on vibrate like every other normal person and keep your witticisms between you and your collection of Star Wars figurines.
All these losers that responded to this post like it was the word of god are idiots. Do you not realize that by putting this up the person was probably trying to be funny and generally acknowledge how lame merchandising and pop culture have become. Im sorry, but i didt realize that because someone made a cool/not cool list, thats how things roll around here. You are all idiots and may god have mercy on your soul. Props to the creator of all these things. Funny stuff...
why you think your cool: because you were able to grow facial hair before most kids your age could. Because you got to have sex with a myriad of girls through out your youth and because your parents bought you a slick ass whip with rims and a racing stripe.
why your not cool: because your probably a bully who hurts other peoples feelings and have cost them tens of thousands in therapy bills over the last 7 years. FUCK YOU RICHIE DEAUGASTINO! I HEARD YOU GOT SOME 17 YEAR OLD PREGNANT!! WHO LOOKS LIKE A RETARDED GIRAFFE NOW?
Please Add To This List:
Notebook computers with 8in screens that are so small you're not really sure if it's a notebook or a Nintendo DS, lite.
Come on people, you can't really read what's on those screens!
I cannot believe how many people are getting pissed about this. It is a stupid list made by some stupid kid on a stupid website. If you honestly have the time to sit here, read this, and spend the time getting pissed about it and think about a "funny" retaliation, then you honestly have no lives. It's really kinda sad actually.
i love my longboard, riding is a total blast so i really dont give a fuck if ppl think its cool or not. btw longboards are alot faster than the standard skateboard. longboards ride slow in crowded areas so not to kill anyone unlike most duche skateboarders that just dont give a fuck
hmmm... #5 seems to be the only item in your list that a person actually has to create themselves with their own 2 hands. Guess it pisses off the bloggers that can't even build their own keyboard using a simple diode matrix. To buy and use is easy.. most losers can do that. But to create something using your own 2 hands and then have someone dis you? That's fucked up. By the way.. that bicycle costs less than a single tank of gas for your car to build dumb-ass. I suppose you bought your computer (pre-assembled and loaded), and are too stupid to clear the engine fault codes in your own car... But you have a "cool" computer and a "cool" car right? Sounds like you'd be a great Dictator of a second rate country.
I gotta say being "cool" is having the courage and know-how to be different. Overkill is very cool if you've got the balls to ride it. I ride mine all the time and laugh at all the "un-cool" people emptying their pockets to fill the tank of there "cool" SUV. Y'all look real cool standing next to your dinosaur petrol buggy when all the gas is gone...have fun walkin.
Haha Jesus so many of you dumbshits take this so personal. You're thinking fuck this guy, I have a big belt buckle and it IS cool. YOU ARE THE DOUCHEBAGS HES TALKING ABOUT! So go ahead and get offended. I hope you crash your longboard into a tree! FELCHERS!
Longboards are made to go much much faster than regular skateboards...Hence the bigger wheels and faster bearings. You can break 40 M.P.H on one. Please do some research before you post something.
the bluetooth one for sure! there is a girl at work who has one it so annoying, i never know if she is talkin to me or on the phone, she fuckin wears the thing all the time!
You're wrong about long boards because the best thing about them is that they go crazy fast [bigger wheels ya dig]. And the point of them is for people who don't do tricks, just cruise around. Why would you want a small slow ass board that you have to kick 500 times to go like a block when you can cruise on a long board with less effort? DUH.
believing in global waming is NOT cool. Al Gore lies, pays off hundreds of scientists and gets FATTER off your scam carbon credits payments. Trust us, global waming is a hoax.
So... like 200 people all post the same thing (because actually reading the comments before you post one is for losers) bashing the author for assuming that he's important and anyone cares what he thinks. By doing so, they assume that they're important, and that someone out there cares what THEY think. Isn't the Internet wonderful?
yeah longboarding doesn't belong on this list. i don't know where you got the idea that they are slow and have no element of danger. get on one and try to ride down a steep hill, when you experience the death wobble and lose your board going 30+ mph maybe you will reconsider the skill and risk involved. throw cars into the mix and it gets even more funky. put on some sliding gloves and you can make it really interesting. cmon now, 5 minutes on youtube and you'll see whats up.
that being said there are plenty of people who can't bomb hills yet still ride longboards. while i could be a dbag and call them all posers, i won't. longboards are great for getting around town and have some advantages (and disadvantages) over bicycles.
I cant stad people who get all mad at a joke. Anyony thats mad cause they have one of these items know they have it trying to be cool and ur probly not.
LMAO Sensitive much? You guys take yourself waaaay to seriously. You bitch about how uncool it is to bitch about what is or isn't cool. Your arguments have about a zillion fallacies in them. Calm down. It was a funny list and you know it.
To all you guitar hero gods who think they are playing the song. Use the cheat code and turn off the visual cue. Let's see you play without looking, almost like a real guitarist.
The only way that this list could be accurate is if the author owns and wears a leather jacket, has knife fight scars, and no emotions. Then, and only then, will I give a fuck.
Guitar hero - Best game ever
Longboards - Super fun
Iphone - Have you seen this thing? Its fucking awesome.
Crazy Bikes - Silly but still kinda cool
Ironic Belt Buckles - Irony is still funny right?
Funny Ringtones - Funny is still Funny right?
Bluetooth headsets - Hilarious
Austin power quotes - I'm so horney baybee
Pt- cruiser - It's a car!
Fidel Castro Hats - Its just a hat dude?
Maddox eats your shit because hes better than you.
I would like to make it known to anyone who should read this article, that item number 4, Fidel Castro hats, is a poorly re-written, ripped-off version of an ORIGINAL satirical writer, of whom many of you may know, named Maddox.
The author of this "Holy Taco" probably knows and adores Maddox, and thought it would be cool if he copied part of one of Maddox's articles, but changed it up a bit so he could seem unique and satirical, while not having to be accused of stealing ideas on the off chance that someone might recognize Maddox's work. He didn't even reference it or anything, which is just a tool-ish thing to do.
How about you actually supply yourself with actual information on the subject before you go ranting on case in point longboards; apparantly you beileve you move slower on a longboard when in fact you move much faster, you're not very smart are you?
haha
how gay are people who defend their long boards so passionately. if you werent so insecure about riding them you wouldnt give a shit. but knowing that one persons opinion cuts you so deep, you to know how lame it really is.
it looks like i'm late to this little party, and i didn't go through and read every single reply (those of you "defending" the longboard gave me a good chuckle though... thanks), but i have to say that the tribal armband tattoo belongs here. i can't imagine that doing the exact same thing as everyone else makes a person feel cool, but then again, brand new tribal armbands are being done every day (actually, the same old shitty armband is being copied and pasted to a bunch of new arms every day). just my two cents worth...
HaHa! i like to see all those skater kids become angry over something some guy wrote for fun ! to be honest, all of those things are true, if you ask me, i hate all those stuff.
Nick Mater: Chill the fuck out dude. It's called "satire." Maybe you've heard of it? I have an iPhone, and I quote funny movies all the time (not those three), but you don't see me flipping shit all the time. This list is about stereotypical views. I, unlike you, don't need constant validation to feel good about myself. I just KNOW I'm badass. Ha but you, on the other hand, seem like a little douche. So shut the hell up.
P.S. Quit being a whiny bitch and get a real skateboard.
I totally think that the following should be added to this list: Stickers on your car that represent clothing brands. Unless you work for the actually company: TAKE THAT SHIT OFF. Who cares if you fucking wear Von Zipper?
Wow, kids. I feel sorry for everyone who, like me, was stumbling and found something slightly funny, but whose mood was ruined by all you dumbasses arguing with each other about worthless shit. No one cares if you ride a longboard and are offended. People are going to talk shit about you whatever you do, so clean the sand out of your cooch and go outside. Christ.
Dude I think I laughed more at the commentary than anything else on this list. Dont hate on longboards, try to shred to a dead stop from going 5 mph without falling or looking like a faggot. Yeah thats right, I said faggot, quit getting your panties in a bunch. Its synnonymous with lame. Whoever wrote the affirmative action comment and the following comment really should consider taking about 15 steps back from there computer, and then proceed to lower ones head and run as fast as they can at there monitor...Hopefully subdueing both beyond repair.
Badly need your help. It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.
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September 22nd, 2008 at 05:28 pm
All these losers that responded to this post like it was the word of god are idiots. Do you not realize that by putting this up the person was probably trying to be funny and generally acknowledge how lame merchandising and pop culture have become. Im sorry, but i didt realize that because someone made a cool/not cool list, thats how things roll around here. You are all idiots and may god have mercy on your soul. Props to the creator of all these things. Funny stuff...
September 23rd, 2008 at 11:38 pm
being cool is uncool.
why you think your cool: because you were able to grow facial hair before most kids your age could. Because you got to have sex with a myriad of girls through out your youth and because your parents bought you a slick ass whip with rims and a racing stripe.
why your not cool: because your probably a bully who hurts other peoples feelings and have cost them tens of thousands in therapy bills over the last 7 years. FUCK YOU RICHIE DEAUGASTINO! I HEARD YOU GOT SOME 17 YEAR OLD PREGNANT!! WHO LOOKS LIKE A RETARDED GIRAFFE NOW?
September 24th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Please Add To This List:
Notebook computers with 8in screens that are so small you're not really sure if it's a notebook or a Nintendo DS, lite.
Come on people, you can't really read what's on those screens!
September 25th, 2008 at 08:53 pm
Long board dudee!
Surf on asphalt!
your asshole, try to be happy seen the good things of the people!
September 27th, 2008 at 02:36 am
haha, you all make me laugh.... hehehe....
September 27th, 2008 at 08:03 pm
longboards r sick and they r designed for speed dumbass therefore making u not go slow
September 29th, 2008 at 04:50 am
LUCKY FORTUNE HOROSCOPE:
DON'T HAVE SEX WITH PEOPLE THAT DON'T SHARE YOUR MENTALITY. COOL OR UNCOOL.
September 29th, 2008 at 06:08 pm
I cannot believe how many people are getting pissed about this. It is a stupid list made by some stupid kid on a stupid website. If you honestly have the time to sit here, read this, and spend the time getting pissed about it and think about a "funny" retaliation, then you honestly have no lives. It's really kinda sad actually.
September 29th, 2008 at 06:32 pm
You forgot faggy golf visors worn at night, or anywhere but a golf course
September 29th, 2008 at 09:47 pm
i love my longboard, riding is a total blast so i really dont give a fuck if ppl think its cool or not. btw longboards are alot faster than the standard skateboard. longboards ride slow in crowded areas so not to kill anyone unlike most duche skateboarders that just dont give a fuck
September 30th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Hilarious. You have many of my pet peeves listed here. Can't stand skaters, wiggers, blue toothed motherf*ckers
October 2nd, 2008 at 06:01 pm
hmmm... #5 seems to be the only item in your list that a person actually has to create themselves with their own 2 hands. Guess it pisses off the bloggers that can't even build their own keyboard using a simple diode matrix. To buy and use is easy.. most losers can do that. But to create something using your own 2 hands and then have someone dis you? That's fucked up. By the way.. that bicycle costs less than a single tank of gas for your car to build dumb-ass. I suppose you bought your computer (pre-assembled and loaded), and are too stupid to clear the engine fault codes in your own car... But you have a "cool" computer and a "cool" car right? Sounds like you'd be a great Dictator of a second rate country.
October 4th, 2008 at 08:49 pm
I gotta say being "cool" is having the courage and know-how to be different. Overkill is very cool if you've got the balls to ride it. I ride mine all the time and laugh at all the "un-cool" people emptying their pockets to fill the tank of there "cool" SUV. Y'all look real cool standing next to your dinosaur petrol buggy when all the gas is gone...have fun walkin.
October 5th, 2008 at 09:00 am
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October 7th, 2008 at 05:50 pm
DUDE, you're so cool you know what is cool or not. Wow, I wish I could be as cool as you. GET OVER YOUR POMPOUS SELF.
October 8th, 2008 at 03:59 pm
Haha Jesus so many of you dumbshits take this so personal. You're thinking fuck this guy, I have a big belt buckle and it IS cool. YOU ARE THE DOUCHEBAGS HES TALKING ABOUT! So go ahead and get offended. I hope you crash your longboard into a tree! FELCHERS!
October 15th, 2008 at 03:42 pm
Longboards are made to go much much faster than regular skateboards...Hence the bigger wheels and faster bearings. You can break 40 M.P.H on one. Please do some research before you post something.
And LOLFace is totaly right.
March 1st, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Raise your hand if you give a fuck????
October 15th, 2008 at 03:52 pm
the bluetooth one for sure! there is a girl at work who has one it so annoying, i never know if she is talkin to me or on the phone, she fuckin wears the thing all the time!
October 16th, 2008 at 07:40 am
You're wrong about long boards because the best thing about them is that they go crazy fast [bigger wheels ya dig]. And the point of them is for people who don't do tricks, just cruise around. Why would you want a small slow ass board that you have to kick 500 times to go like a block when you can cruise on a long board with less effort? DUH.
October 16th, 2008 at 07:28 pm
believing in global waming is NOT cool. Al Gore lies, pays off hundreds of scientists and gets FATTER off your scam carbon credits payments. Trust us, global waming is a hoax.
October 16th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
So... like 200 people all post the same thing (because actually reading the comments before you post one is for losers) bashing the author for assuming that he's important and anyone cares what he thinks. By doing so, they assume that they're important, and that someone out there cares what THEY think. Isn't the Internet wonderful?
I loved the article, by the way.
October 18th, 2008 at 12:11 am
yeah longboarding doesn't belong on this list. i don't know where you got the idea that they are slow and have no element of danger. get on one and try to ride down a steep hill, when you experience the death wobble and lose your board going 30+ mph maybe you will reconsider the skill and risk involved. throw cars into the mix and it gets even more funky. put on some sliding gloves and you can make it really interesting. cmon now, 5 minutes on youtube and you'll see whats up.
that being said there are plenty of people who can't bomb hills yet still ride longboards. while i could be a dbag and call them all posers, i won't. longboards are great for getting around town and have some advantages (and disadvantages) over bicycles.
October 24th, 2008 at 02:34 pm
I cant stad people who get all mad at a joke. Anyony thats mad cause they have one of these items know they have it trying to be cool and ur probly not.
October 24th, 2008 at 09:34 pm
Your all a bunch of douche bags!
March 1st, 2009 at 11:37 pm
LOL... Amen
October 24th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
LMAO Sensitive much? You guys take yourself waaaay to seriously. You bitch about how uncool it is to bitch about what is or isn't cool. Your arguments have about a zillion fallacies in them. Calm down. It was a funny list and you know it.
October 27th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
To all you guitar hero gods who think they are playing the song. Use the cheat code and turn off the visual cue. Let's see you play without looking, almost like a real guitarist.
October 27th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
The only way that this list could be accurate is if the author owns and wears a leather jacket, has knife fight scars, and no emotions. Then, and only then, will I give a fuck.
October 28th, 2008 at 04:39 am
Dude? All that shit is awesome.
Guitar hero - Best game ever
Longboards - Super fun
Iphone - Have you seen this thing? Its fucking awesome.
Crazy Bikes - Silly but still kinda cool
Ironic Belt Buckles - Irony is still funny right?
Funny Ringtones - Funny is still Funny right?
Bluetooth headsets - Hilarious
Austin power quotes - I'm so horney baybee
Pt- cruiser - It's a car!
Fidel Castro Hats - Its just a hat dude?
Maddox eats your shit because hes better than you.
October 31st, 2008 at 01:46 pm
I would like to make it known to anyone who should read this article, that item number 4, Fidel Castro hats, is a poorly re-written, ripped-off version of an ORIGINAL satirical writer, of whom many of you may know, named Maddox.
The author of this "Holy Taco" probably knows and adores Maddox, and thought it would be cool if he copied part of one of Maddox's articles, but changed it up a bit so he could seem unique and satirical, while not having to be accused of stealing ideas on the off chance that someone might recognize Maddox's work. He didn't even reference it or anything, which is just a tool-ish thing to do.
For the real creative genius behind the anti-Castro hats article, go to this link:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion
It's a little way down the page, titled: "You are not a Cuban dictator."
November 2nd, 2008 at 08:54 am
Nick Mater's Facebook picture is him with a shirt saying "I go to school for the babes" in all caps. All credibility is lost.
November 2nd, 2008 at 10:20 am
The first five 10-5 was hilarious
after that it just started getting stupid and hateful
February 26th, 2009 at 07:24 am
How about you actually supply yourself with actual information on the subject before you go ranting on case in point longboards; apparantly you beileve you move slower on a longboard when in fact you move much faster, you're not very smart are you?
April 11th, 2009 at 01:59 am
haha
how gay are people who defend their long boards so passionately. if you werent so insecure about riding them you wouldnt give a shit. but knowing that one persons opinion cuts you so deep, you to know how lame it really is.
March 2nd, 2009 at 05:50 pm
hahaha wow people are funny as hell and take things to seriously and longboards are pointless...
March 14th, 2009 at 07:00 am
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March 15th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
it looks like i'm late to this little party, and i didn't go through and read every single reply (those of you "defending" the longboard gave me a good chuckle though... thanks), but i have to say that the tribal armband tattoo belongs here. i can't imagine that doing the exact same thing as everyone else makes a person feel cool, but then again, brand new tribal armbands are being done every day (actually, the same old shitty armband is being copied and pasted to a bunch of new arms every day). just my two cents worth...
July 9th, 2009 at 11:04 am
HaHa! i like to see all those skater kids become angry over something some guy wrote for fun ! to be honest, all of those things are true, if you ask me, i hate all those stuff.
May 22nd, 2009 at 01:16 pm
You dumb fucks.
Some of you are displaying some hidden gems of wisdom.
But most of you are just downies.
Good job. @.@
March 5th, 2009 at 09:18 pm
Nick Mater: Chill the fuck out dude. It's called "satire." Maybe you've heard of it? I have an iPhone, and I quote funny movies all the time (not those three), but you don't see me flipping shit all the time. This list is about stereotypical views. I, unlike you, don't need constant validation to feel good about myself. I just KNOW I'm badass. Ha but you, on the other hand, seem like a little douche. So shut the hell up.
P.S. Quit being a whiny bitch and get a real skateboard.
March 10th, 2009 at 08:06 pm
I totally think that the following should be added to this list: Stickers on your car that represent clothing brands. Unless you work for the actually company: TAKE THAT SHIT OFF. Who cares if you fucking wear Von Zipper?
May 14th, 2009 at 08:15 pm
lol
March 4th, 2009 at 06:55 am
Great! Pretty much right on. People that wear blue tooths are pretty much losers.
March 16th, 2009 at 12:24 am
Wow, kids. I feel sorry for everyone who, like me, was stumbling and found something slightly funny, but whose mood was ruined by all you dumbasses arguing with each other about worthless shit. No one cares if you ride a longboard and are offended. People are going to talk shit about you whatever you do, so clean the sand out of your cooch and go outside. Christ.
March 5th, 2009 at 08:58 am
Interessante Informationen.
June 8th, 2009 at 02:13 am
Dude I think I laughed more at the commentary than anything else on this list. Dont hate on longboards, try to shred to a dead stop from going 5 mph without falling or looking like a faggot. Yeah thats right, I said faggot, quit getting your panties in a bunch. Its synnonymous with lame. Whoever wrote the affirmative action comment and the following comment really should consider taking about 15 steps back from there computer, and then proceed to lower ones head and run as fast as they can at there monitor...Hopefully subdueing both beyond repair.
April 4th, 2009 at 01:17 pm
I'm offended at his "retarded" comment. but I guess I would be huh. Don't mock gay people, long board riders ect. Feel free to mock the handicapped
March 30th, 2009 at 02:26 pm
Badly need your help. It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.
I am from Northern and now teach English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Find and book cheap airline tickets, hotel rooms, vacations and rental cars with kayak."
Best regards :D, Nedra.
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