Write a caption of these kickass dancers and you can win a copy of Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. All winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Keeblerkahn - Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
Runner Ups: Timothy Bob - “OMG! What happened? I was asleep!”
Tyler - The last time I saw him, he told me he wanted to get a few things from the magnet store.
X HeadstronG X - Do I….Have something in my teeth?
Chad - I am just a mess till I get my morning coffee.
Hugh G Rection - Ha Ha Ha! That guy looks like such a freak…I mean like NOBODY wears stone wash jean jackets anymore.
CynicalBastage - “Thanks for the BeDazzler, Mom!”
John R - What I really want to do is work with people.
Evolution Entertainment, the production company that brought you the "Saw" movies, enthusiastically announces the 2008 remake of "Night of the Living Dead"!
Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller
Ok, that's all the proof I need. Time to carry out my Zombie Plan. I have canned food in my attic, and I'm gonna pack my car up so I can escape to Canada. At least if a Canadian became a zombie he would talk faster. They want my brains... AHH!
After years of dreaming about UB40 playing in his basement, Carl's moment had come. Once they broke into "Red Red Wine", all hell broke loose. Oh yeah, he fucked a couple of retarded girls too.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
May 13th, 2008 at 08:55 pm
The hills have eyes dancers coming to a party near you
May 13th, 2008 at 08:56 pm
MTV Real World - Canada
May 13th, 2008 at 08:57 pm
When good retards go bad...next on Fox!
May 13th, 2008 at 09:00 pm
Evolution Entertainment, the production company that brought you the "Saw" movies, enthusiastically announces the 2008 remake of "Night of the Living Dead"!
May 13th, 2008 at 09:05 pm
BRRRAAAAAIINS!!! BBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNSSS!!!!!
May 13th, 2008 at 09:05 pm
Inside the green room at "So You Think You Can Look Retarded."
May 13th, 2008 at 09:12 pm
"You put your left ear in, you put your left ear out... you do the hokie pokie and you slobber all about..."
May 13th, 2008 at 09:14 pm
Vandy House Party!!!
May 13th, 2008 at 09:18 pm
This is your brain on drugs
May 13th, 2008 at 09:19 pm
early the next morning authorities discover the bodies of two young girls in a creek bed, partially eaten.
May 13th, 2008 at 09:24 pm
help us,were white and we cant get down.
May 13th, 2008 at 09:25 pm
Ain't nuttin but a MIT party
May 13th, 2008 at 09:31 pm
I told you there wasn't ruffies in your drink bitch!
May 13th, 2008 at 09:47 pm
There was always an odd smell in the room after the annual Special Olympics dance.
May 13th, 2008 at 09:57 pm
Cause this is Thriller, Thriller night.
May 13th, 2008 at 09:58 pm
[Rap Performed By Vincent Price]
Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller
May 13th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
The Munsters to the Monster Mash!
May 13th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Yes folks, it is the often discussed but rarely photographed Double whiteman's overbite with a side of the "I totally have black friends" dancers.
May 13th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
"HEEEEEEY YOOUUUU GUYYYS"
May 13th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
The breakfast club on crack.....
May 13th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
As you can see Britney Spears kids turned out just fine... As for jamie lyn's daughter, trying to fit in.
May 13th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Alright everybody I need a show of hands, who here is has ever snuck in to their cousin's room and worn her panties on their head??
May 13th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
White shirt- "Come on guys! Where are you going? So what if my colostomy bag broke!"
May 13th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Special olympics after party! Getting Down to the business of getting down!
May 13th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
it the pittsburg penguins fan club!!!!
May 13th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Just your typical Friday night at the Paula Abdul residence.
May 13th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Headline: Jennifer Aniston Parties With Retards
May 13th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
The Island of Misfit Toys Homecoming Dance
May 13th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
How about a show of hands... Who here's mom and dad are also brother and sister?
May 13th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
No one cared that that bitch Katherine Heigl skipped out on The Ringer wrap party.
May 13th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
girl in blue: duuuuuuhhhhhrrrrr
May 14th, 2008 at 12:02 am
I don't normally post two, but another one just hit me.
Alice failed to win a medal at the 2008 Special Olympics, but she did go home with a pearl necklace.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Ok, that's all the proof I need. Time to carry out my Zombie Plan. I have canned food in my attic, and I'm gonna pack my car up so I can escape to Canada. At least if a Canadian became a zombie he would talk faster. They want my brains... AHH!
May 14th, 2008 at 12:07 am
the Chris Burke fan club is getting out of hand.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:26 am
Gimps like to dance too.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:28 am
Reading is Beyond Some:
Proactiv Acne Solutions...Warning: Use only recommended amount, fine print not to be ingested.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:59 am
"THRILLER" video wrap party
May 14th, 2008 at 01:00 am
The Ringer 2: College Daze
May 14th, 2008 at 01:33 am
just between us girls, nothin gets my vag wetter than a black man singin
May 14th, 2008 at 01:43 am
After years of dreaming about UB40 playing in his basement, Carl's moment had come. Once they broke into "Red Red Wine", all hell broke loose. Oh yeah, he fucked a couple of retarded girls too.
May 14th, 2008 at 01:46 am
Backup dancers for the rock group 'System of a Down Syndrome'
May 14th, 2008 at 02:30 am
Saved By The Bell: The Homeschooled Years
May 14th, 2008 at 02:38 am
Colin the Gurnerbeast & Friends
May 14th, 2008 at 03:00 am
There's no hope with dope
May 14th, 2008 at 03:27 am
"We brought you dancing with the stars", " Now for a first time ever in prime time tv ,we give you......."Dancing with the Tards"
May 14th, 2008 at 03:27 am
"I-AM-SOFA-KING-WE-TODD-IT" "I-AM-SOFA-KING-WE-TODD-IT" "I-AM-SOFA-KING-WE-TODD-IT"
May 14th, 2008 at 03:30 am
Now here's a screenshot from "Resident Evil 12 - Retardation"
May 14th, 2008 at 03:54 am
girls gone wild nebraska co-eds edition
May 14th, 2008 at 04:11 am
The Christmas parties at the Umbrella Corporation always seemed to get out of hand quick...
May 14th, 2008 at 04:19 am
dammit who spiked the punch with meth again???
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