Give-A-Wednesday: Win Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08
Write a caption of these kickass dancers and you can win a copy of Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. All winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week’s winners after the jump.
Winner:
Keeblerkahn - Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
Runner Ups:
Timothy Bob - “OMG! What happened? I was asleep!”
Tyler - The last time I saw him, he told me he wanted to get a few things from the magnet store.
X HeadstronG X - Do I….Have something in my teeth?
Chad - I am just a mess till I get my morning coffee.
Hugh G Rection - Ha Ha Ha! That guy looks like such a freak…I mean like NOBODY wears stone wash jean jackets anymore.
CynicalBastage - “Thanks for the BeDazzler, Mom!”
John R - What I really want to do is work with people.
Tags: GiveaWednesday, tiger woods pga tour 08
May 14th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
The hills have eyes dancers coming to a party near you
May 14th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
MTV Real World - Canada
May 14th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
When good retards go bad…next on Fox!
May 14th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Evolution Entertainment, the production company that brought you the “Saw” movies, enthusiastically announces the 2008 remake of “Night of the Living Dead”!
May 14th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
BRRRAAAAAIINS!!! BBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNSSS!!!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Inside the green room at “So You Think You Can Look Retarded.”
May 14th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
“You put your left ear in, you put your left ear out… you do the hokie pokie and you slobber all about…”
May 14th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Vandy House Party!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
This is your brain on drugs
May 14th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
early the next morning authorities discover the bodies of two young girls in a creek bed, partially eaten.
May 14th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
help us,were white and we cant get down.
May 14th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Ain’t nuttin but a MIT party
May 14th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
I told you there wasn’t ruffies in your drink bitch!
May 14th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
There was always an odd smell in the room after the annual Special Olympics dance.
May 14th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Cause this is Thriller, Thriller night.
May 14th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
[Rap Performed By Vincent Price]
Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Y’awl’s Neighbourhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpse’s Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller
May 14th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
The Munsters to the Monster Mash!
May 14th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Yes folks, it is the often discussed but rarely photographed Double whiteman’s overbite with a side of the “I totally have black friends” dancers.
May 14th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
“HEEEEEEY YOOUUUU GUYYYS”
May 14th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
The breakfast club on crack…..
May 14th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
As you can see Britney Spears kids turned out just fine… As for jamie lyn’s daughter, trying to fit in.
May 14th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Alright everybody I need a show of hands, who here is has ever snuck in to their cousin’s room and worn her panties on their head??
May 14th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
White shirt- “Come on guys! Where are you going? So what if my colostomy bag broke!”
May 14th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Special olympics after party! Getting Down to the business of getting down!
May 14th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
it the pittsburg penguins fan club!!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Just your typical Friday night at the Paula Abdul residence.
May 14th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Headline: Jennifer Aniston Parties With Retards
May 14th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
The Island of Misfit Toys Homecoming Dance
May 14th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
How about a show of hands… Who here’s mom and dad are also brother and sister?
May 14th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
No one cared that that bitch Katherine Heigl skipped out on The Ringer wrap party.
May 14th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
girl in blue: duuuuuuhhhhhrrrrr
May 14th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
I don’t normally post two, but another one just hit me.
Alice failed to win a medal at the 2008 Special Olympics, but she did go home with a pearl necklace.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Ok, that’s all the proof I need. Time to carry out my Zombie Plan. I have canned food in my attic, and I’m gonna pack my car up so I can escape to Canada. At least if a Canadian became a zombie he would talk faster. They want my brains… AHH!
May 14th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
the Chris Burke fan club is getting out of hand.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Gimps like to dance too.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Reading is Beyond Some:
Proactiv Acne Solutions…Warning: Use only recommended amount, fine print not to be ingested.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
“THRILLER” video wrap party
May 14th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
The Ringer 2: College Daze
May 14th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
just between us girls, nothin gets my vag wetter than a black man singin
May 14th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
After years of dreaming about UB40 playing in his basement, Carl’s moment had come. Once they broke into “Red Red Wine”, all hell broke loose. Oh yeah, he fucked a couple of retarded girls too.
May 14th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Backup dancers for the rock group ‘System of a Down Syndrome’
May 14th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Saved By The Bell: The Homeschooled Years
May 14th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Colin the Gurnerbeast & Friends
May 14th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n2lcwHGlJA
May 14th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
There’s no hope with dope
May 14th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
“We brought you dancing with the stars”, ” Now for a first time ever in prime time tv ,we give you…….”Dancing with the Tards”
May 14th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
“I-AM-SOFA-KING-WE-TODD-IT” “I-AM-SOFA-KING-WE-TODD-IT” “I-AM-SOFA-KING-WE-TODD-IT”
May 14th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Now here’s a screenshot from “Resident Evil 12 - Retardation”
May 14th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
girls gone wild nebraska co-eds edition
May 14th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
The Christmas parties at the Umbrella Corporation always seemed to get out of hand quick…
May 14th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
dammit who spiked the punch with meth again???
May 14th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
This is what happens when Dave Attell makes the drinks.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
‘Syndrome of a Down’ kicks off Short Bus Tour!
May 14th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
If you want to see some really crazy s#@%, just wait til they start playing music.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Coming this summer…Dawn of the Dead…The Musical!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Pass that shit
May 14th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Awh PISS, I can’t believe I blinked
May 15th, 2008 at 12:23 am
Ugly people gota party too, right? Right?
May 15th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Chernobyl High Prom: party like it’s 1986
May 15th, 2008 at 12:43 am
the ‘thizz face’ takes a turn for the worse
May 15th, 2008 at 1:30 am
Gangstas…..
May 15th, 2008 at 2:25 am
Once the virus kicked in, this party got even more boing………
May 15th, 2008 at 2:37 am
Y-M-C-A!
May 15th, 2008 at 3:01 am
“Sorry everybody, I just farted”
May 15th, 2008 at 3:11 am
Showin’ the “O” face
May 15th, 2008 at 4:01 am
Not even accidently putting roofies in everyone’s drink could stop the party of the century from heating up.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:48 am
Why are the ugly lights on, they dont come on until last call?
May 15th, 2008 at 5:10 am
It looks like a crack-induced Zombie orgy.
May 15th, 2008 at 5:30 am
Frank feared, that if he opened his eyes, it would all just be one glorious dream.
May 15th, 2008 at 5:48 am
“Corky and Blossom should not have gone to that child star reunion party together!”
May 15th, 2008 at 6:04 am
Absinthe, helping white autistic kids dance since 1908.
May 15th, 2008 at 6:06 am
Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
And No One’s Gonna Save You From The Beast About Strike
You Know It’s Thriller, Thriller Night
You’re Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller, Tonight
May 15th, 2008 at 6:27 am
It’s called crack….It’s great!!!!!!!
and it’s so easy to make, all you need is a little cocaine and baking soda, and i think i tasted eggs and cinnamon.
May 15th, 2008 at 6:36 am
This special education prom night brought to you exclusively by Depends Adult Diapers.
May 15th, 2008 at 6:48 am
Yo dudes, the short bus is here. You gotta get the hells OUT!!
May 15th, 2008 at 7:05 am
Zombie Disco Death Rave
May 15th, 2008 at 7:19 am
Three of Stephen Hawking’s children were arrested late Saturday night at rave party. They were released after police found that they were in fact not on any drugs…….they are just Stephen Hawking’s children.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:25 am
Master Frankenstein, thanks for coming to my party. Have you met my sister?
May 15th, 2008 at 7:30 am
This week on Dancing With The Retards, we caught Eugene and Josephine. Eugene is a single guy that likes to get out on the dance floor and get his groove on, occasionally he’ll close his eyes and do a little bump and grind…nothing wrong with that! Josephine, his partner, who’s currently dating an orderly her mental home, says she is the dance queen. And that Abba is her favorite band. Her boyfriend the orderly, who can be seen the background whistling, says, “she may look retarded, but those tities ain’t retarded!”
May 15th, 2008 at 7:31 am
No Ogre, that said NERVE gas!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 7:40 am
“Boy these Moo’s sure know how to party!”
May 15th, 2008 at 7:44 am
Prom at Three Mile Island High- 2008!
May 15th, 2008 at 7:45 am
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you…… you’re cool….fuck you I’m out!
May 15th, 2008 at 7:47 am
TRL in the year 2039
May 15th, 2008 at 7:51 am
Open auditions for the remake of Jacko’s Thriller video? Nope, just a cerebral palsy mixer at the local Y.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:52 am
P - A - R - T - WHY CAUSE I GOTTA!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 8:12 am
Jenna Bush’s wedding reception
May 15th, 2008 at 8:13 am
Only a few people showed up to be in paris hiltons new show..
May 15th, 2008 at 8:15 am
Alcohol- Helping ugly, uncoordinated people dance for hundreds of years.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:17 am
The wig uglies !
May 15th, 2008 at 8:19 am
“Nope - still not drunk enough to bang her…but there’s still time!”
May 15th, 2008 at 8:22 am
Corky Thacher gets freaky with his posse, unfazed by the fact he’s been out of work since Life Goes On went off the air 15 years ago
May 15th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Night of the Living Retards
May 15th, 2008 at 8:35 am
What the zombies in I Am Legend were found doing during the day.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Anybody seen my keys?
May 15th, 2008 at 8:40 am
When there’s no more room in hell, the dead shall walk the earth.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Revenge of the Nerds continues to open the doors of greek life on college campuses, as demonstrated here by Alpha Chi Retard.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:57 am
She loves me for my brains.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:03 am
You didn’t actually think this picture was captured on accident… did you?
May 15th, 2008 at 9:08 am
“Hell yeah, I knew this party would be worth skipping the raid for!”
May 15th, 2008 at 9:20 am
this is why black people hate white people.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:25 am
“Guys, this funny-face drug we took is starting to work.”
May 15th, 2008 at 9:26 am
We Has Buckets!!
May 15th, 2008 at 9:31 am
I hope i don’t have bad gas.. I hope i don’t have bad gas… oh my.. i do have bad gas.. my god.. did it just dribble in my pants…
May 15th, 2008 at 9:35 am
YES!!!! I can’t wait to tell everyone I dropped E with blossom!!!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 9:38 am
Oh yeah!! I’m rolling, after this song I’m going to get everyone to sign my rave book!
May 15th, 2008 at 9:39 am
This dance move not only looks hella-ill, it also helps hide my boob sweat.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Sometimes cancer _is_ the cure
May 15th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Nice costume party. Weird that three people would be wearing their “how to not get laid” outfit.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Hi, I’m a PC…
May 15th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Retarted Prom Night.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Join us at the VIP Special Olympic After Party at Club Mansion immediately following the 1.5 legged race!!
May 15th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Suddenly,at the stroke of midnight, the posse of teenage mutant zombies hit the dance floor to get buck wild England-style.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Dancing…
Even retarded zombies can do it.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Drugs are bad Mkay
May 15th, 2008 at 11:14 am
‘Drugs are bad’ Mkay
May 15th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Pictures of the Short Party Bus!
May 15th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Party on the short bus!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Ain’t no party like Jenkem Party! Cuz a Jenkem Party don’t stop!!
May 15th, 2008 at 11:40 am
This is the real reason why The Black Eyed Peas changed the lyrics from “lets Get Retarded” to “Lets get it Started”
May 15th, 2008 at 11:45 am
BRAINS!
May 15th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Nobody scores at Zombie Disco.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:55 am
“Fuck drugs make us dance good!”
May 15th, 2008 at 11:56 am
the Special Olympics after party was insane! helmets off ass out!
May 15th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Mike knew that spiking the punch at a Hazelden graduation party was probably a bad idea, but the devil on his left shoulder thought otherwise. Many years later, he would debate the morality factor over a Gin and Tonic, with no conclusion in sight.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Nobody wants to play with me!!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Gettin’ down (syndrome)
May 15th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Retarty.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Where’s Amy Winehouse?
May 15th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Dateline 2063 - Weeks after the nuclear holocaust, America was ready to party.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Raise your hand if you’re sure!
May 15th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
the short bus stops here!
May 15th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Step Up 2 the Suburbs
May 15th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
at least it is a safe bet you don’t have to worry about STD’s.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
DUDE!
May 15th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Welcome to England.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Heeyyy… Do youu have anymore of that vicksss.
Can I ruuub your sshoulders.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
The new Dawn of Dead trailer
May 15th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Who is the motherfucking King of the Disco?
May 15th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
This is Melwood’s greatest prom ever!
May 15th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Run. It’s the beginning of the Retard Zombie Apocalypse!
May 15th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Having alcohol at the first Neo Nazi youth gathering was a bad idea, they would never restore their credibility after it. After two hours only Richard knew when and how to salute, many just closed their eyes dreaming about the Reich and one of the skin-heads was actually SMILING .
May 15th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
What can a bunch of young neo-zombies do for fun. Par-Tay!
The Night Before the Dawn of the Day After the Day of the Dead!
May 15th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Mutants Ball 1999
May 15th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
i wonder.. how was that silly old rumor about white people not being able to dance ever born?
May 15th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Fergie’s music just makes you wanna MOVE
May 15th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Still photo from the long awaited video for “Zombie Zoo” by Tom Petty.
P.S. Word Press sux ass. first post of the day and apparantly i am posting too fast and need to slow down.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
I tollz ya fools, gimp is pimp!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
This party looks like a real “Thriller”
May 15th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Geppetto’s rejects go for a night on the town. “I got no strings, to hold me down…”
May 15th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
The closing cerimonies dance is always the high point of the Special Olympics weekend.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
This Jerry Lewis Telethon afterparty kicks ASS!!!!!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
White Man’s Disease - the number one killer of rhythm.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Nightclub of the Living Dead
May 15th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
aww fuck I blinked in this one
May 15th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
americas best dance crew, ‘zombawokies’ fail to make the cut.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Yep, THAT dude with the epileptic girlfriend just beefed.
May 15th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
How the hell did you get everyone’s bad side.
May 15th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
You have to shoot them in the head!
May 15th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Eli Manning House Party!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
“1…2…3…Unifart!”
May 15th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
According to Darwin only the fittest survive…. Yea, no, not seein’ it.
May 15th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
When Marionettes Attack
May 15th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
what really happens at LAN parties
May 15th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
The first annual MySpace.com meet-and-greet was a HUGE Success!
May 15th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Those MySpace people I met last weekend? Actually…they were just what I expected…
May 15th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
“Jenny slays the competition during this West Virginia kegger dance-off”
May 15th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Sex, Drugs, and Autism.
May 15th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Hey guys, when the Black Eyed Peas said “Lets Get Retarded” it was a metaphor. You shouldn’t have actually gotten retarded.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Dancing with the Special Olympics Stars
May 15th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
someone thought it would be a funny april fool’s joke if they put three people with down syndrome in one room with alcohol…and it was.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Incest is wrong.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
This just in: The annual Special Olympics were canceled due to catastrophic Zombie Apocalypse.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
The line for the short bus starts here.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
The annual Muscular Dystrophy Association’s “Rave for a Cure” went off without a hitch this year, though attendants remarked about Jerry Lewis’s turntablism being, as one young dancer put it, “totally lame.”
May 15th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Harvard Spring Break ‘08!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
1) Caption - New evidence suggests that high school students getting uglier
2) American Idol in 2009
May 15th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
OH SHIT!!! Could it be Scoliosis … oh, please god…dare I dream, severe kyphosis. I’m so tappin’ that hunchback ass! OMG, the anticipation … fuck, there go my eyes and I think I swallowed my tongue
May 15th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
They must have had the same thing that Gilbert Grape ate.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Finally, the dangers of in-breeding are brought to full fruition.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
….
Just a comment on the photo (not for the competition)
Where the heck did you guys find this photo? What the hell is wrong with these people? Wholly shit …
May 15th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
(I feel guilty about making fun of mentally handicapped people). Night of the Living Dead, Mentally Handicapped, and Drunken “Dancers.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
okay got one actually–
‘ Look kids, we were cool once! … really. Why are you laughing? ‘
May 15th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Prom for Jerrys Kids!
May 15th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Well would you look at that… the mustache is back.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
E?? Nobody said there would be E at this party, I thought we were swapping tupperwear! STOP RUBBING ME FRANKY!
May 15th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Afterparty at the ‘Crack Baby Awareness Convention”
May 15th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
As Marcus triumphantly makes a poopie, Kenny makes his moves on Emma.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
The Board of Mental Retardation dance got a little out of control when Chuckie Cheesse broke down and couldn’t perform.The children decided that fecal matter. Copious amounts of fecal matter would be the best way to to keep the party going. the flinging will start immediately.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
“Thriller 2008″ - making of the video
May 16th, 2008 at 1:10 am
dance like you never danced before!
May 16th, 2008 at 1:11 am
got some more?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:14 am
just plain retard!!!
May 16th, 2008 at 4:02 am
A good time was had by all at the Living Homo Zombie Prom (not that there’s anything wrong with that)
May 16th, 2008 at 4:20 am
I know this part all to well…. the part when the drugs start to kick in. Bummer theres no strobes though
May 16th, 2008 at 5:07 am
This is your kids on drugs!!!!!
May 16th, 2008 at 6:09 am
why is it funny to make fun of mentally disabled people?
jerks.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:12 am
What happens when the short bus stops at a frat party.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:16 am
As well as being a leader in higher learning for the undead , Zombie Technical Institute (ZTI) offers a wide array of opportunities for undergraduates to enjoy a robust social experience.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:06 am
You don’t need alcohol or drugs to have a good time. You just need about three generations of uncle f#cking and sandstorm on volume ten…
May 16th, 2008 at 7:45 am
The punch was spiked with extra chromosomes.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:02 am
Wow dudes, X2c is x0Rl33t!
May 16th, 2008 at 8:51 am
The zombies decided they would not be getting much nourishment at this party, so decided to move on to a place with more evident brain content.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Why Rave? Because you’re SPECIAL.
May 16th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Take’m to the zoo…retards love the zoo
May 16th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Get your tickets to the star wars convention after party….or……white people is crazy!
May 16th, 2008 at 10:56 am
This week on Pay-Per-View the contest is a Special kind of Education, in PAIN! The gloves and the helmets come off as these 20 retards battle it out for the gold. Only 1 will survive and win a trip to Chuck-E-Cheese! ORDER NOW!
May 16th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Girl: I just sharted.
Boy: I don’t know what that means.
Girl: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let’s dance.
May 16th, 2008 at 11:16 am
As always, Ross gets mad when Chandler dances with Rachel.
May 16th, 2008 at 11:43 am
White Shirt: “How many bitches must I smack? ONE! Hahaha. TWO! Hahaha. THREE! Hahaha
May 16th, 2008 at 11:49 am
“One, two, Freddy’s coming for you…..”
May 16th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Oh My God…I’m soooooooooooo wasted!!!!!!!
May 16th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Dr.Frankenstein was never popular in high school, so he decided to ‘make’ all his own friends.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
“Hey you guys!!!”
May 16th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Please Rachel, get off my foot………I’m cumming!
May 16th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Looks like the acid is just about kicking in.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
28 Months Later: The Electric Boogaloo
May 16th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
The after-party of the Special Olympics.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
This is what happens when you prevent natural selection from occurring.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
These kids look like th- What? They are? Oh, in that case, I’m glad they are enjoying themselves. (tiptoe away)
May 16th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Tards Gone Wild: First Timers
May 16th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
So this is what a party on the Short Bus is like..
May 16th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
broken pic icon dance party 2008!!!
(what are you guys seeing cause I get nothing)
May 19th, 2008 at 4:24 am
Study: Up to 80 percent of teenagers fail to find sex partners.
May 19th, 2008 at 7:39 am
she blined me with… …SCIENCE!
May 19th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Next on Fox: ‘Downsyndrome meets Heroin’.
May 19th, 2008 at 9:00 am
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby round, round, round, round
May 19th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Yarp
May 19th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Holytaco Staff Party
May 19th, 2008 at 9:45 am
It was 3 a.m. at the Disney Christmas party when Pinocchio suddenly realized life as a real boy was vastly overrated and gave Gepeto the signal to turn him back into wood
May 19th, 2008 at 10:06 am
The special olympics had a dance off
May 19th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Pulling out…just do it!
May 19th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
this is the staff of holytaco doing their “we made it on digg” dance.
May 19th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
This is actually the first picture the police took, when they found those Austrians in the basement.
May 19th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
AHHHH! Somebody played the brown note!
May 19th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
wtf
May 19th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Paparazzi finally gets the world it’s first look into the special Olympics after-party.
May 19th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
We were told there was ice cream here.
May 19th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
you just got served!
May 19th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
the special olympics after party
May 19th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Paul’s friends cheer him on for finally hooking up with a chick without a club foot. His coolness is short lived when he cums in his pants and passes out.
May 19th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
this dance dance revolution game rocks!
May 19th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Frat house at the Hellen Keller University.
May 19th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Run!!!!! It’s the night of the living dead dance-a-thon!
May 19th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
“we are not animals!! we are HUMAN beings”
“now get us some more poon tang, teacher”
May 20th, 2008 at 12:23 am
Beavis-n-Butthead Dance Party!
May 20th, 2008 at 12:43 am
inbreeding
May 20th, 2008 at 5:49 am
The makers of Girls Gone Wild bring you the hottest shit thats ever happened at spring break, Speds Gone Wild… Watch the hottest, steamiest special people lovemaking session ever! “We do it wif our shuurts on.. muh”
May 20th, 2008 at 5:52 am
Would you like an apple pie with that, would you like an apple pie with that?
May 20th, 2008 at 7:03 am
Remember that party in my pants I was telling you about? Here’s a picture from the back side of the party.
May 20th, 2008 at 7:17 am
Heidi and Spencer never looked better!
May 20th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Carl tries to get the attention of chaperones at the Midvale Science and Technology High School prom to let them know Becky’s grinding has caused Danny to throw up in his mouth
May 20th, 2008 at 8:56 am
We lambda lambda lambda and Omega Mu….
May 20th, 2008 at 10:04 am
Ugly Party is Ugly
May 20th, 2008 at 11:08 am
I just feel bad for the “somewhat” normal people in the background
May 20th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
3 is great. but 4 - is girlicious.
May 20th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
WHAT THEY’RE THINKING:
Jennifer: “For f*cksakes, hurry up and take me home. Shaking this big ass is hard work and I’m getting tired”
Jeff: “Maintain…maintain…don’t look at her… Oh God, I’m gonna hurl”
Carl: “SECURITY!”
May 20th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
With the surgery completed the new batch of clones will be ready to integrate into mainstream society
May 20th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Photo taken at Deaf and Blind School Senior Prom
May 20th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
The only thing scarier than dancing zombies are the unibrowed aliens in the back.
May 20th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
And in other news, the Zombie dance festival kicked off this week…
May 20th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Awww, how cute! They’re just trying SO hard!
May 20th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!
May 20th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Friends dont let your white friends dance drunk.
This public service announcement was sponsored by Brothers Against Drunken Dancing (B.A.D.D.)
May 20th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Down Syndrome never looked so fun.
May 21st, 2008 at 6:47 am
Upon being shown numerous pictures depicting many scenes similar to the one shown above the Catholic church has changed their position and now strongly supports the use of condoms.
May 21st, 2008 at 6:53 am
Next week on VH1’s ‘Where are they now’, we’ll take you to catch up with some old friends that used to frolic and play with a special purple dinosaur. That’s right, find out what happened to the child extras that made Barney even more annoying! NEXT WEEK on… V H 1!
May 21st, 2008 at 7:24 am
The Special Olympics Prom!!
May 21st, 2008 at 7:36 am
I’m so drunk, I’m so drunk…D-R-N-U-K (sung in a Homer voice).
May 21st, 2008 at 10:46 am
Heidi and Spencer pratt are trying to stop more leaked photos from they’re high school days…
May 21st, 2008 at 10:56 am
i am sam ..bitch
May 21st, 2008 at 11:21 am
The fact that Jeff was born without eyes was normally benificial when following his best friend Igor to his “hot slut” parties.
May 21st, 2008 at 11:40 am
Wooooooo… Pre-game Special Olympics. Uhhhh Has anyone seen my wheelchair?
May 21st, 2008 at 11:45 am
ecstacy real does have a chemical that makes you dance like a prick.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Can you dance the ‘never invited to a party again’ dance?
May 21st, 2008 at 12:43 pm
There were no winners at the chess club’s annual Keys in the Fishbowl Party
May 21st, 2008 at 12:44 pm
This one time…at band camp…
May 21st, 2008 at 12:53 pm
wtf? they’re thinking of being cool like zombie dancers
May 21st, 2008 at 2:11 pm
I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers, I wear paper hats…
May 21st, 2008 at 2:18 pm
The apprehended polygamist’s kids celebrate their chance at being ‘normal’.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:56 pm
omg….Bitter beer face has struck again!!!!!!!!
May 21st, 2008 at 3:19 pm
This week on Tard Party USA!
May 21st, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Auditions for backup dancers for the new Britney Spears’ video were held in Kentwood, Louisiana over the weekend.
May 21st, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Students at Clemson University take advantage of the legalization of Absinthe. Head football coach Tommy Bowden attempts to get the bartender’s attention for another shot.