Write a caption of these kickass dancers and you can win a copy of Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. All winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Keeblerkahn - Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
Runner Ups: Timothy Bob - “OMG! What happened? I was asleep!”
Tyler - The last time I saw him, he told me he wanted to get a few things from the magnet store.
X HeadstronG X - Do I….Have something in my teeth?
Chad - I am just a mess till I get my morning coffee.
Hugh G Rection - Ha Ha Ha! That guy looks like such a freak…I mean like NOBODY wears stone wash jean jackets anymore.
CynicalBastage - “Thanks for the BeDazzler, Mom!”
John R - What I really want to do is work with people.
Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
And No One's Gonna Save You From The Beast About Strike
You Know It's Thriller, Thriller Night
You're Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller, Tonight
Three of Stephen Hawking's children were arrested late Saturday night at rave party. They were released after police found that they were in fact not on any drugs.......they are just Stephen Hawking's children.
This week on Dancing With The Retards, we caught Eugene and Josephine. Eugene is a single guy that likes to get out on the dance floor and get his groove on, occasionally he'll close his eyes and do a little bump and grind...nothing wrong with that! Josephine, his partner, who's currently dating an orderly her mental home, says she is the dance queen. And that Abba is her favorite band. Her boyfriend the orderly, who can be seen the background whistling, says, "she may look retarded, but those tities ain't retarded!"
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May 14th, 2008 at 04:20 am
This is what happens when Dave Attell makes the drinks.
May 14th, 2008 at 04:21 am
'Syndrome of a Down' kicks off Short Bus Tour!
May 14th, 2008 at 04:35 am
If you want to see some really crazy s#@%, just wait til they start playing music.
May 14th, 2008 at 05:05 am
Coming this summer...Dawn of the Dead...The Musical!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 05:37 am
Pass that shit
May 14th, 2008 at 05:48 am
Awh PISS, I can't believe I blinked
May 14th, 2008 at 06:23 am
Ugly people gota party too, right? Right?
May 14th, 2008 at 06:34 am
Chernobyl High Prom: party like it's 1986
May 14th, 2008 at 06:43 am
the 'thizz face' takes a turn for the worse
May 14th, 2008 at 07:30 am
Gangstas.....
May 14th, 2008 at 08:25 am
Once the virus kicked in, this party got even more boing.........
May 14th, 2008 at 08:37 am
Y-M-C-A!
May 14th, 2008 at 09:01 am
"Sorry everybody, I just farted"
May 14th, 2008 at 09:11 am
Showin' the "O" face
May 14th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Not even accidently putting roofies in everyone's drink could stop the party of the century from heating up.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Why are the ugly lights on, they dont come on until last call?
May 14th, 2008 at 11:10 am
It looks like a crack-induced Zombie orgy.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Frank feared, that if he opened his eyes, it would all just be one glorious dream.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:48 am
"Corky and Blossom should not have gone to that child star reunion party together!"
May 14th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Absinthe, helping white autistic kids dance since 1908.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
And No One's Gonna Save You From The Beast About Strike
You Know It's Thriller, Thriller Night
You're Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller, Tonight
May 14th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
It's called crack....It's great!!!!!!!
and it's so easy to make, all you need is a little cocaine and baking soda, and i think i tasted eggs and cinnamon.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
This special education prom night brought to you exclusively by Depends Adult Diapers.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Yo dudes, the short bus is here. You gotta get the hells OUT!!
May 14th, 2008 at 01:05 pm
Zombie Disco Death Rave
May 14th, 2008 at 01:19 pm
Three of Stephen Hawking's children were arrested late Saturday night at rave party. They were released after police found that they were in fact not on any drugs.......they are just Stephen Hawking's children.
May 14th, 2008 at 01:25 pm
Master Frankenstein, thanks for coming to my party. Have you met my sister?
May 14th, 2008 at 01:30 pm
This week on Dancing With The Retards, we caught Eugene and Josephine. Eugene is a single guy that likes to get out on the dance floor and get his groove on, occasionally he'll close his eyes and do a little bump and grind...nothing wrong with that! Josephine, his partner, who's currently dating an orderly her mental home, says she is the dance queen. And that Abba is her favorite band. Her boyfriend the orderly, who can be seen the background whistling, says, "she may look retarded, but those tities ain't retarded!"
May 14th, 2008 at 01:31 pm
No Ogre, that said NERVE gas!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 01:40 pm
"Boy these Moo's sure know how to party!"
May 14th, 2008 at 01:44 pm
Prom at Three Mile Island High- 2008!
May 14th, 2008 at 01:45 pm
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you...... you're cool....fuck you I'm out!
May 14th, 2008 at 01:47 pm
TRL in the year 2039
May 14th, 2008 at 01:51 pm
Open auditions for the remake of Jacko’s Thriller video? Nope, just a cerebral palsy mixer at the local Y.
May 14th, 2008 at 01:52 pm
P - A - R - T - WHY CAUSE I GOTTA!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 02:12 pm
Jenna Bush's wedding reception
May 14th, 2008 at 02:13 pm
Only a few people showed up to be in paris hiltons new show..
May 14th, 2008 at 02:15 pm
Alcohol- Helping ugly, uncoordinated people dance for hundreds of years.
May 14th, 2008 at 02:17 pm
The wig uglies !
May 14th, 2008 at 02:19 pm
"Nope - still not drunk enough to bang her...but there's still time!"
May 14th, 2008 at 02:22 pm
Corky Thacher gets freaky with his posse, unfazed by the fact he's been out of work since Life Goes On went off the air 15 years ago
May 14th, 2008 at 02:34 pm
Night of the Living Retards
May 14th, 2008 at 02:35 pm
What the zombies in I Am Legend were found doing during the day.
May 14th, 2008 at 02:40 pm
Anybody seen my keys?
May 14th, 2008 at 02:40 pm
When there's no more room in hell, the dead shall walk the earth.
May 14th, 2008 at 02:56 pm
Revenge of the Nerds continues to open the doors of greek life on college campuses, as demonstrated here by Alpha Chi Retard.
May 14th, 2008 at 02:57 pm
She loves me for my brains.
May 14th, 2008 at 03:03 pm
You didn't actually think this picture was captured on accident... did you?
May 14th, 2008 at 03:08 pm
"Hell yeah, I knew this party would be worth skipping the raid for!"
May 14th, 2008 at 03:20 pm
this is why black people hate white people.
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