Write a caption of these kickass dancers and you can win a copy of Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. All winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Keeblerkahn - Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
Runner Ups: Timothy Bob - “OMG! What happened? I was asleep!”
Tyler - The last time I saw him, he told me he wanted to get a few things from the magnet store.
X HeadstronG X - Do I….Have something in my teeth?
Chad - I am just a mess till I get my morning coffee.
Hugh G Rection - Ha Ha Ha! That guy looks like such a freak…I mean like NOBODY wears stone wash jean jackets anymore.
CynicalBastage - “Thanks for the BeDazzler, Mom!”
John R - What I really want to do is work with people.
The annual Muscular Dystrophy Association's "Rave for a Cure" went off without a hitch this year, though attendants remarked about Jerry Lewis's turntablism being, as one young dancer put it, "totally lame."
OH SHIT!!! Could it be Scoliosis … oh, please god…dare I dream, severe kyphosis. I’m so tappin’ that hunchback ass! OMG, the anticipation … fuck, there go my eyes and I think I swallowed my tongue
The Board of Mental Retardation dance got a little out of control when Chuckie Cheesse broke down and couldn't perform.The children decided that fecal matter. Copious amounts of fecal matter would be the best way to to keep the party going. the flinging will start immediately.
As well as being a leader in higher learning for the undead , Zombie Technical Institute (ZTI) offers a wide array of opportunities for undergraduates to enjoy a robust social experience.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
May 14th, 2008 at 09:15 pm
This Jerry Lewis Telethon afterparty kicks ASS!!!!!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 09:39 pm
White Man's Disease - the number one killer of rhythm.
May 14th, 2008 at 09:53 pm
Nightclub of the Living Dead
May 14th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
aww fuck I blinked in this one
May 14th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
americas best dance crew, 'zombawokies' fail to make the cut.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Yep, THAT dude with the epileptic girlfriend just beefed.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
How the hell did you get everyone's bad side.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
You have to shoot them in the head!
May 14th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Eli Manning House Party!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
"1...2...3...Unifart!"
May 14th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
According to Darwin only the fittest survive.... Yea, no, not seein' it.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
When Marionettes Attack
May 15th, 2008 at 12:06 am
what really happens at LAN parties
May 15th, 2008 at 12:10 am
The first annual MySpace.com meet-and-greet was a HUGE Success!
May 15th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Those MySpace people I met last weekend? Actually…they were just what I expected…
May 15th, 2008 at 12:39 am
"Jenny slays the competition during this West Virginia kegger dance-off"
May 15th, 2008 at 12:44 am
Sex, Drugs, and Autism.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Hey guys, when the Black Eyed Peas said "Lets Get Retarded" it was a metaphor. You shouldn't have actually gotten retarded.
May 15th, 2008 at 01:04 am
Dancing with the Special Olympics Stars
May 15th, 2008 at 01:06 am
someone thought it would be a funny april fool's joke if they put three people with down syndrome in one room with alcohol...and it was.
May 15th, 2008 at 01:31 am
Incest is wrong.
May 15th, 2008 at 01:35 am
This just in: The annual Special Olympics were canceled due to catastrophic Zombie Apocalypse.
May 15th, 2008 at 01:41 am
The line for the short bus starts here.
May 15th, 2008 at 01:48 am
The annual Muscular Dystrophy Association's "Rave for a Cure" went off without a hitch this year, though attendants remarked about Jerry Lewis's turntablism being, as one young dancer put it, "totally lame."
May 15th, 2008 at 01:50 am
Harvard Spring Break '08!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 01:57 am
1) Caption - New evidence suggests that high school students getting uglier
2) American Idol in 2009
May 15th, 2008 at 02:36 am
OH SHIT!!! Could it be Scoliosis … oh, please god…dare I dream, severe kyphosis. I’m so tappin’ that hunchback ass! OMG, the anticipation … fuck, there go my eyes and I think I swallowed my tongue
May 15th, 2008 at 03:01 am
They must have had the same thing that Gilbert Grape ate.
May 15th, 2008 at 03:14 am
Finally, the dangers of in-breeding are brought to full fruition.
May 15th, 2008 at 03:29 am
....
Just a comment on the photo (not for the competition)
Where the heck did you guys find this photo? What the hell is wrong with these people? Wholly shit ...
May 15th, 2008 at 03:30 am
(I feel guilty about making fun of mentally handicapped people). Night of the Living Dead, Mentally Handicapped, and Drunken "Dancers.
May 15th, 2008 at 03:30 am
okay got one actually--
' Look kids, we were cool once! ... really. Why are you laughing? '
May 15th, 2008 at 03:33 am
Prom for Jerrys Kids!
May 15th, 2008 at 04:06 am
Well would you look at that... the mustache is back.
May 15th, 2008 at 04:21 am
E?? Nobody said there would be E at this party, I thought we were swapping tupperwear! STOP RUBBING ME FRANKY!
May 15th, 2008 at 04:21 am
Afterparty at the 'Crack Baby Awareness Convention"
May 15th, 2008 at 04:33 am
As Marcus triumphantly makes a poopie, Kenny makes his moves on Emma.
May 15th, 2008 at 04:50 am
The Board of Mental Retardation dance got a little out of control when Chuckie Cheesse broke down and couldn't perform.The children decided that fecal matter. Copious amounts of fecal matter would be the best way to to keep the party going. the flinging will start immediately.
May 15th, 2008 at 05:53 am
"Thriller 2008" - making of the video
May 15th, 2008 at 07:10 am
dance like you never danced before!
May 15th, 2008 at 07:11 am
got some more?
May 15th, 2008 at 08:14 am
just plain retard!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 10:02 am
A good time was had by all at the Living Homo Zombie Prom (not that there's anything wrong with that)
May 15th, 2008 at 10:20 am
I know this part all to well.... the part when the drugs start to kick in. Bummer theres no strobes though
May 15th, 2008 at 11:07 am
This is your kids on drugs!!!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
why is it funny to make fun of mentally disabled people?
jerks.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
What happens when the short bus stops at a frat party.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
As well as being a leader in higher learning for the undead , Zombie Technical Institute (ZTI) offers a wide array of opportunities for undergraduates to enjoy a robust social experience.
May 15th, 2008 at 01:06 pm
You don't need alcohol or drugs to have a good time. You just need about three generations of uncle f#cking and sandstorm on volume ten...
May 15th, 2008 at 01:45 pm
The punch was spiked with extra chromosomes.
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