Write a caption of these kickass dancers and you can win a copy of Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. All winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Keeblerkahn - Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
Runner Ups: Timothy Bob - “OMG! What happened? I was asleep!”
Tyler - The last time I saw him, he told me he wanted to get a few things from the magnet store.
X HeadstronG X - Do I….Have something in my teeth?
Chad - I am just a mess till I get my morning coffee.
Hugh G Rection - Ha Ha Ha! That guy looks like such a freak…I mean like NOBODY wears stone wash jean jackets anymore.
CynicalBastage - “Thanks for the BeDazzler, Mom!”
John R - What I really want to do is work with people.
This week on Pay-Per-View the contest is a Special kind of Education, in PAIN! The gloves and the helmets come off as these 20 retards battle it out for the gold. Only 1 will survive and win a trip to Chuck-E-Cheese! ORDER NOW!
It was 3 a.m. at the Disney Christmas party when Pinocchio suddenly realized life as a real boy was vastly overrated and gave Gepeto the signal to turn him back into wood
Paul's friends cheer him on for finally hooking up with a chick without a club foot. His coolness is short lived when he cums in his pants and passes out.
The makers of Girls Gone Wild bring you the hottest shit thats ever happened at spring break, Speds Gone Wild... Watch the hottest, steamiest special people lovemaking session ever! "We do it wif our shuurts on.. muh"
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May 15th, 2008 at 02:02 pm
Wow dudes, X2c is x0Rl33t!
May 15th, 2008 at 02:51 pm
The zombies decided they would not be getting much nourishment at this party, so decided to move on to a place with more evident brain content.
May 15th, 2008 at 02:59 pm
Why Rave? Because you're SPECIAL.
May 15th, 2008 at 04:01 pm
Take'm to the zoo...retards love the zoo
May 15th, 2008 at 04:22 pm
Get your tickets to the star wars convention after party....or......white people is crazy!
May 15th, 2008 at 04:56 pm
This week on Pay-Per-View the contest is a Special kind of Education, in PAIN! The gloves and the helmets come off as these 20 retards battle it out for the gold. Only 1 will survive and win a trip to Chuck-E-Cheese! ORDER NOW!
May 15th, 2008 at 04:57 pm
Girl: I just sharted.
Boy: I don't know what that means.
Girl: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's dance.
May 15th, 2008 at 05:16 pm
As always, Ross gets mad when Chandler dances with Rachel.
May 15th, 2008 at 05:43 pm
White Shirt: "How many bitches must I smack? ONE! Hahaha. TWO! Hahaha. THREE! Hahaha
May 15th, 2008 at 05:49 pm
"One, two, Freddy's coming for you....."
May 15th, 2008 at 06:05 pm
Oh My God...I'm soooooooooooo wasted!!!!!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 06:29 pm
Dr.Frankenstein was never popular in high school, so he decided to 'make' all his own friends.
May 15th, 2008 at 06:54 pm
"Hey you guys!!!"
May 15th, 2008 at 07:17 pm
Please Rachel, get off my foot.........I'm cumming!
May 15th, 2008 at 07:21 pm
Looks like the acid is just about kicking in.
May 15th, 2008 at 07:40 pm
28 Months Later: The Electric Boogaloo
May 15th, 2008 at 07:51 pm
The after-party of the Special Olympics.
May 15th, 2008 at 08:28 pm
This is what happens when you prevent natural selection from occurring.
May 15th, 2008 at 08:33 pm
These kids look like th- What? They are? Oh, in that case, I'm glad they are enjoying themselves. (tiptoe away)
May 15th, 2008 at 08:38 pm
Tards Gone Wild: First Timers
May 15th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
So this is what a party on the Short Bus is like..
May 16th, 2008 at 12:33 am
broken pic icon dance party 2008!!!
(what are you guys seeing cause I get nothing)
May 18th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Study: Up to 80 percent of teenagers fail to find sex partners.
May 18th, 2008 at 01:39 pm
she blined me with... ...SCIENCE!
May 18th, 2008 at 02:33 pm
Next on Fox: 'Downsyndrome meets Heroin'.
May 18th, 2008 at 03:00 pm
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby round, round, round, round
May 18th, 2008 at 03:23 pm
Yarp
May 18th, 2008 at 03:23 pm
Holytaco Staff Party
May 18th, 2008 at 03:45 pm
It was 3 a.m. at the Disney Christmas party when Pinocchio suddenly realized life as a real boy was vastly overrated and gave Gepeto the signal to turn him back into wood
May 18th, 2008 at 04:06 pm
The special olympics had a dance off
May 18th, 2008 at 05:33 pm
Pulling out...just do it!
May 18th, 2008 at 06:18 pm
this is the staff of holytaco doing their "we made it on digg" dance.
May 18th, 2008 at 07:11 pm
This is actually the first picture the police took, when they found those Austrians in the basement.
May 18th, 2008 at 08:22 pm
AHHHH! Somebody played the brown note!
May 18th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
wtf
May 18th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Paparazzi finally gets the world it's first look into the special Olympics after-party.
May 19th, 2008 at 03:11 am
We were told there was ice cream here.
May 19th, 2008 at 03:51 am
you just got served!
May 19th, 2008 at 03:54 am
the special olympics after party
May 19th, 2008 at 03:59 am
Paul's friends cheer him on for finally hooking up with a chick without a club foot. His coolness is short lived when he cums in his pants and passes out.
May 19th, 2008 at 04:13 am
this dance dance revolution game rocks!
May 19th, 2008 at 04:13 am
Frat house at the Hellen Keller University.
May 19th, 2008 at 05:05 am
Run!!!!! It's the night of the living dead dance-a-thon!
May 19th, 2008 at 05:09 am
"we are not animals!! we are HUMAN beings"
"now get us some more poon tang, teacher"
May 19th, 2008 at 06:23 am
Beavis-n-Butthead Dance Party!
May 19th, 2008 at 06:43 am
inbreeding
May 19th, 2008 at 11:49 am
The makers of Girls Gone Wild bring you the hottest shit thats ever happened at spring break, Speds Gone Wild... Watch the hottest, steamiest special people lovemaking session ever! "We do it wif our shuurts on.. muh"
May 19th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Would you like an apple pie with that, would you like an apple pie with that?
May 19th, 2008 at 01:03 pm
Remember that party in my pants I was telling you about? Here's a picture from the back side of the party.
May 19th, 2008 at 01:17 pm
Heidi and Spencer never looked better!
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