It's about time boobs started pulling their weight in the fight against "global" warming. According to ananova.com:
It comes with a detachable solar panel which can produce enough energy to power an iPod or mobile phone, reports the Daily Telegraph.
It is also equipped with plastic pouches that can be filled with water, allowing wearers to quench their thirst without having to buy and then throw away drinks bottles.
Triumph International Japan concedes the bra will not become popular in its current form, as outer clothing renders its solar panel ineffective.
"People usually cannot go outside without wearing clothes over it," said Yoshiko Masuda of Triumph.
OK, so let's get this straight. They invented a solar-powered bra that can't be worn where the sun can actually see it. So, basically, they duct-taped a solar panel to a bra and called it an invention. Perhaps they should've waited until they actually made something that can work before unveiling their great innovation to the world.
By the way, I just invented a jock strap that can turn standard household garbage into pure ethanol...but you can't wear it because it's the size of an industrial refinery. It's a jock strap, though, I promise.
Well this just throws a monkey wrench into my plans to market methane powered underpants. I can't compete with a solar-powered bra. Boobs trump butt every time.
It looks like her brassiere is made from a bathroom rug. Is that so it will collect static electricity from her rubbing her boobs in her next webcam show? Now that's energy I can stand for.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
May 14th, 2008 at 04:22 pm
Well this just throws a monkey wrench into my plans to market methane powered underpants. I can't compete with a solar-powered bra. Boobs trump butt every time.
May 14th, 2008 at 05:21 pm
I might take you up on that jockstrap. Might be a little too small for me, but it's worth a try I guess.
May 14th, 2008 at 05:34 pm
She is pretty. I got a brother who said he saw you on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called 【wealthymingle.com】. Is that you?
May 14th, 2008 at 06:55 pm
It looks like her brassiere is made from a bathroom rug. Is that so it will collect static electricity from her rubbing her boobs in her next webcam show? Now that's energy I can stand for.
May 14th, 2008 at 06:57 pm
that is hilarious.. and quite useful, i want boobs like this chick http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/4/23/short-shorts-se...
May 14th, 2008 at 07:50 pm
see video here
http://www.rosemag.com/2008/05/15/solar-bra-gives-eco-friendly-charge/
May 15th, 2008 at 02:28 am
i've invented a pair of underwear that can also be worn as a hat!
August 16th, 2008 at 04:36 am
I think the Triumph shopping bag bra has more utility than this one.
http://japansugoi.com/wordpress/nakayama-erisas-bra-and-shopping-bag/
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