Pete Wentz Invites Joe Simpson To Bachelor Party

You ever at the office on a Friday and you're rounding up some of your friends to go grab a few beers when suddenly the really aggressive dude in sales is like "you're getting brewskis?  Where we gettin brewski's at?  Let's get f*&kin hammered and bang some poon huh?"  Then everybody just kind of quietly cringes and looks at the floor instead of telling him he can't come.  Well, I have a feeling this scenario played out with this bachelor party.  People.com reports:

Days before his wedding to Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz celebrated the end of his bachelor life with a night on the town in L.A.

The Fall Out Boy bassist started with dinner in a private room at Mr. Chow, accompanied by his bandmates, soon to be father-in-law, Joe Simpson, pal Joel Madden and about 10 other male friends.
On the creepy scale, Joe Simpson rates somewhere in between "guy caught masturbating in the public library" and "weird midget that used to travel with Pedro Martinez."  There's no way Wentz wants his creepy as father-in-law at his bachelor party but I'm sure he came because a)Wentz is an incredible pussy and b)If you don't think Joe Simpson knows how to get the nastiest strippers, you would be mistaken.  Of course, I've seen how he stares at his own daughters, so you run the risk of the stripper coming and the scene looking like this:

Guess who has the boner between Wentz and Daddy Simpson.  Just guess.