When my mom was pregnant with me, my dad said my brothers would act as if they were pregnant, then my oldest brother would pretend to birth a throw pillow out of his shorts, while my other brother would grab the pillow and pretend to be the voice of the baby/pillow and go "Look at me! I'm a stupid baby that can't talk but I still get to have my own room even though my brothers are way bigger and now have to share a room. I hate myself and am stupid." Lucky for the Jolie-Pitt twins, their future brothers and sisters seem to be happily awaiting their arrival. People.com reports:
Expectant mom Angelina Jolie says her kids are pretending to be pregnant!
"Our three-year-old and four-year-old keep saying they have animals in their bellies," Jolie told the UK's GMTV.
The actress continued, "Our daughter keeps saying that she's got little piggies and she has to eat brownies because the piggies need to eat brownies. And our four-year-old says he's got monkeys. So it's become fun in the house."
Laugh it up Angelina, but apparently you've never seen a horror movie before, because that's how that shit starts. Little kid says something and no one believes them, then suddenly you're sleeping at night and you roll over to kiss Brad and his head rolls away because he's been decapitated. Then you scream and turn on the light and there's a bunch of monkeys and pigs going ape-shit in your bedroom, thirsty for blood. Then you'll wish you'd listened.
The pigs eating brownies, well that's a racial metaphor that refers to the genocide taking place in Africa. Or, it could mean that she wants some damn sugar. Feed your kid's some sweets now and then, you prudes. Organics suck.
"When my mom was pregnant with me, my dad said my brothers would act as if they were pregnant, then my oldest brother would pretend to birth a throw pillow out of his shorts, while my other brother would grab the pillow and pretend to be the voice of the baby/pillow and go “Look at me! I’m a stupid baby that can’t talk but I still get to have my own room even though my brothers are way bigger and now have to share a room. I hate myself and am stupid.”
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May 19th, 2008 at 11:42 am
The pigs eating brownies, well that's a racial metaphor that refers to the genocide taking place in Africa. Or, it could mean that she wants some damn sugar. Feed your kid's some sweets now and then, you prudes. Organics suck.
May 19th, 2008 at 02:12 am
"When my mom was pregnant with me, my dad said my brothers would act as if they were pregnant, then my oldest brother would pretend to birth a throw pillow out of his shorts, while my other brother would grab the pillow and pretend to be the voice of the baby/pillow and go “Look at me! I’m a stupid baby that can’t talk but I still get to have my own room even though my brothers are way bigger and now have to share a room. I hate myself and am stupid.”
That my friends, is Pulitzer material.
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