OK, so you're a young girl who just got busted shoplifting. Your first response is, of course, to start crying. You're second response is, of course, to scream for your mom. But if you're the guy holding the camera, you're only response is, of course, to start taunting this girl with lines like, "She got the goods! She got 'em! Whoo!", "Girl you caught, you going to jail." and "Hey girl, you should be a singer with a voice like that." It's nice to know that in times of crisis, someone will always be there to comfort and/or berate you.
dude, I can understand how a couple of little white soldiers might break the front line and move into thick terrain, but how do you get shit on your sheets?
plus, that girl needs to learn that when you STEAL shit, the security guard isn't going to hold your hand.
I used to work in one of the big department store chains. I'll give you a hint, they have a bullseye for a logo. I saw this kind of shit all the time. After awhile you start to feel sorry for these fools. The stores are loaded with cameras people, and I don't just mean the ones you are supposed to see. You might get away with it a few times, but if you keep doing it, you will get caught.
i don't know what that girl is screaming about. if she would of been caught doing this shit in one of those backward-ass-a-stans in the middle of east, the guy video taping her would also be crushing her ass with stones.
okay, this has to be the stupidest girl in the world, thinking her mommie is going to get her out of this sitation, I'm glad her ass got arrested, maybe she'lll think twice before shoplifting
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June 30th, 2008 at 05:01 am
dude, I can understand how a couple of little white soldiers might break the front line and move into thick terrain, but how do you get shit on your sheets?
plus, that girl needs to learn that when you STEAL shit, the security guard isn't going to hold your hand.
May 23rd, 2008 at 08:50 am
Sort of reminds me of my Mom on wash day when she sees the state of my cum and shit stained sheets.
May 22nd, 2008 at 01:43 am
"too bad its illegal for any secruity gauard to hold you or even touch you.. that girl is walking away free"
Wrong, read the law. If you leave the premise, they can touch you and detain you until a police officer arrives.
May 20th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
too bad its illegal for any secruity gauard to hold you or even touch you.. that girl is walking away free
to bad that's total bullshit, go back to preschool you dumb skater fuck.
May 19th, 2008 at 05:44 pm
that was the funniest fucking thing I have seen all day
May 19th, 2008 at 10:26 am
"I want my mom!"
"Nah n***a, you goin to jail."
May 18th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
That guy narrating is hilarious.
May 18th, 2008 at 07:48 pm
I used to work in one of the big department store chains. I'll give you a hint, they have a bullseye for a logo. I saw this kind of shit all the time. After awhile you start to feel sorry for these fools. The stores are loaded with cameras people, and I don't just mean the ones you are supposed to see. You might get away with it a few times, but if you keep doing it, you will get caught.
May 18th, 2008 at 06:46 pm
Huh? Undercover security? Handcuffs? This girl is going to be saying "I want my lawyer" pretty soon.
May 18th, 2008 at 05:49 pm
i don't know what that girl is screaming about. if she would of been caught doing this shit in one of those backward-ass-a-stans in the middle of east, the guy video taping her would also be crushing her ass with stones.
May 18th, 2008 at 05:04 pm
okay, this has to be the stupidest girl in the world, thinking her mommie is going to get her out of this sitation, I'm glad her ass got arrested, maybe she'lll think twice before shoplifting
May 18th, 2008 at 04:50 pm
hahaha when she said "No means no!" I bout laughed my ass off.. You're getting arrested, not raped dumbass.
May 18th, 2008 at 04:40 pm
too bad its illegal for any secruity gauard to hold you or even touch you.. that girl is walking away free
May 18th, 2008 at 02:48 pm
That guy holding her should have whipped it out, probably would have made dry humping her a more pleasurable experience.