I thought Sex and the City's Cynthia Nixon was a card-carrying lesbian. I heard this rumor that she lived in Brooklyn with her girlfriend of four years. But this photo clearly shows her dating a handsome young man who looks like the winner of my middle school's science fair. Did Cynthia take the Ted Haggard path to heterosexuality? Or did she...oh, wait. That's a chick. My bad. Nevermind. She's still a lesbian. I just saw that photo and immediately was all "young chubby dude!" We're good here. Carry on.
had exactly the same reaction. except aftere i woke i laughed so hard i began to cry. then i felt a bit guilty and decided that in times like these god probably wants me to pray for that very unfortunate lady. so i prayed for her but i don't think even god can fix that mistake.
I always wondered what happened to those roided out east german olympians? But its a solid bet that Cynthia Nixon has said "your gun is sticking into my hip..."
So thats what would happen if you smashed Jonah Hill and Michael Cera into one person. You guts at Holy Taco have really stepped up your photoshop skills. Well done.
Hi! My favorite is Jennifer Aniston and I will marry her someday. Whos your favorite model and maybe I can get to the unofficial personal site or some nudie shots.
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May 19th, 2008 at 07:13 pm
Hey, if Corky from Life Goes On can get a lesbian, maybe I can too!
May 19th, 2008 at 09:40 pm
jeeeeez.......she gave up guys for that dog? Wooooooof.....woooooooooffffff!!!!!!
May 20th, 2008 at 03:51 am
That's a..... woman?
*Right eye twitches*
*Mouth slightly foams*
*Falls over*
January 20th, 2009 at 10:43 am
had exactly the same reaction. except aftere i woke i laughed so hard i began to cry. then i felt a bit guilty and decided that in times like these god probably wants me to pray for that very unfortunate lady. so i prayed for her but i don't think even god can fix that mistake.
May 20th, 2008 at 04:45 am
I always wondered what happened to those roided out east german olympians? But its a solid bet that Cynthia Nixon has said "your gun is sticking into my hip..."
May 20th, 2008 at 06:48 am
That chick looks like Josh Peck and Ellen DeGeneres's bastard child... and that's not saying much.
May 20th, 2008 at 11:06 am
That's the ginger kid from the Kate Beckinsdale photo all grown up.
May 20th, 2008 at 03:19 pm
So thats what would happen if you smashed Jonah Hill and Michael Cera into one person. You guts at Holy Taco have really stepped up your photoshop skills. Well done.
May 21st, 2008 at 07:04 pm
Did Bill Gates and Ellen Degeneres have a love child?
January 13th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
"her?..."
"she's really funny."
January 14th, 2009 at 08:11 am
in case you wanted to know what a rodeo clown looks like without their makeup... mmmm, not so good.
April 1st, 2009 at 05:50 am
Hi! Hot picture alert! If Paris Hilton is your fave, then I have a website for you to see. Who wants it?
April 22nd, 2009 at 09:21 pm
Hi! My favorite is Jennifer Aniston and I will marry her someday. Whos your favorite model and maybe I can get to the unofficial personal site or some nudie shots.
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