Cynthia Nixon Is Dating 14-Year-Old Boy
I thought Sex and the City’s Cynthia Nixon was a card-carrying lesbian. I heard this rumor that she lived in Brooklyn with her girlfriend of four years. But this photo clearly shows her dating a handsome young man who looks like the winner of my middle school’s science fair. Did Cynthia take the Ted Haggard path to heterosexuality? Or did she…oh, wait. That’s a chick. My bad. Nevermind. She’s still a lesbian. I just saw that photo and immediately was all “young chubby dude!” We’re good here. Carry on.
Tags: cynthia nixon, sex and the city
May 20th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Hey, if Corky from Life Goes On can get a lesbian, maybe I can too!
May 20th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
jeeeeez…….she gave up guys for that dog? Wooooooof…..woooooooooffffff!!!!!!
May 20th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
That’s a….. woman?
*Right eye twitches*
*Mouth slightly foams*
*Falls over*
May 20th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
I always wondered what happened to those roided out east german olympians? But its a solid bet that Cynthia Nixon has said “your gun is sticking into my hip…”
May 21st, 2008 at 12:48 am
That chick looks like Josh Peck and Ellen DeGeneres’s bastard child… and that’s not saying much.
May 21st, 2008 at 5:06 am
That’s the ginger kid from the Kate Beckinsdale photo all grown up.
May 21st, 2008 at 9:19 am
So thats what would happen if you smashed Jonah Hill and Michael Cera into one person. You guts at Holy Taco have really stepped up your photoshop skills. Well done.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Did Bill Gates and Ellen Degeneres have a love child?