The 10 Most Popular Vending Machine Snacks

A lot of "studies" and "polls" and "research findings" come out with some pertinent information. Then, sometimes, we get studies that don't give us any new information about the world around us. According to American Merchandiser, these are the top ten selling snacks in vending machines:

1. Snickers
2. Doritos Big Grab
3. Peanut M&Ms
4. Cheetos
5. Cheez-It Original
6. Twix
7. Strawberry frosted Pop Tarts
8. Rice Krispies Treat
9. Lay's Chips
10. Mrs. Freshley's Jumbo Honey Bun

So what have we learned here, class? When it comes to vending machine dining, no one ever takes the trail mix or the Plen-T-Pack of Juicy Fruit. (And there's a company called Mrs. Freshley's.)

If you really want to learn about the vending machine world, check out this list of the types of people who get the majority of their food out of vending machines:

1. Fat
2. Really fat
3. Pimpled
4. Has Fupa, Gunt and Bunt
5. Smelly
6. Does that snorting thing when laughing
7. Ugly
8. Bacne on Face
9. Only wears sweatpants
10. Chris Penn

See. Don't you feel much more enlightened now? You're welcome.