May 20th, 2008 | 07:23
I would be really upset if Denise Richards asked me for my sperm, mostly because I feel like if I'm going to give someone my sperm, it should be done in the way God wanted it to be done: namely jerking it into a turkey baster and dropping it off in front of her doorstep and running away. At least that's what my weird Uncle does.
So she thinks he doctored the e-mail. Well, let me just say, I have a copy of said e-mail and we can all see, a)this e-mail is not doctored, and b)she not only wanted the sperm, but had big plans for it, and c)I don't think she fully understands the plot to Jurassic Park.
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I would be really upset if <a href="http://www.chickipedia.com/Denise_Richards" target="_blank">Denise Richards</a> asked me for my sperm, mostly because I feel like if I'm going to give someone my sperm, it should be done in the way God wanted it to be done: namely jerking it into a turkey baster and dropping it off in front of her doorstep and running away. At least that's what my weird Uncle does.</p>
<p>So she thinks he doctored the e-mail. Well, let me just say, I have a copy of said e-mail and we can all see, a)this e-mail is not doctored, and b)she not only wanted the sperm, but had big plans for it, and c)I don't think she fully understands the plot to Jurassic Park.</p>
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July fth, 2008 at 04:18 pm
The Beautiful Denise can have my sperm by the gallon if she needs it. Just call me baby, its yours. Have sperm will travel.
May fnd, 2008 at 01:36 am
Hey Denice Richards, a goofy ass ho is still a ho. Feel me?
May fst, 2008 at 09:03 pm
NICE :D
http://www.olivamine.com
May fst, 2008 at 06:53 pm
Damn, I thought I was the only one who received this request. Well Denise is just going to have to settle for Charlie's two and a half ounces now. She can troll Sunset Blvd and collect it off the ladies cheeks with a sponge.
May fst, 2008 at 04:12 am
isnt she already screwing that dinosaur richie sambora...wow i want to kick my own ass for knowing that
May fst, 2008 at 03:30 am
I wanna go to the new Jurassic Park! There'll be all kinds of Denise-saurs running around!
I'm sorry... that was terrible.
May fst, 2008 at 02:47 am
I always imagine everyone thinks they're basically a couple steps away from making their own jurassic park. That cartoon in the movie that explained the process made it seem so easy. I figured that would be the part that stuck with Denise.
May fth, 2008 at 11:30 pm
I think that this bitch is just crazy enough to have actually written that letter. Oh yeah, she looks like an old bag too.
May fth, 2008 at 11:01 pm
lmaooooooooooooooooooo beautiful
May fth, 2008 at 08:31 pm
This just made me fucking laugh out loud. Wow. The Jurassic Park line was pure comedy. Well done sir...well done indeed.
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