Write a caption for this fat guy imposing his gut on someone's face and you can win a Rambo DVD Box Set on Blue-Ray. This box set includes the knife-wielding First Blood, the gut-ripping Rambo: First Blood Part II and the torso-tearing Rambo III. And you'll be able to see every last flying limb in pure Blue-Ray crispness. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via email. Happy murdering.
See last week's winners after the jump:
Winner: Dude!: “You put your left ear in, you put your left ear out… you do the hokie pokie and you slobber all about…”
Runner Ups: Ken: help us, we're white and we cant get down.
Jason C.: Cause this is Thriller, Thriller night.
Matt: Backup dancers for the rock group ‘System of a Down Syndrome’
Justin: what really happens at LAN parties
Mark: Girl: I just sharted.
Boy: I don’t know what that means.
Girl: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let’s dance.
Balls Jr: The only thing scarier than dancing zombies are the unibrowed aliens in the back.
Christopher: Take’m to the zoo…retards love the zoo [Ed. Note: honorable mention just for the Dead Milkmen reference.]
Are you slothful by nature? No motivation to do anything? Any incentive handed to you is just not good enough? Well we have the product for you... the lazy man's tea bag!!
Yes, you can still satisfy the little lady at home. It's very simple, as shown by the ingredients needed:
40 bean and cheese burritos
35 Double bacon swissburgers
50 Chocolate ice cream sundaes with extra whipped cream
10 cases of Bourbon
1 Functionally retarded friend (test subject)
after too many drinks, this chick thinks her head in somewhere between a big pair of boobs, little does she know that the fat guy from lost was there to potato bag her
In a gool ol' fashion game of truth or dare, Teresa dares Lesbian Lindy to tongue her butthole. Teresa has her fat douchebag brother bend his man-flob into Lindy's grill piece. After Lindy tongues bb for 30 seconds, she comments that that was the hairiest chic's butt she has ever tasted.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
May 20th, 2008 at 09:49 pm
...the new blumkin
May 20th, 2008 at 09:51 pm
Congratulations Mr. DeHut, it's a girl.
May 20th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
It was at that moment that Susan decided to become a lesbian.
May 20th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Foreplay........so easy, even a caveman can do it.
May 20th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
After smothering Kristen with his belly cleavage, Mark decided maybe he SHOULD sign up for "The Biggest Loser."
May 20th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
MMMMMMM... milk is the juice that comes from cows
May 20th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Introducing new jamba juice smoothies.
May 20th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
The new party game sensation: "Bobbing for Belly Button Lint"
May 20th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Jimbo here is why the "Guys Gone Wild" video's tanked so badly.
May 20th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
No, seriously dude, I have a giant wang shaped like a female.
May 20th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Feast upon my bountiful Tummy!!!
May 20th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
See! I told you it smelled like corn chowder! And please don't ask me how I figured that out...
May 20th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
GUNT!!! The new FUPA.
May 20th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!!
May 20th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
I am an alien face-crab.
May 20th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
a few more beers and this chick wont no the difference between my stomach and my ass.
May 20th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
I don't have a witty caption. I am just using this space to say that is just fucking disgusting.
May 20th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
"Dig a little deeper I swear my penis is in there somewhere"
May 20th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
The new liposuction! Just 20 minutes a day, three times a week and even you can have washboard abs.
May 20th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
When Jill said she needed some fresh air;this isn't what she had in mind
May 20th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
"Dig for beijing" (the girls wearing an olympics t-shirt)
May 21st, 2008 at 12:05 am
45 seconds in, Sally lost her sense of direction and gave Steve the best and only "bellybutton job" he ever had.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:10 am
After a long day of janitoring (look at all my keys) I need a good lady to suck the high school lint outta ma' belly!!
May 21st, 2008 at 12:13 am
And the award for the most belly button lint goes to....
May 21st, 2008 at 12:20 am
Sure they laughed, but when they came home with the Championship Trophy for Raspberries, they had the final laugh.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:22 am
Now that's the way to tongue a belly button. Nom! Nom! Nom!
May 21st, 2008 at 12:59 am
Crikee!!! Here we see the elusive marsupial Fatfuckaroo releasing one of it's young from it's pouch, and she's a big one.
May 21st, 2008 at 01:29 am
Look a pearl!
May 21st, 2008 at 01:43 am
Can you smell last weeks breakfast burito? Because I found some of it this morning.
May 21st, 2008 at 02:08 am
And now the real trick is to guess the mystery meat I've hidden in there.... I thought it was elk at first.
May 21st, 2008 at 02:15 am
Yummy....camel toe!!!!!
May 21st, 2008 at 02:30 am
mmm...fumunda cheese, great on crackers
May 21st, 2008 at 02:35 am
Obama supporters showing their love!
May 21st, 2008 at 03:13 am
Thats right bitches, I'm hitting this trick.
You should see what she lets me do to her in the sack.
May 21st, 2008 at 03:24 am
"Hey wow you're right! It does smell like new car."
May 21st, 2008 at 03:42 am
Are you slothful by nature? No motivation to do anything? Any incentive handed to you is just not good enough? Well we have the product for you... the lazy man's tea bag!!
Yes, you can still satisfy the little lady at home. It's very simple, as shown by the ingredients needed:
40 bean and cheese burritos
35 Double bacon swissburgers
50 Chocolate ice cream sundaes with extra whipped cream
10 cases of Bourbon
1 Functionally retarded friend (test subject)
Get yours today!
May 21st, 2008 at 04:06 am
I can't remember - is it an inny or an outy? Oh, and does that body shot need replacing?
May 21st, 2008 at 04:18 am
Luckily for the stoners, the back-up slurpee machine works just fine!
May 21st, 2008 at 04:54 am
Lick it, slam it - stomach! Lemons are for wimps.
May 21st, 2008 at 05:19 am
"You think this is nasty, you should see me have sex!"
May 21st, 2008 at 05:30 am
after too many drinks, this chick thinks her head in somewhere between a big pair of boobs, little does she know that the fat guy from lost was there to potato bag her
May 21st, 2008 at 05:57 am
FACIAL!!!!!
May 21st, 2008 at 06:02 am
When Leonard told Susan to, "Get in my belly!", this wasn't quite what he had in mind.
May 21st, 2008 at 10:11 am
Smell my front butt!
May 21st, 2008 at 10:45 am
McDonalds; the gift that keeps giving.
May 21st, 2008 at 11:31 am
In a gool ol' fashion game of truth or dare, Teresa dares Lesbian Lindy to tongue her butthole. Teresa has her fat douchebag brother bend his man-flob into Lindy's grill piece. After Lindy tongues bb for 30 seconds, she comments that that was the hairiest chic's butt she has ever tasted.
Do not do blind dares people!
May 21st, 2008 at 11:47 am
Times is hard when the Kool-Aid man has to moonlight at bachelorette parties as his alter ego, the Lipton T-Bag... “Oh, Yeah!.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:07 pm
For a limited time only! Giant, raised nutsack on fat guy from Lost!!! Excellent opportunity for t-bag specials!
May 21st, 2008 at 12:12 pm
I won the BET!!! Either this or kiss him.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:34 pm
No, I can't see heaven!
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