Give-A-Wednesday: Win A Rambo Box Set

May 20th, 2008 | 06:40 pm

rambo giveaway

Write a caption for this fat guy imposing his gut on someone's face and you can win a Rambo DVD Box Set on Blue-Ray. This box set includes the knife-wielding First Blood, the gut-ripping Rambo: First Blood Part II and the torso-tearing Rambo III. And you'll be able to see every last flying limb in pure Blue-Ray crispness. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via email. Happy murdering.

rambo giveaway

See last week's winners after the jump:

holytaco holy taco

Winner:
Dude!: “You put your left ear in, you put your left ear out… you do the hokie pokie and you slobber all about…”

Runner Ups:
Ken: help us, we're white and we cant get down.

Jason C.: Cause this is Thriller, Thriller night.

Matt: Backup dancers for the rock group ‘System of a Down Syndrome’

Justin: what really happens at LAN parties

Mark: Girl: I just sharted.
Boy: I don’t know what that means.
Girl: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let’s dance.

Balls Jr: The only thing scarier than dancing zombies are the unibrowed aliens in the back.

Christopher: Take’m to the zoo…retards love the zoo [Ed. Note: honorable mention just for the Dead Milkmen reference.]

Comments

242 Responses to "Give-A-Wednesday: Win A Rambo Box Set"

  1. jack Says:

    ...the new blumkin

  2. Andrew Says:

    Congratulations Mr. DeHut, it's a girl.

  3. xplocvo Says:

    It was at that moment that Susan decided to become a lesbian.

  4. SarcasticOB Says:

    Foreplay........so easy, even a caveman can do it.

  5. SarcasticOB Says:

    After smothering Kristen with his belly cleavage, Mark decided maybe he SHOULD sign up for "The Biggest Loser."

  6. clitwizard Says:

    MMMMMMM... milk is the juice that comes from cows

  7. babyjesus Says:

    Introducing new jamba juice smoothies.

  8. SarcasticOB Says:

    The new party game sensation: "Bobbing for Belly Button Lint"

  9. Chaosman Says:

    Jimbo here is why the "Guys Gone Wild" video's tanked so badly.

  10. buns Says:

    No, seriously dude, I have a giant wang shaped like a female.

  11. Timmmma! Says:

    Feast upon my bountiful Tummy!!!

  12. ahow628 Says:

    See! I told you it smelled like corn chowder! And please don't ask me how I figured that out...

  13. Goochca Says:

    GUNT!!! The new FUPA.

  14. Caesar Says:

    GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!!

  15. Spiker Says:

    I am an alien face-crab.

  16. CHE the polar bear Says:

    a few more beers and this chick wont no the difference between my stomach and my ass.

  17. Mr. Balls Says:

    I don't have a witty caption. I am just using this space to say that is just fucking disgusting.

  18. skoal Says:

    "Dig a little deeper I swear my penis is in there somewhere"

  19. Robert Says:

    The new liposuction! Just 20 minutes a day, three times a week and even you can have washboard abs.

  20. Craig Stephenson Says:

    When Jill said she needed some fresh air;this isn't what she had in mind

  21. Jacob Says:

    "Dig for beijing" (the girls wearing an olympics t-shirt)

  22. Hacksaw Says:

    45 seconds in, Sally lost her sense of direction and gave Steve the best and only "bellybutton job" he ever had.

  23. John O Says:

    After a long day of janitoring (look at all my keys) I need a good lady to suck the high school lint outta ma' belly!!

  24. Rob See Says:

    And the award for the most belly button lint goes to....

  25. FrogSoda Says:

    Sure they laughed, but when they came home with the Championship Trophy for Raspberries, they had the final laugh.

  26. -Crash- Says:

    Now that's the way to tongue a belly button. Nom! Nom! Nom!

  27. Tombot Says:

    Crikee!!! Here we see the elusive marsupial Fatfuckaroo releasing one of it's young from it's pouch, and she's a big one.

  28. ElHuevon Says:

    Look a pearl!

  29. brian Says:

    Can you smell last weeks breakfast burito? Because I found some of it this morning.

  30. C78Foster Says:

    And now the real trick is to guess the mystery meat I've hidden in there.... I thought it was elk at first.

  31. suvi Says:

    Yummy....camel toe!!!!!

  32. yougotfridayed Says:

    mmm...fumunda cheese, great on crackers

  33. LJ Says:

    Obama supporters showing their love!

  34. rickyc Says:

    Thats right bitches, I'm hitting this trick.
    You should see what she lets me do to her in the sack.

  35. Jon L Says:

    "Hey wow you're right! It does smell like new car."

  36. Pratik Says:

    Are you slothful by nature? No motivation to do anything? Any incentive handed to you is just not good enough? Well we have the product for you... the lazy man's tea bag!!

    Yes, you can still satisfy the little lady at home. It's very simple, as shown by the ingredients needed:

    40 bean and cheese burritos
    35 Double bacon swissburgers
    50 Chocolate ice cream sundaes with extra whipped cream
    10 cases of Bourbon
    1 Functionally retarded friend (test subject)

    Get yours today!

  37. Jaimo Says:

    I can't remember - is it an inny or an outy? Oh, and does that body shot need replacing?

  38. Trev Says:

    Luckily for the stoners, the back-up slurpee machine works just fine!

  39. Matt Bang Says:

    Lick it, slam it - stomach! Lemons are for wimps.

  40. David Miniel Says:

    "You think this is nasty, you should see me have sex!"

  41. Henry G Says:

    after too many drinks, this chick thinks her head in somewhere between a big pair of boobs, little does she know that the fat guy from lost was there to potato bag her

  42. juice Says:

    FACIAL!!!!!

  43. JD Says:

    When Leonard told Susan to, "Get in my belly!", this wasn't quite what he had in mind.

  44. Todd Says:

    Smell my front butt!

  45. Tommy Says:

    McDonalds; the gift that keeps giving.

  46. Rock Says:

    In a gool ol' fashion game of truth or dare, Teresa dares Lesbian Lindy to tongue her butthole. Teresa has her fat douchebag brother bend his man-flob into Lindy's grill piece. After Lindy tongues bb for 30 seconds, she comments that that was the hairiest chic's butt she has ever tasted.

    Do not do blind dares people!

  47. Hamp Says:

    Times is hard when the Kool-Aid man has to moonlight at bachelorette parties as his alter ego, the Lipton T-Bag... “Oh, Yeah!.

  48. Jim Says:

    For a limited time only! Giant, raised nutsack on fat guy from Lost!!! Excellent opportunity for t-bag specials!

  49. Sheilza Says:

    I won the BET!!! Either this or kiss him.

  50. Michael Loftin Says:

    No, I can't see heaven!

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