May 20th, 2008 | 07:46
Write a caption for this fat guy imposing his gut on someone's face and you can win a Rambo DVD Box Set on Blue-Ray. This box set includes the knife-wielding First Blood, the gut-ripping Rambo: First Blood Part II and the torso-tearing Rambo III. And you'll be able to see every last flying limb in pure Blue-Ray crispness. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via email. Happy murdering.
See last week's winners after the jump:
Winner:
Dude!: “You put your left ear in, you put your left ear out… you do the hokie pokie and you slobber all about…”
Runner Ups:
Ken: help us, we're white and we cant get down.
Jason C.: Cause this is Thriller, Thriller night.
Matt: Backup dancers for the rock group ‘System of a Down Syndrome’
Justin: what really happens at LAN parties
Mark: Girl: I just sharted.
Boy: I don’t know what that means.
Girl: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let’s dance.
Balls Jr: The only thing scarier than dancing zombies are the unibrowed aliens in the back.
Christopher: Take’m to the zoo…retards love the zoo [Ed. Note: honorable mention just for the Dead Milkmen reference.]
![](mailto:?subject=Give-A-Wednesday: Win A Rambo Box Set&body=<p><a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/loves_the_gut.jpg' title='rambo giveaway'><img src='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/loves_the_gut.jpg' alt='rambo giveaway' /></a></p>
<p>Write a caption for this fat guy imposing his gut on someone's face and you can win a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Rambo-1-3-Boxset-Blu-ray/dp/B0015XHP4K/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1211409561&sr=1-4" target="_blank"><strong>Rambo DVD Box Set on Blue-Ray</strong></a>. This box set includes the knife-wielding First Blood, the gut-ripping Rambo: First Blood Part II and the torso-tearing Rambo III. And you'll be able to see every last flying limb in pure Blue-Ray crispness. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via email. Happy murdering.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Rambo-1-3-Boxset-Blu-ray/dp/B0015XHP4K/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1211409561&sr=1-4"><a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/rambo.jpg' title='rambo giveaway'><img src='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/rambo.jpg' alt='rambo giveaway' /></a></a></p>
<p>See last week's winners after the jump:</p>
<p><a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/dancerssmall.jpg' title='holytaco holy taco'><img src='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/dancerssmall.jpg' alt='holytaco holy taco' /></a></p>
<p><strong>Winner:</strong><br />
<strong>Dude!:</strong> âYou put your left ear in, you put your left ear out⦠you do the hokie pokie and you slobber all aboutâ¦â</p>
<p><strong>Runner Ups:</strong><br />
<strong>Ken:</strong> help us, we're white and we cant get down.</p>
<p><strong>Jason C.:</strong> Cause this is Thriller, Thriller night.</p>
<p><strong>Matt:</strong> Backup dancers for the rock group âSystem of a Down Syndromeâ</p>
<p><strong>Justin:</strong> what really happens at LAN parties</p>
<p><strong>Mark:</strong> Girl: I just sharted.<br />
Boy: I donât know what that means.<br />
Girl: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now letâs dance.</p>
<p><strong>Balls Jr:</strong> The only thing scarier than dancing zombies are the unibrowed aliens in the back.</p>
<p><strong>Christopher:</strong> Takeâm to the zooâ¦retards love the zoo [Ed. Note: honorable mention just for the Dead Milkmen reference.]</p>
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May fth, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Looks like butt crack, smells like butt crack, tastes like butt crack, good thing I didn't step in it
May fth, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Yeah, it is kinda like rimming
May fth, 2008 at 09:42 pm
Jim Morrison is ALIVE!!
May fth, 2008 at 07:55 pm
tea baggin; don't let swallowing your own balls stop you from getting some...
May fth, 2008 at 07:12 pm
once u go fat you never go back. or once you go fatback u never grow that? what what? this isn't where i parked my car
May fth, 2008 at 06:41 pm
get into my belly
May fth, 2008 at 05:24 pm
In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a…thousand years.
May fth, 2008 at 05:14 pm
Subway's Jared, after the weightloss and before the rehab and sponsorship cash
May fth, 2008 at 03:47 pm
Just a little further...."Holy fuck! Something in here has eyes! It's winking at me!!"
May fth, 2008 at 03:43 pm
What she doesn't know is this man has a conjoined twin on his abdomen facing him.
May fth, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Take a good look Bowflex said this will be gone in six to eight weeks with only twenty minutes a day.
May fth, 2008 at 10:53 am
When Jenny and I were dating she thought the little head growing from my stomach fat was disgusting but now that her and bob are dating I feel like a thrid wheel on a positive note bob and i share everything but our heads *wink wink*
May fth, 2008 at 09:06 am
The poor girl is having a seizure quick someone put some thing in her mouth so she doesn't bite her tongue off.
May fth, 2008 at 06:33 am
It was funny...until she died.
May fth, 2008 at 01:20 am
"Where's the beef?"
May fth, 2008 at 11:04 pm
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach - duh.
May fth, 2008 at 09:15 pm
I'm Not sure...but I dont think this is the right way to teabag someone.
May fth, 2008 at 08:47 pm
Dude!! Crack Kills!!
May fth, 2008 at 08:35 pm
3 girls 1 gut
May fth, 2008 at 07:49 pm
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'!
May fth, 2008 at 05:13 pm
Just like momma does it!! Oh wait.. shit.. did i just say that out loud...?!?
May fth, 2008 at 04:52 pm
first rule of fat club......YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FAT CLUB!!!.
May fth, 2008 at 04:03 pm
Virginity...Guess who just lost their's
May fth, 2008 at 12:08 pm
apparently he does suffer from dickie do
May fth, 2008 at 10:17 am
DAMNIT... cyanide gas leaking through air ducts... must have been the commie spies! Here, save yourself! I have a respirator under here with enough air for two weeks! When I'm gone, tell my mother I love her!
... oh, and can you stick your tongue out a bit? It's the most action I've had in years...
May fth, 2008 at 06:29 am
"And here is a representation of what it is like to 69 a fat chick!"
May fth, 2008 at 03:54 am
Where'd that hot chick go. I think she wanted me.
May fth, 2008 at 03:15 am
"Oh shit...I just jizzed my pants."
May fth, 2008 at 03:02 am
"What? A blind girl asked for a warm towelette, but i couldn't find one. What she doesn't know won't hurt her."
May fth, 2008 at 02:16 am
And to think... On Hoth, they'd have to use a ton-ton
May fth, 2008 at 02:00 am
The best things in life ARE free.
May fth, 2008 at 11:42 pm
he just stink faced her rakishi style with his front butt.
May fth, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Tomorrow on Foxnews "Cyber Love Connections" .See how fat slobs meet bellybutton lint loving whores and how true love is just a click away.
May fth, 2008 at 08:57 pm
You're right. You could fuck yourself in here! OMG, is there something in my hair?
Ed: where is my prize from the other week?
May fth, 2008 at 05:53 pm
Keep laughing, bitch. Your next.
May fth, 2008 at 05:31 pm
Bubba: Hey Suzy look up.
Suzy: What the aaaarrrrgggurgle As She is got sucked into the bubbbabys.
May fth, 2008 at 05:24 pm
Alien's meet the blob!!!
May fth, 2008 at 04:38 pm
BRRRRRRIITSKEEEE!!!
Jane always wanted to give a motorboat...........
May fth, 2008 at 01:11 pm
the saddest part of all, is that i had a hard time getting laid in college, but this fat son of a bitch somehow talked her into doing that. where the "f" were chicks like this when i was in school?
May fth, 2008 at 05:07 am
She's obviously curious to know how pube sweat, crusted semen, and cool ranch doritos taste all together.
May fth, 2008 at 12:46 am
Get in mah belly!
May fth, 2008 at 11:49 pm
The new age of Teabagging.
May fth, 2008 at 04:32 pm
good lord, it's feeding!!!
May fth, 2008 at 03:19 pm
"I know she totally thought I was him! And I said I'd get her an audition if she used tongue"
May fth, 2008 at 11:30 am
Suck my ass!
May fth, 2008 at 08:35 am
Great Moments in Hook-up History:
Not since the "Penis in the Popcorn" maneuver have we seen creativity like this. What seemed like a simple sandbag turned into something greater when she found his junk in there.
May fth, 2008 at 06:04 am
Worst game of Truth or Dare ever!
May fth, 2008 at 05:34 am
im flubbergasted!
May frd, 2008 at 10:43 pm
oh. I'm sorry it slips out like that sometimes
May frd, 2008 at 08:40 pm
I knew you'd like my mangina, it was only a matter of time.
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