May 21st, 2008 | 07:53
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I'm no soccer expert, but I'm pretty sure the "nut shot, nut shot, off-the-face" play isn't going to score you many goals. Having been in a few of these sporting situations in the past, I would like to offer this young man a little advice: Stay down. Getting up will only make them kick you in the very sensitive parts over and over again. Learn to play an instrument (a real one like drums or a guitar, not a woodwind or brass) and focus on your studies. In short, just chalk these school years up to "experience."
Later on when you have a decent paying job, a nice car and a girlfriend, you will...turn into some investment banker asshole who spends his entire life treating everyone like shit as a way of overcompensating for years of humiliation. Hmmm. Nevermind. My new advice, I guess, is: Never try anything ever. (And then blog about it.)
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May fnd, 2008 at 02:52 am
Wow, after sending a ball into the kids crotch, the assailant continues by kicking it at him again and tripping over him. What a nice little asshole.
May fnd, 2008 at 02:10 am
Crap. Submission system is bugged. Admins can you delete first two comments? Thanks.
May fnd, 2008 at 12:20 am
Number 20 really doesn't like the guy,
May fnd, 2008 at 12:20 am
This kid just learned two lessons in the arts of football: The importance of wearing a cup and a ball to the nutsack hurts more than ball to the face. Kind of a two-in-one I guess.
May fnd, 2008 at 12:18 am
This kid just learned two lessons the hard way: The importance of wearing a cup and ball to the nutsack hurts more than ball to the face. Kind of a two-in-one I guess.
May fnd, 2008 at 12:18 am
This kid just learned two lessons the hard way: The importance of wearing a cup and ball to the balls hurts more than ball to the face. Kind of a two-in-one I guess.
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