May 21st, 2008 | 07:45
So, a couple weeks ago Shania Twain found out her husband was cheating on her and they split up. Now, Shania's ex was a music producer named Mutt Lange, and if I interpret rap lyrics correctly, there's many many attractive young women who either have asses that won't quit, or asses that will go for days and then after you're satisfied by said ass, then and only then will it quit. So it must have been shocking when Shania Twain found out that he cheated with the a woman who looks like the sixth picture down from the starting picture of Shania if she was in a Faces Of Meth ad. People.com reports:
Lange's relationship with Marie-Anne Thiébaud, 37, a longtime secretary and house manager at Twain and Lange's estate in Switzerland, was behind the break up say several sources familiar with the situation.
Variety is the spice of life, but if I'm getting tired of eating a Snickers every day for a year, I don't switch to Brach's hard candy. In fact, if he's going from Shania to this chick, I think we can probably assume he's also making these changes.
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<p>So, a couple weeks ago <a href="http://www.chickipedia.com/Shania_Twain" target="_blank">Shania Twain</a> found out her husband was cheating on her and they split up. Now, Shania's ex was a music producer named Mutt Lange, and if I interpret rap lyrics correctly, there's many many attractive young women who either have asses that won't quit, or asses that will go for days and then after you're satisfied by said ass, then and only then will it quit. So it must have been shocking when Shania Twain found out that he cheated with the a woman who looks like the sixth picture down from the starting picture of Shania if she was in a <a href="http://www.anti-meth.org/files/meth_faces_tuscon_arizona.JPG" target="_blank">Faces Of Meth ad</a>.  <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20201677,00.html" target="_blank">People.com</a> reports:</p>
<blockquote><p>Lange's relationship with Marie-Anne Thiébaud, 37, a longtime secretary and house manager at Twain and Lange's estate in Switzerland, was behind the break up say several sources familiar with the situation.</p></blockquote>
<p>Variety is the spice of life, but if I'm getting tired of eating a Snickers every day for a year, I don't switch to Brach's hard candy. In fact, if he's going from Shania to this chick, I think we can probably assume he's also making these changes.</p>
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May fst, 2008 at 05:57 am
I'm gonna assume she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and can do some freaky acrobatic stuff you've never seen before. Being married to a 10 is fine but I'd rather get sex once a week from a 5 then once a year from a 10.
May frd, 2008 at 09:17 am
Marie-Anne Thiébaud is a babe. I cracked one off just for the hell of it. She's got tits...and tits that don't quit. I imagine she probably gives incredible BJ's too.
In a nutshell; you go Mutt....and give her an extra hard pounding for me....'cos
DAMN
she's h.o.t.
May fnd, 2008 at 05:16 pm
There are guys out here that would give about anything for just one night with Shania,including me,and this jerk Blows it,He is a Mutt for sure!!!
May fnd, 2008 at 10:41 am
Indeed Lange produced some of the best AC/DC albums...but you already knew, of course. Great site, thanks!
May fnd, 2008 at 12:47 am
I can't believe that retard. I would bang her 100 different ways since I was like 13. I also heard he traded in his Lambo for a Geo Metro.
May fnd, 2008 at 12:21 am
A guy named Mutt left one of the hottest and nicest women in country music for a women who on her best day is a solid 3. What a tool.
May fst, 2008 at 09:07 pm
yeah you're dead right on that one... what an idiot... Shania is almost as hot as this Russian news chick: http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/16/dft-news-episod...
May fst, 2008 at 08:58 pm
Nice!
http://www.darlene-mccord.com
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