Ya know, a lot of diseases go unnoticed in this day and age. Sure, there's national breast cancer awareness month, but which month helps spread the word about Open Mouth disease? This malady, which affects approximately one girl, makes it physically impossible for her to close her mouth whenever a camera is around. Won't you help put an end to this terrible affliction? For the cost of one cup of coffee a day, you can buy...one cup of coffee...and that's about it. I'm pretty sure there's no cure.
Yeah, she's definitely asking for it. Maybe the shots were taken with a telephoto lens, and she's confused?
That said, I'm very surprised my post is only the second one out of the first seven posts that referenced "insertion". WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?
Maybe the girl has some sort of self-imposed nervous tick when it comes to photographs. maybe her jaw looks weird in pictures if she closes her mouth, and rather than deal with what she perceives as a flaw in her physical appearance, she opens her mouth as a shield. It's peculiar the hang ups we have about our own appearance, and what we'll do to cover them up. Some people think they have a bad smile, so they put their hand over their mouths when they laugh. Same deal here.
Or, maybe she's terrified of cameras. Maybe every time she senses a camera in her vicinity, she erupts into horrified screaming. Blood murder screams.
Regardless of the maybes, I think "open mouth" is the new "kissy face." Coming soon to tween girls myspaces everywhere!
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May 22nd, 2008 at 02:09 pm
Ummm. I don't know what to say. Her tongue is always in the same location too. Does she really have a problem?
May 22nd, 2008 at 02:12 pm
How awful...doesn't she know that baring the teeth is a sign of great disrespect in our culture?
May 22nd, 2008 at 02:14 pm
Oh and also people who leave their mouth open just sitting around normally, are retarded. Sorry if I offend any retards, but they are.
May 22nd, 2008 at 02:51 pm
For the cost of one cup of coffee a day, you can buy a cup of coffee…and then throw it on the small of her back.
May 22nd, 2008 at 04:15 pm
I think that it is great, but wait until we get home to await the insertion.
May 22nd, 2008 at 04:31 pm
Ok, I get it, she keeps her mouth open in all pics. LETS MOVE ON!
May 22nd, 2008 at 04:43 pm
Yeah, she's definitely asking for it. Maybe the shots were taken with a telephoto lens, and she's confused?
That said, I'm very surprised my post is only the second one out of the first seven posts that referenced "insertion". WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?
May 22nd, 2008 at 04:47 pm
she reminded me of this girl i know from my school in germany...
http://www.picfury.com/galleries/ImageGallery-40016.html
May 22nd, 2008 at 05:14 pm
Maybe she made that face once and it froze like that. Maybe my grandma were right.
May 22nd, 2008 at 05:38 pm
I'd like to stick a fire hose in that trap, as per the post a few back
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/23/theres-nothing-sexual-about-these-pho...
May 22nd, 2008 at 05:51 pm
Thanks holytaco for the news that matters!
May 22nd, 2008 at 05:56 pm
Cool contest! http://forums.holytaco.com/showthread.php?t=11
May 22nd, 2008 at 07:15 pm
i bet shes good ay oral sex
May 22nd, 2008 at 07:16 pm
i bet shes good at oral sex
May 22nd, 2008 at 08:40 pm
She looks like an excited person.
May 22nd, 2008 at 09:03 pm
She's saying "Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" (in black girl voice)
May 22nd, 2008 at 09:28 pm
maybe she was just in awe at being invited to the Model U.N. party...
May 22nd, 2008 at 09:36 pm
Yes I have seen this condition before on other asian women. it looks serious. she may have to see a doctor if it persists.
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Eating must be hilarious.
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:04 pm
She has G.B.D.S. - Gook Blowup Doll Syndrome.
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:10 pm
robertt687 - you know nothing Junior - get back to your toys
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Apparently, it is contagious. The guy in the 2nd to last image is now afflicted.
When will the horror end?!?
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:18 pm
ok so the pic with the asian guy and the little guy with curly hair is creepy
like.... i belong in the ring movie.. creepy
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:25 pm
She's a typical Republican.
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Looks like that guy is eating a turd in the lower left of the second to last pic there.
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:02 pm
I just want to shove a hamburger in there
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:15 pm
I know a guy with this same infliction. He's notorious for ruining good photos... then he failed out of college
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:16 pm
She's got the same disease that Jenny McCarthy has when she's photographed.
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:27 pm
She needs something to fill her mouth. I have something in mind.
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:51 pm
i fnid taht uhfinsev Dom
*dabs mouth with wet washcloth*
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:08 am
see what I put in her mouth at the prom
www.myblog.110mb.com
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:12 am
Strange Asian Girl does not change Facial Expressions
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:48 am
Close your mouth a dick might fly in
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:56 am
It's obvious that she just doesn't know how to pronounce the word "cheese." Won't somebody educate her???
May 23rd, 2008 at 01:06 am
It is best to keep one's mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.
May 23rd, 2008 at 03:15 am
That is my Japanese girlfriend, she was attacked by a rabid totoro in her youth.
May 23rd, 2008 at 03:27 am
Her mouth is weird. Almost as weird as her nose.
May 23rd, 2008 at 04:10 am
How come they don't put phone numbers down?
May 23rd, 2008 at 05:34 am
Maybe she got Lock-Jaw the night prior... At least it wasn't in the closed position, or these photos would've ended up pretty gory.
May 23rd, 2008 at 05:40 am
She's got lockjaw because she was used to sucking small asian dicks and then sucked off a black guy and now she can't close her jaw
May 23rd, 2008 at 06:19 am
Maybe the girl has some sort of self-imposed nervous tick when it comes to photographs. maybe her jaw looks weird in pictures if she closes her mouth, and rather than deal with what she perceives as a flaw in her physical appearance, she opens her mouth as a shield. It's peculiar the hang ups we have about our own appearance, and what we'll do to cover them up. Some people think they have a bad smile, so they put their hand over their mouths when they laugh. Same deal here.
Or, maybe she's terrified of cameras. Maybe every time she senses a camera in her vicinity, she erupts into horrified screaming. Blood murder screams.
Regardless of the maybes, I think "open mouth" is the new "kissy face." Coming soon to tween girls myspaces everywhere!
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:33 am
Advertising pictures?
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:43 am
POOR GIRL, I WISH HER THE BEST.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:25 am
wtf is wrong with her
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:42 am
Get a grip all of you.. You are all so mean
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:18 pm
haha i bet her mouth is open
May 23rd, 2008 at 01:19 pm
beautiful
May 23rd, 2008 at 02:29 pm
She's cute. She looks like my wife.
May 23rd, 2008 at 02:40 pm
This reminds me of this site: doingtheface.blogspot.com
May 23rd, 2008 at 02:43 pm
She's pretty hot
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