Girl Tragically Struck With “Open Mouth” Disease
Ya know, a lot of diseases go unnoticed in this day and age. Sure, there’s national breast cancer awareness month, but which month helps spread the word about Open Mouth disease? This malady, which affects approximately one girl, makes it physically impossible for her to close her mouth whenever a camera is around. Won’t you help put an end to this terrible affliction? For the cost of one cup of coffee a day, you can buy…one cup of coffee…and that’s about it. I’m pretty sure there’s no cure.
Unbelievably, there are more here.
Tags: girl, open mouth
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:09 am
Ummm. I don’t know what to say. Her tongue is always in the same location too. Does she really have a problem?
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:12 am
How awful…doesn’t she know that baring the teeth is a sign of great disrespect in our culture?
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:14 am
Oh and also people who leave their mouth open just sitting around normally, are retarded. Sorry if I offend any retards, but they are.
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:51 am
For the cost of one cup of coffee a day, you can buy a cup of coffee…and then throw it on the small of her back.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:15 am
I think that it is great, but wait until we get home to await the insertion.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:31 am
Ok, I get it, she keeps her mouth open in all pics. LETS MOVE ON!
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:43 am
Yeah, she’s definitely asking for it. Maybe the shots were taken with a telephoto lens, and she’s confused?
That said, I’m very surprised my post is only the second one out of the first seven posts that referenced “insertion”. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:47 am
she reminded me of this girl i know from my school in germany…
http://www.picfury.com/galleries/ImageGallery-40016.html
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:14 am
Maybe she made that face once and it froze like that. Maybe my grandma were right.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:38 am
I’d like to stick a fire hose in that trap, as per the post a few back
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/23/theres-nothing-sexual-about-these-photos/
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:51 am
Thanks holytaco for the news that matters!
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:56 am
Cool contest! http://forums.holytaco.com/showthread.php?t=11
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:15 pm
i bet shes good ay oral sex
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:16 pm
i bet shes good at oral sex
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
She looks like an excited person.
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:03 pm
She’s saying “Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!” (in black girl voice)
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:28 pm
maybe she was just in awe at being invited to the Model U.N. party…
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Yes I have seen this condition before on other asian women. it looks serious. she may have to see a doctor if it persists.
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Eating must be hilarious.
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
She has G.B.D.S. - Gook Blowup Doll Syndrome.
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:10 pm
robertt687 - you know nothing Junior - get back to your toys
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Apparently, it is contagious. The guy in the 2nd to last image is now afflicted.
When will the horror end?!?
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:18 pm
ok so the pic with the asian guy and the little guy with curly hair is creepy
like…. i belong in the ring movie.. creepy
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:25 pm
She’s a typical Republican.
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Looks like that guy is eating a turd in the lower left of the second to last pic there.
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I just want to shove a hamburger in there
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:15 pm
I know a guy with this same infliction. He’s notorious for ruining good photos… then he failed out of college
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:16 pm
She’s got the same disease that Jenny McCarthy has when she’s photographed.
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:27 pm
She needs something to fill her mouth. I have something in mind.
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:51 pm
i fnid taht uhfinsev Dom
*dabs mouth with wet washcloth*
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:08 pm
see what I put in her mouth at the prom
http://www.myblog.110mb.com
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Strange Asian Girl does not change Facial Expressions
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Close your mouth a dick might fly in
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:56 pm
It’s obvious that she just doesn’t know how to pronounce the word “cheese.” Won’t somebody educate her???
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:06 pm
It is best to keep one’s mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.
May 23rd, 2008 at 9:15 pm
That is my Japanese girlfriend, she was attacked by a rabid totoro in her youth.
May 23rd, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Her mouth is weird. Almost as weird as her nose.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:10 pm
How come they don’t put phone numbers down?
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Maybe she got Lock-Jaw the night prior… At least it wasn’t in the closed position, or these photos would’ve ended up pretty gory.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:40 pm
She’s got lockjaw because she was used to sucking small asian dicks and then sucked off a black guy and now she can’t close her jaw
May 24th, 2008 at 12:19 am
Maybe the girl has some sort of self-imposed nervous tick when it comes to photographs. maybe her jaw looks weird in pictures if she closes her mouth, and rather than deal with what she perceives as a flaw in her physical appearance, she opens her mouth as a shield. It’s peculiar the hang ups we have about our own appearance, and what we’ll do to cover them up. Some people think they have a bad smile, so they put their hand over their mouths when they laugh. Same deal here.
Or, maybe she’s terrified of cameras. Maybe every time she senses a camera in her vicinity, she erupts into horrified screaming. Blood murder screams.
Regardless of the maybes, I think “open mouth” is the new “kissy face.” Coming soon to tween girls myspaces everywhere!
May 24th, 2008 at 4:33 am
Advertising pictures?
May 24th, 2008 at 4:43 am
POOR GIRL, I WISH HER THE BEST.
May 24th, 2008 at 5:25 am
wtf is wrong with her
May 24th, 2008 at 5:42 am
Get a grip all of you.. You are all so mean
May 24th, 2008 at 6:18 am
haha i bet her mouth is open
May 24th, 2008 at 7:19 am
beautiful
May 24th, 2008 at 8:29 am
She’s cute. She looks like my wife.
May 24th, 2008 at 8:40 am
This reminds me of this site: doingtheface.blogspot.com
May 24th, 2008 at 8:43 am
She’s pretty hot
May 24th, 2008 at 10:17 am
waahahahahaha, brilliant!
May 24th, 2008 at 11:07 am
what a fucking whore
May 24th, 2008 at 11:51 am
I don’t know If should laugh or be sad …
1st - does she know that her pictures were posted like this ?
2nd- o_O is “OPEN-MOUTH DISEASE” real ? cuz I already searched for it o_O and came back with nothing…
3rd- o_O when she opens her mouth its just like some kind of pose o_O are aware of that or are u stupid ?
this is really an insult to the person in here =_=
May 24th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
That’s simply her “camera face”. It’s used by people with only a partial attachment to the events around them, so they use a set, ’safe’ expression, never figuring anyone would put together a group of photos which would expose the facade inside.
May 24th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Is her mouth stuck like that or did she mold it around a Penguin?
May 24th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
I take pictures like that.
May 24th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
don’t mouth here off!
May 24th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Hmm… This came frOm somewhere I’ve been To before.
May 25th, 2008 at 2:45 am
she didn’t get that round mouth from eating square meals and also notice the bright whiteness of her teeth and her mother told me “that she goes to a dentist for a hair cut”. Cum on!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 25th, 2008 at 3:49 am
it’s contagious, the chinese guy in the 7th picture is infected…
May 25th, 2008 at 4:12 am
BFD. Who cares…
May 25th, 2008 at 8:11 am
big deal so she smiles with her mouth open, get a life people don’t you have nothing better to do then trash some chick?
May 25th, 2008 at 9:45 am
cock goes where?
May 25th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
She would make a great pornstar
May 25th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
I had an ex with this disease. She claimed sucking all those other guys’ dicks was her “treatment.” I hope she’s dead.
May 25th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
what a dumb bitch
May 26th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
did anybody else see jackie chan (2nd photo) giving the Rock’s signature eyebrow raise?
May 26th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
the picture by the water is the best. She looks like dracula.
May 27th, 2008 at 12:12 am
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May 27th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Hey it’s T-rex girl stop butchering teh vestibules memes.
May 27th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
That is frickin’ awesome! Does she know she is stricken with such a serious disease, and that this website is spreading awareness for her cause??
May 27th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
she sucked too much cock
May 27th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
the only time she shuts her mouth is when she swallows my cum
May 27th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF WHEN I SAW THOSE PICTURES …..
BUT THEN I MADE MY WHAY DWN TOWARDS THE COMMENTS ..AND I GOTTA SAY GUYS YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO RUINE A PERFECTLY GOOD JOKE ……SOOO THANKS FOR THAT ………….hahahah goddamn i mean every single picture ………hahahahahahaha
May 27th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
mku,gh,k,
May 28th, 2008 at 12:15 am
Who cares about this dumb bitch.
May 28th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Is the dude in the arcade sucking on the ear of the horse she is sitting on??? WTF! Looks like he too could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
May 28th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
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May 29th, 2008 at 8:26 am
I know that she got the whitest teeth I ever CUM across!!!! At least she swallowed the evidence!!!
May 30th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
She’s HOT!!! An open mouth is not always a bad thing. I could find one or two uses for that mouth.
May 30th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Maybe while your at it, you can donate to those douchebags afflicted with the “trout pout” They can’t have their pictures taken without sticking out their lips like a bunch of complete idiots. Stop it people! While you are at it, stop with the “gangsta signs”….seriously
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:37 am
*Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
July 1st, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Is this similar to the puckered lips syndrome? I swear it’s a goddamn epidemic.
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:42 pm
i’d wrap those lips around my member
September 22nd, 2008 at 5:18 pm
nannercannon- that syndrome only effects those living in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn
September 29th, 2008 at 5:19 am
Why does she keep her mouth open in every photo?