LL Cool J Creates Clothing Line For Sears
When I was little, the coolest people in the world were LL. Cool J. and Steve Guttenberg. Now, alas, it seems only Steve Guttenberg is still cool. NME.com reports:
LL Cool J has joined forces with US chain store Sears to create a range of clothing for juniors.
Wait, they sell clothes at Sears? I’m not a well dressed dude by any stretch of the imagination, but if I walk into a store and see a circular saw on sale, that to me is a pretty clear sign saying “Don’t purchase clothes here. They may not be of the highest quality or fashion.” Wait, but what will his line of clothes be called?
The line, called LL Cool J for Sears, will see the rapper create clothing for young boys and girls
Wow. It’s nice that he put some effort into naming his clothing line. I can’t wait until he has a couple more children and names them “LL Cool J’s Son,” and “Don’t touch my stuff.” It’s sad to see a rapper you thought was hard core totally and completely sell out. I feel just like I felt after they made Capri Suns flat on top so that it was easier to poke a straw through their top. Sure maybe more people will enjoy them now, but they lost their edge that made me love them. Anyway, I have an advance copy of one of the shirts. Let’s take a gander.
May 28th, 2008 at 7:45 am
Could be worse I guess. It could be the LL Cool J KMart line.
May 28th, 2008 at 8:35 am
Hey Keeblerkahn… Sears owns KMart now, so it actually is worse.
May 28th, 2008 at 11:52 am
I was in Sears in NY and it’s actually pretty cute. For girls stuff at least, i havn’t seen the guys section. you might have to dig a little, but I have a few hot shirts from there, and a dress. I love LL Cool J……… so hot! and damnnn…. look at that picture
May 28th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Shouldn’t he have made a clothing line for L.L. Bean? LL Cool Beans, yo.
May 29th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
May I highly recommend finding/downloading the song ‘Second Round K.O.’ by Canibus - you won’t be disappointed.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
L.L. Cool J. is hard as hell
Battle anybody I don’t care who you tell
I excel, they all fail
I’m gonna crack shells, Double-L must rock the bells
You’ve been waitin’ and debatin’ for oh so long
Just starvin’ like Marvin for a Cool J. song ( OR SHIRT)
If you cried and thought I died, you definitely was wrong
It took a thought, plus I brought Cut Creator along
Evened up with E-Love down with the Cool J. force
Symbolizin’ in the rhymin’ for the record of course
I’m a tower full of power with rain and hail
Cut Creator scratch the record with his fingernail
Rock the bells
The king of crowd rockers finally is back
My voice is your choice as the hottest wax
True as a wizard, just a blizzard, I ain’t taken no crap
I’m rhymin’ and designin’ with your girl in my lap
The bass is kickin’ always stickin’ cause you like it that way
You take a step because it’s def and plus it’s by Cool J.
Cut Creator on the fader, my right-hand man
We rock the bells so very well cause that’s the name of this jam
Rock the bells
Some girl’s will like this jam and some girls won’t
Cause I make a lot of money and your boyfriend don’t
L.L. went to hell, gonna rock the bells
All you washed up rappers wanna do this well
Rock the bells
Now I’m world-wide known, whether you like it or not
My one man band is Cut Creator a.k.a. Philpot
He’ll never skip it, only rip it when he’s on the fader
What’s my d.j.’s name, Cut Creator
Now you know the episode who’s on the wheels
He’ll drive the cross fader like a cut mobile
So precise with a slice that you know he’s greater
What’s my d.j.’s name, Cut Creator
Now you know, what do you know, Earl roles the weed
I go to the store and get Old Gold
So all you crabby lookin’ nappy headed girls get back
Cause there’s a ten to one chance that you might get smacked
Rock the bells
The bells are circulatin’ the blood in your veins
Why are girlies on the tip, L.L.’s your name
Cut Creator’s good, Cool J. is good-good
You bring the wood pecker, I’ll bring the wood
The bells are wippin’ and rippin’ at your body and soul
Why do you like Cool J., we like rock and roll
Cause it ain’t the glory days with Bruce Springsteen
I’m not a virgin so I know I’ll make Madonna scream
You hated Michael and Prince all the way, ever sense
If their beats were made of meat, then they would have to be mince
Rock the bells
So listen to the lines of rhyme, I rhyme on time
He’ll cut the record in a second, make your d.j. look blind
So all you jerry-curl suckers wearin’ high-heel boots
Like ballerinas, what I mean is you’re a fruit-loop troop
All you gonna-be(s), wanna-be(s), when will you learn
Wanna be like Cool J., you gotta wait your turn
Some suckers don’t like me, but I’m not concerned
Six-g (s) for twenty minutes is the pay I earn
I’m growin’ and glowin’ like a forest blaze
Do you like Michael Jackson, we like Cool J.
That’s right, I’m on the mic with the help of the bells
There’s no delayin’ what I’m sayin’ as I’m rockin’ you well
Rock the bells
July 18th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Sears does not own KMart….Kmart owns Sears