Mario Lopez's Girlfriend Puts The "Man" In "Woman"

May 26th, 2008 | 01:58 pm

Isn't Mario Lopez supposed to be some hunky dude who all the ladies go ga-ga over? If that's the case, then why is he dating Karina Smirnoff, a Russian professional dancer who looks more masculine than Mr. Belding's balls. What's going on, Mario? You're famous and you work out. I'm pretty sure you can pull girls who haven't been on the cover of Turkish Prison Guard magazine. Weren't you married to that Ali Landry chick for a few hours? Jesus. Somehow you've managed to make Screech's retarded Dirty Sanchez the best thing to happen to all the Saved By The Bell alumni.

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12 Responses to "Mario Lopez's Girlfriend Puts The "Man" In "Woman""

</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/05/27/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-598179" title="">May 13th, 2009 at 11:52 am</a> </small> <p>Your site is very good. 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Better looking than anyone you're ever going to get it on with, anyhow!</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-9069"></a> <a id="comment-9069"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-9069"> <cite> <a href="http://www.acewigs.com/shop/wigs/Amore_Wigs/" rel="external nofollow">Wigs</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/05/27/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-9069" title="">June 3rd, 2008 at 06:05 am</a> </small> <p>Isn't he the only one from Saved by the Bell without a sex tape?</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-9068"></a> <a id="comment-9068"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-9068"> <cite> <a href="http://www.acewigs.com/shop/wigs/Adolfo_Wigs/26988.php" rel="external nofollow">Huge Heffer</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/05/27/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-9068" title="">June 3rd, 2008 at 06:02 am</a> </small> <p>Maybe if she put some lipstick and a nice wig on she'd look less like a he.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-9067"></a> <a id="comment-9067"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-9067"> <cite> Nightsinger</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/05/27/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-9067" title="">June 2nd, 2008 at 07:29 pm</a> </small> <p>Karina is just having a day at the beach with no makeup. She's a very beautiful and sexy lady and even like this is far from "manly". If you want some big breasted cow, good for you. This lady is a highly trained athlete with an athlete's bod. She's also an amazing dancer and reportedly a great person.</p> <p>Mario has had his playboy days perhaps he has found a real person to love???</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <div class="indented"><a id="comment-100860"></a> <a id="comment-100860"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-100860"> <cite> sheriff</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/05/27/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-100860" title="">December 31st, 2008 at 01:47 am</a> </small> <p>no-homo? maybe you forgot that part.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  </div><a id="comment-9066"></a> <a id="comment-9066"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-9066"> <cite> <a href="http://etc" rel="external nofollow">tallboy7</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/05/27/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-9066" title="">May 26th, 2008 at 09:34 pm</a> </small> <p>no no no... these are just bad shots of her. very bad, granted. but a couple magical hours in hair and makeup and bang. for real.</p> <p>same w almost all these ladies.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-9065"></a> <a id="comment-9065"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-9065"> <cite> JW</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/05/27/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-9065" title="">May 26th, 2008 at 05:02 pm</a> </small> <p>Isn’t Mario Lopez supposed to be some hunky dude who all the ladies go ga-ga over?</p> <p>Uh.....no</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-9064"></a> <a id="comment-9064"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-9064"> <cite> Free_Britney</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/05/27/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-9064" title="">May 26th, 2008 at 02:51 pm</a> </small> <p>she is NASTY he could do better, he needs the Nuttcups Professor's help to make his own girlfriend:<br /> <a href="http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/23/the-nuttupcs-professors-companion.html" title="http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/23/the-nuttupcs-professors-companion.html">http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/23/the-nuttupcs-pr...</a></p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-9063"></a> <a id="comment-9063"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-9063"> <cite> B0B</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/05/27/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-9063" title="">May 26th, 2008 at 02:45 pm</a> </small> <p>Cow piss, meat nugget. Yum.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-9062"></a> <a id="comment-9062"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-9062"> <cite> gstar</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/05/27/mario-lopezs-girlfriend-puts-the-man-in-woman/#comment-9062" title="">May 26th, 2008 at 02:03 pm</a> </small> <p>First he stunk at broadcasting the sports for the Bayside news team. Then he totally lip synched all night at the prom. Now this.</p> <p>Brillo head goofs it up again.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/1370%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  </ol> </div> </div>  <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"> ord=Math.random()*10000000000000000; document.write('<script language="JavaScript" src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/adj/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=' + ord + '?" type="text/javascript"></scr' + 'ipt>'); </script><noscript><a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=123456789?" target="_blank"><img src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=123456789?" width="300" height="250" border="0"></a></noscript></div><div class="block"> <div class="heading"><a href="/photos"><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/themes/holytaco2/images/headings/photo-of-the-day.gif" style="width: 176px; 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