Isn't Mario Lopez supposed to be some hunky dude who all the ladies go ga-ga over? If that's the case, then why is he dating Karina Smirnoff, a Russian professional dancer who looks more masculine than Mr. Belding's balls. What's going on, Mario? You're famous and you work out. I'm pretty sure you can pull girls who haven't been on the cover of Turkish Prison Guard magazine. Weren't you married to that Ali Landry chick for a few hours? Jesus. Somehow you've managed to make Screech's retarded Dirty Sanchez the best thing to happen to all the Saved By The Bell alumni.
Karina is just having a day at the beach with no makeup. She's a very beautiful and sexy lady and even like this is far from "manly". If you want some big breasted cow, good for you. This lady is a highly trained athlete with an athlete's bod. She's also an amazing dancer and reportedly a great person.
Mario has had his playboy days perhaps he has found a real person to love???
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May 26th, 2008 at 02:03 pm
First he stunk at broadcasting the sports for the Bayside news team. Then he totally lip synched all night at the prom. Now this.
Brillo head goofs it up again.
May 26th, 2008 at 02:45 pm
Cow piss, meat nugget. Yum.
May 26th, 2008 at 02:51 pm
she is NASTY he could do better, he needs the Nuttcups Professor's help to make his own girlfriend:
http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/23/the-nuttupcs-pr...
May 26th, 2008 at 05:02 pm
Isn’t Mario Lopez supposed to be some hunky dude who all the ladies go ga-ga over?
Uh.....no
May 26th, 2008 at 09:34 pm
no no no... these are just bad shots of her. very bad, granted. but a couple magical hours in hair and makeup and bang. for real.
same w almost all these ladies.
June 2nd, 2008 at 07:29 pm
Karina is just having a day at the beach with no makeup. She's a very beautiful and sexy lady and even like this is far from "manly". If you want some big breasted cow, good for you. This lady is a highly trained athlete with an athlete's bod. She's also an amazing dancer and reportedly a great person.
Mario has had his playboy days perhaps he has found a real person to love???
December 31st, 2008 at 01:47 am
no-homo? maybe you forgot that part.
June 3rd, 2008 at 06:02 am
Maybe if she put some lipstick and a nice wig on she'd look less like a he.
June 3rd, 2008 at 06:05 am
Isn't he the only one from Saved by the Bell without a sex tape?
June 3rd, 2008 at 02:48 pm
She looks pretty damn fine to me. Better looking than anyone you're ever going to get it on with, anyhow!
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:54 am
Mario is gay let him have a cover so he can still make some money.