I'm the first person to admit that I am pretty stupid. I've been to known to forget such important things as where I parked my car, what time I'm supposed to be somewhere, and wiping. But I'm pretty sure that I'm smart enough to know that if I had stolen a wad of cash from a 10-year-old Girl Scout (which I have) that I wouldn't tell a reporter about my crime on camera (don't read that last parenthesis). These girls, who are also somehow now angry at the little girl they stole from, apparently are not.
I hope some judge really lays into them. The fact that they stoled money from a littler kid bad, but their attitude is inexcusable. 5000 hours of community service and some time in youth service facility is in order for these two. The fact that they are stupid enough to go on TV and bitch about getting in trouble is unbelievable.
So... let's say Bob The Pedorapist is getting some orange juice and a bag of frozen okra and sees these two dumb cunts. I imagine a conversation between him and his penis would go something like this:
Bob: My, what a fine day it is...
Penis: Dude, check out those two chicks there. Let's grab them and get it on!
Bob: But that would be a crime, wouldn't it?
Penis: So? It doesn't matter, since I want some pussy and I see the girls there who have it so let's grab them.
Bob: Wait, what?
Penis: Pussy's pussy and I feel bad that those girls have it but I got to have it.
Bob: Oh ok. And since there's no deputy here to see us, they'll have to wait for a state attorney to file some charges on us...
Penis: Now you got it! Let's do this.
And good job on news studio's job of blurring their faces out. You can clearly see what they look like.
Was I the only one to notice that they did the worse job at "hiding" the faces of those teens that I have ever seen? I mean they were in plain sight with a twinge of distortion but your brain puts the pieces together cause they were only a few blocks blurred at the time.. I could do a police sketch of those girls to the exact freckle.
Those news ppl seemed pretty pissed, I figure they did it on purpose - I would have.
Please ship those two young thieves to Brandon, Rankin County,MS. We can teach them to at least fake public remorse for their petty theft ... Oh, and ship their parents as well ...they obviously need help acquiring some parenting skills ...including control of and disciplining their children ..
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
May 26th, 2008 at 07:47 pm
Now those are two girls destined to work for the IRS.
May 26th, 2008 at 08:15 pm
I hope some judge really lays into them. The fact that they stoled money from a littler kid bad, but their attitude is inexcusable. 5000 hours of community service and some time in youth service facility is in order for these two. The fact that they are stupid enough to go on TV and bitch about getting in trouble is unbelievable.
May 26th, 2008 at 09:51 pm
So... let's say Bob The Pedorapist is getting some orange juice and a bag of frozen okra and sees these two dumb cunts. I imagine a conversation between him and his penis would go something like this:
Bob: My, what a fine day it is...
Penis: Dude, check out those two chicks there. Let's grab them and get it on!
Bob: But that would be a crime, wouldn't it?
Penis: So? It doesn't matter, since I want some pussy and I see the girls there who have it so let's grab them.
Bob: Wait, what?
Penis: Pussy's pussy and I feel bad that those girls have it but I got to have it.
Bob: Oh ok. And since there's no deputy here to see us, they'll have to wait for a state attorney to file some charges on us...
Penis: Now you got it! Let's do this.
And good job on news studio's job of blurring their faces out. You can clearly see what they look like.
May 26th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
i agree completely
May 27th, 2008 at 02:01 am
I think these kids need to spend some time with a youth pastor.
May 27th, 2008 at 02:08 am
Was I the only one to notice that they did the worse job at "hiding" the faces of those teens that I have ever seen? I mean they were in plain sight with a twinge of distortion but your brain puts the pieces together cause they were only a few blocks blurred at the time.. I could do a police sketch of those girls to the exact freckle.
Those news ppl seemed pretty pissed, I figure they did it on purpose - I would have.
May 27th, 2008 at 03:19 am
Come on ninnies. This is a joke. Relax!
May 27th, 2008 at 03:22 am
consider the source: collegehumor.com
May 27th, 2008 at 03:01 pm
Good Lord, how many Lohan girls are out there?
May 28th, 2008 at 02:49 am
Dylan Says:
May 27th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
I think these kids need to spend some time with a youth pastor.
I am a youth pastor. They can spend time with me. Oh, Jesus!
May 28th, 2008 at 03:01 am
"Teenager who helped steal money from Girl Scout sentenced to treatment facility"
http://tinyurl.com/4u8xqx
May 28th, 2008 at 03:55 am
Joke? Google "Stefanie Woods Girl Scout".
May 28th, 2008 at 03:27 pm
Cunts!
May 28th, 2008 at 05:20 pm
Hey look! The next two annoying prissy bitchhes for the Simple Life! Almost as self centered and in touch with reality too
May 29th, 2008 at 03:35 am
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f-bomb Says:
May 27th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Now those are two girls destined to work for the IRS.
>>My vote for Comment of the Week.
May 29th, 2008 at 03:36 am
QUOTE:
f-bomb Says:
May 27th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Now those are two girls destined to work for the IRS.
>>My vote for Comment of the Week.
May 29th, 2008 at 04:18 am
Send 'em both to my place in about 6 years and I'll hand out my special kind of punishment !!!
June 3rd, 2008 at 06:54 pm
Please ship those two young thieves to Brandon, Rankin County,MS. We can teach them to at least fake public remorse for their petty theft ... Oh, and ship their parents as well ...they obviously need help acquiring some parenting skills ...including control of and disciplining their children ..
August 29th, 2008 at 03:11 am
they need a public spanking
February 4th, 2009 at 04:24 pm
Um... this is obviously fake.
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