Write a caption for this photo of a respectable young man respecting his elders and you can win a copy of EA's Madden 08. It's the game all the cool kids are playing, so get on board. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via the Holiest of Tacos.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Matt - Lick it, slam it - stomach! Lemons are for wimps.
Runners Up:
SarcasticSOB: The new party game sensation: “Bobbing for Belly Button Lint”
Buns: No, seriously dude, I have a giant wang shaped like a female.
Skoal: “Dig a little deeper I swear my penis is in there somewhere”
Robert: The new liposuction! Just 20 minutes a day, three times a week and even you can have washboard abs.
Loren: I nurtures mah yungins’ with mah belly milk.
Alrighty Ima about to get a touchdown and I can't wait to hear John Madden's voice, so honey just pour that beer down my throat it's time to throw down. Don't worry about spilling it I ain't wearin' a shirt. GET SOME SON!
take the blood of Christ brother... and YOU SHALL BE SAVED!!! HALLELUJAH!!!
also, im guessin this is the catholic church since it looks like little boys and men are both naked together
Pope Benedict circa 1931: "And this, the canned blood of Jesus Christ, will cleanseth you of all sin..." Even the sins of the Nazi regime? Sweet! Drink up.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
May 27th, 2008 at 09:33 pm
In a fit of revenge, Junior got momma's new boyfriend drunk so that there was no more disputes as to whose turn it is to breastfeed.
May 27th, 2008 at 09:49 pm
Jesus has returned!
May 27th, 2008 at 09:59 pm
Ok son, remember to not tell mommy about going to the drunken orgy. Lets go, you can drive stick right?
May 27th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Chug, fatman!! CHUUUUUGG!!!!!!!!
May 27th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
During his intervention, Patrick promised he would never again pick up a beer.
May 27th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Dude, this should wake him up cause I totally pissed in this.
May 27th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
It's a baby dick in a can. VICTORY!
May 27th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
I dont have a caption, but can we switch their heads like on that one website? this has the makings of gold....
May 27th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Adultophila... the new pedophila.
May 27th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
"Michael Jackson's son, 'Blanket' takes his fathers favorite past time to new lows"
May 27th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
"A Pedo's perfect world"
May 27th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Babies Don't let Fathers drive Sober.
May 27th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Here's your beer! Now fix me some dinner you lazy bastard!
May 28th, 2008 at 12:16 am
The one, and possibly only, reason for having children.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:21 am
what the fuck did i tell you about leaving wounded soldiers on the table! drink bitch
May 28th, 2008 at 12:42 am
Alrighty Ima about to get a touchdown and I can't wait to hear John Madden's voice, so honey just pour that beer down my throat it's time to throw down. Don't worry about spilling it I ain't wearin' a shirt. GET SOME SON!
May 28th, 2008 at 12:48 am
This shit happens every time!, we go out, he passes out and im the one stuck baby sitting this bitch !!! DAMN!!!!! ...
May 28th, 2008 at 12:50 am
damn , first you fuck my mom, eat my food.. and now i gotta babysit you .... ( i hate my life)
May 28th, 2008 at 01:09 am
take the blood of Christ brother... and YOU SHALL BE SAVED!!! HALLELUJAH!!!
also, im guessin this is the catholic church since it looks like little boys and men are both naked together
May 28th, 2008 at 02:52 am
Little 8 lb. 6 oz. Baby Jesus resurrects faith with baptism on newly converted NASCAR fan.
May 28th, 2008 at 02:56 am
Kids
More fun to make than buying a cup holder
May 28th, 2008 at 03:30 am
Help daddy with his medicine.
May 28th, 2008 at 03:38 am
Huh.. Just hook it up directly to my veins!
May 28th, 2008 at 03:54 am
If your mom took it in the mouth like this, you'd never have been born
May 28th, 2008 at 06:33 am
I love you son.
May 28th, 2008 at 06:37 am
Gingerkid poisons dad with lightbeer.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Beer...Check! Father and Son...Check! Naked...WTF?
May 28th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Hook it directly to my veins!
May 28th, 2008 at 01:21 pm
Now, for a limited time only, get your own ginger orphan with every case of malt liquor.
May 28th, 2008 at 01:24 pm
Yeah? Who's _your_ daddy!
May 28th, 2008 at 01:28 pm
Fuck yeah, I'm sucking on some man titties tonight!!!!
May 28th, 2008 at 01:33 pm
You keep drinking this and I'll keep sucking on your wife's tits.
May 28th, 2008 at 01:36 pm
Cupid finally ran out of arrows, but luckily there was a plentiful alternative.
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May 28th, 2008 at 01:41 pm
Quick junior give me a sip! These time outs only last a couple of seconds on this video game!
May 28th, 2008 at 02:03 pm
You gotta try this beer Dad it's great! I had it with my cereal this morning.
May 28th, 2008 at 02:14 pm
Pope Benedict circa 1931: "And this, the canned blood of Jesus Christ, will cleanseth you of all sin..." Even the sins of the Nazi regime? Sweet! Drink up.
May 28th, 2008 at 02:17 pm
Just a little bit more Uncle Bubba.... Then I am gonna super glue your dick to your leg for creeping in room!!
May 28th, 2008 at 03:11 pm
Here, Let me give ya a hand.. you drunk bastard
May 28th, 2008 at 03:29 pm
After you finish your beer you can watch some internet porn.
May 28th, 2008 at 04:22 pm
First he's puring beer down your throat, next he's stealing the credit cards ordering hookers and getting tatoo's.
May 28th, 2008 at 04:24 pm
"Yes, yes, that's it. Drink, drink the sleepy potion in the can so I can cut your ass for not letting me watch porn with you."
May 28th, 2008 at 04:34 pm
"Cmon Daddy, just a few more sips, I want you and mommy to give me a retarded brother this time!"
May 28th, 2008 at 05:30 pm
The father becomes the son...and the father becomes the son.
superman
May 28th, 2008 at 06:57 pm
Crappy formula equals crappy beer for you, dad!
May 28th, 2008 at 07:12 pm
Billy's Dad has constant nightmares of performing fillatio on his own son. Doctors have discovered the solution.
May 28th, 2008 at 07:39 pm
Awww baby wants his bottle?
May 28th, 2008 at 07:56 pm
welcome to the annual man-boy naked beer chug
May 28th, 2008 at 08:52 pm
Now I that I have junior, I don't even miss my arms.
May 28th, 2008 at 08:59 pm
My Daddy says we aren't white trash and that our neighbors in the trailer park next to us are. I love my Daddy.
May 28th, 2008 at 09:29 pm
"Perfect, son. This skill will come in handy in 15 years or so, at your post-prom party with your date. How do you think you got here?"
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